austin
@powerllama.com
Trying my best. Casual spy. vfx artist. https://duck.haus/@powerllama he/him. avatar from https://bsky.app/profile/pantspants.bsky.social
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austin
@powerllama.com
· Jul 1
dudes just want one thing and it's weird keyboard layouts
so now to get a new computer for work my only economical choice is Apple because they have ram deals far in the future. which means further vendor lock in and no nvidia. still trying to wrap my head around this
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
so now to get a new computer for work my only economical choice is Apple because they have ram deals far in the future. which means further vendor lock in and no nvidia. still trying to wrap my head around this
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Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life.
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Trump in the SCIF pics he posted is doing some of the most overtly 2:12am Going Back For More Olive work of his life.
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and then for hours used passive voice to pretend they had no idea who was behind the apparently spontaneous explosions
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
January 4, 2026 at 2:22 AM
and then for hours used passive voice to pretend they had no idea who was behind the apparently spontaneous explosions
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its time to bring it back
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
its time to bring it back
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Only one hope remains for 2026 to repair some of the damage 2025 has caused: new Boards of Canada album
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Only one hope remains for 2026 to repair some of the damage 2025 has caused: new Boards of Canada album
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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i just bought my first book of 2025
January 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
i just bought my first book of 2025
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the confetti clears at 12:01am revealing me inexplicably tucked into a canopy bed and snoring so strongly the end of my nightcap is getting sucked in and out of my mouth
January 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
the confetti clears at 12:01am revealing me inexplicably tucked into a canopy bed and snoring so strongly the end of my nightcap is getting sucked in and out of my mouth
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One. Perfect. Shot.
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 AM
One. Perfect. Shot.
thank you to everyone putting alt text on your movie screenshots even if it kinda ruins the joke a little bit. i wanna know what the movie is
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 AM
thank you to everyone putting alt text on your movie screenshots even if it kinda ruins the joke a little bit. i wanna know what the movie is
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ALSO TODAY: Luke O’Neil writes a memoriam to Mike Fossey, “was a luminary in the golden age of Twitter in the 2010s, up there alongside the likes of Dril and others” flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
In post memoriam
It’s frigid in Massachusetts this morning. When I woke up early to assess the damage from some trees downed by the brutal winds overnight, I saw my neighbor carrying a big box out to their car. She sa...
flaminghydra.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
ALSO TODAY: Luke O’Neil writes a memoriam to Mike Fossey, “was a luminary in the golden age of Twitter in the 2010s, up there alongside the likes of Dril and others” flaminghydra.com/in-post-memo...
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RIP to Mike F, one of the all time great posters. Thank you for brightening online with your many wonderful jokes.
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
RIP to Mike F, one of the all time great posters. Thank you for brightening online with your many wonderful jokes.
think the original was lost to a ban but this is the animaldrumss Mike F tweet i always think about
December 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
think the original was lost to a ban but this is the animaldrumss Mike F tweet i always think about
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truly one of the geniuses of posting
December 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
truly one of the geniuses of posting
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Michael F. Fossey Obituary December 22, 2025 - Westford Healy Funeral Home
View Michael F. Fossey's obituary, find service dates, and sign the guestbook.
www.healyfuneralhome.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.
Ed Begley Jr. and his daughter were on the B line with us when we were heading to the Oscars VFX protest. he was all dressed up in his tux
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Ed Begley Jr. and his daughter were on the B line with us when we were heading to the Oscars VFX protest. he was all dressed up in his tux
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Careful planning: on Eagle Rock Blvd., the city repaved an 1/8-mile length but split it into two unconnected patches to avoid triggering HLA and installing protected bike lanes. The patches stop just before the intersection to avoid triggering the ADA and installing updated curb ramps.
December 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Careful planning: on Eagle Rock Blvd., the city repaved an 1/8-mile length but split it into two unconnected patches to avoid triggering HLA and installing protected bike lanes. The patches stop just before the intersection to avoid triggering the ADA and installing updated curb ramps.
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Our city is not only doing close to zero street maintenance, but they’re also slow walking Measure HLA implementation as a result.
Very sad state of affairs. This isn’t what the voters voted for.
Very sad state of affairs. This isn’t what the voters voted for.
I wrote something with @futureis about how LA has basically stopped maintaining its streets.
At this rate, the city is going to be one big pothole in a few years, and we’re going to spend more on settling lawsuits than fixing streets.
www.latimes.com/opinion/stor...
At this rate, the city is going to be one big pothole in a few years, and we’re going to spend more on settling lawsuits than fixing streets.
www.latimes.com/opinion/stor...
Contributor: You're not imagining it. L.A. has surrendered to the potholes
To avoid a legal obligation to make sidewalks accessible, the city stopped repaving streets in July and doesn't plan to resume.
www.latimes.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Our city is not only doing close to zero street maintenance, but they’re also slow walking Measure HLA implementation as a result.
Very sad state of affairs. This isn’t what the voters voted for.
Very sad state of affairs. This isn’t what the voters voted for.
babe, are you alright? you’ve barely touched your splunch
If you are the CEO of McDonalds you cannot say "we are taking on billions of dollars in debt in order to develop a new meal, splunch. The future is splunch. We have no plans for profitability but splunch will figure it out." But you can absolutely do this at a tech company
December 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
babe, are you alright? you’ve barely touched your splunch
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I own Ozzy & Sharon's love seat
I own Cindy Sherman's bedside radio
"I own William Faulker's cake knife," a sentence that is both straightforward and true, and yet sounds completely deranged
December 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I own Ozzy & Sharon's love seat
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Hey you know despelote, that medium-redefining video game that’s on every cool person’s best-of-2025 list? Did you know there’s also a dope sweater based on the game? Get it here: ⚽️ despelote.game
December 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hey you know despelote, that medium-redefining video game that’s on every cool person’s best-of-2025 list? Did you know there’s also a dope sweater based on the game? Get it here: ⚽️ despelote.game
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That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked