Akuma's validation service: Die 1,000 deaths as your gender so you can say you've been through it 1,000 times. Also, this is Street Fighter canon, so you don't really stay gone.

Me: "Yeah, I don't think Akuma likes me."

Confidant: "Because you're trans?"

Me: "No, because I've not presented an adequate challenge to the art of the assassin's fist."

*Everyone nodding at how refreshing that is*

I hope his step-father likes me.

Step-father:

Finally, a university text book that's worth the £55 price tag.

"I don't think the dubbing industry can get worse with its nepotism, the unfair treatment of workers, and inherent bias of famous actors over well trained specialists."

Amazon: *Innovates something FAR WORSE*

It's saddening that the Scottish leadership will not give the people what they want; Irn Brooze.

I really have no interest in dropping money into a game that will likely go offline within the following year. Plus the offline story bits are pretty much done with the promise of more "coming soon".

Yeah, it's cool seeing an alternative timeline where characters survive but... This ain't it.

Plus, something that got hardwired into my language was Rick's "Eurgh!" every time he punches Bellyache. I make a similar noise when encountering something disgusting.

It's a very charming title. I've gone down the lore rabbit hole plenty of times, especially with regional differences. For a game with little in-game lore, it was interesting to see that Jennifer got a DBZ-esque "sent to the next dimension" retcon for the EU/NA version.

The gunk on the cartridge is actually some chain decals the previous owner stuck on there. I didnt think to remove them. 🥸

Takes me back to the earliest days of the internet and insisting on saying "WWW" with a stutter.

(Under their breath) Zena warrior princess… 🐾

"Blis is Blalex Blones susblenbeb bin a bat ob gelabine, theb boctobs bemoveb by blones amb feb bem bo a bog shbelter, bow Ib bill bot ble bart blof bhe boke mlob band beir beletob babry."

SEE the propaganda that we're all the same down to our BONES?! How calcium strengthens bones but is conveniently found in milk?! The boneshakers want your skeletons for a DEATH ARMY! The woke-omancers ain't getting my bones!

I'm funding full skeletal surgery with today's sponsor, Skullshare.