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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 10h

I get your point. Unfortunately, his media literacy is too low for it to affect him.

Citizen Kane is one of Trump's favorite films, and the message he took seems to be that it's cool to put your Monogram on everything.

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 1d

She smiles and says “I will always love you”

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 2d

Last Summer, someone posted a video of bicyclists driving at sunbathers on Oak Street Beach as a joke, and he called me a suburban liberal for saying it was anti-social and blocked me.

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 2d

People really memory-holed this stuff. I've gotten blank stares from people who were mad about it at the time!

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 2d

Time to call our worthless Senators. Last time I tried Duckworth I couldn't even leave a voicemail.

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 2d

I don't know how they pick the Thursday night matchups, but they need to stop doing that.

Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 2d

I basically feel like an idiot every week when I watch Thursday night football.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d

They were selling heavily discounted frozen pizzas at the grocery store and I grabbed so many in my arms that an employee saw me and was momentarily alarmed until a look of sadness crossed her face

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 4d

Can you name one? What are they right about? Spell it out for me.

Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias.bsky.social · 5d

I think the American right is in fact correct about several things and it would be wise to concede that.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 5d

Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 6d

Most of Bears Twitter is still on the bad site 😞

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 6d

I usually challenge guys like that to post a picture of their hands. I wear gloves religiously, and mine are covered in scars.

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 6d

Data centers all have massive HVAC cooling systems, with built in redundancies. Interesting to see how those systems could be utilized

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 7d

Oh I’m going out of town for 2 days? Let me pack an amount of underwear like I plan on shitting myself multiple times a day every day

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 11d

Unless something has changed, I don't believe taxes in Illinois can be earmarked. So whilst transit may be the ostensible reason, I think it all goes into the same pot. The Illinois lottery for example was pitched to voters as a way to fund education

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Bohdan &%@#ing Pavuk @bpavuk.neocities.org · Dec 26

if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

Joshua Holland @joshuaholland.bsky.social · Dec 25

I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.

Elon Musk takes aim at Wikipedia

Musk has denounced Wikipedia as "Wokepedia" on X and urged people not to donate to the platform.

www.newsweek.com

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 16d

Imagine trying to imitate Matty and Ezra in year of our lord 2025. I guess those guys are "successful," but they both seem completely miserable.

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 18d

"Drop out, like AL FRANKEN?!?!"

Yes, actually. He was replaced by a Democratic Senator who is arguably better than he was. Maybe it's not fair that this stuff matters, but it does. Sucks to be them, but as far as consequences go "not getting to be a Senator" seems pretty light

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 18d

"This guy seemed cool, but he actually sucks" seems like an easy thing to say?

I've cut people out of my personal life for less egregiously racist things than a Nazi tattoo.

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 22d

If you die in Sega, you die in real life

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22d

THIS guy is Antifa clearly, he brought out the stupidest bike possible to make MAGA look like a bunch of assholes

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 22d

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 22d

As an adult I appreciate Ray Charles as a musician. As a kid I knew him as the guy from the Diet Pepsi commercials. They should make a sequel to Ray and it should be about the fucking Diet Pepsi commercials

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 23d

ChatGPT lost a chess match against an Atari 2600

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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 29d

My neighbor Judy hits it out of the park again with her Halloween yard skeletons, this year the busted “Coldplay Couple”.

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Professor Werewolf @professorwerewolf.bsky.social · 29d

Too bad. I love it when they have a weird lump or birthmark that is only visible because of their self-inflicted cop haircut

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