Microwaved Brisket
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Graham Platner is a stereotypical horseshoe theory leftist.
1. Was a guard at Abu Ghraib for the Marines.
2. Left the Military and went to work as an Assassin for Blackwater.
3. Had a literal Nazi tattoo for 18 years and only covered it up when it went public.
Bluesky Leftists: "My man!"
1. Was a guard at Abu Ghraib for the Marines.
2. Left the Military and went to work as an Assassin for Blackwater.
3. Had a literal Nazi tattoo for 18 years and only covered it up when it went public.
Bluesky Leftists: "My man!"
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Pete Hegseth, who I do not support, may have been wrong to murder those Venezuelan survivors, who I also do not support, but at least he didn’t do it with drones the way a shitlib would have.
by Glenn Greenwald
by Glenn Greenwald
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Pete Hegseth, who I do not support, may have been wrong to murder those Venezuelan survivors, who I also do not support, but at least he didn’t do it with drones the way a shitlib would have.
by Glenn Greenwald
by Glenn Greenwald
@profanity.accountant bitchmade fuckshit
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
@profanity.accountant bitchmade fuckshit
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Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
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It’s a joke about synonyms and euphemisms. It’s really dumb and doesn’t go any further than that.
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a joke about synonyms and euphemisms. It’s really dumb and doesn’t go any further than that.
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An old Correct Opinion that is Still Correct—The Best Thanksgiving Dinner Time Is 8 p.m.
Listen Up, Turkeys: The Best Thanksgiving Dinner Time Is 8 p.m. - Hell Gate
Most Thanksgiving stressors stem from the massive mid-day meal.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
An old Correct Opinion that is Still Correct—The Best Thanksgiving Dinner Time Is 8 p.m.
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No, he calls himself an "AI whisper" which is even funnier.
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
No, he calls himself an "AI whisper" which is even funnier.
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This platform is full of authors and artists who don't like having their work stolen.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This platform is full of authors and artists who don't like having their work stolen.
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i think it's also pretty bad faith to pretend every criticism is invalid because some people are upset this stuff is being forced on them at work while threatening the stability of the entire economy and being used to create the hard right federal government's propaganda machine
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 PM
i think it's also pretty bad faith to pretend every criticism is invalid because some people are upset this stuff is being forced on them at work while threatening the stability of the entire economy and being used to create the hard right federal government's propaganda machine
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Mark Kelly: "I said something that was pretty simple and non-controversial, and that was that members of the military should follow the law. In response to that, Trump said I should be executed, I should be hanged ... it says a lot more about him than it says about me. I'm not going to be silenced."
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Mark Kelly: "I said something that was pretty simple and non-controversial, and that was that members of the military should follow the law. In response to that, Trump said I should be executed, I should be hanged ... it says a lot more about him than it says about me. I'm not going to be silenced."
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Are we looking at our first totally bald president?
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Are we looking at our first totally bald president?
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I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
Sydney Sweeney is a barely passable Butterface who can’t act.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Sydney Sweeney is a barely passable Butterface who can’t act.
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Has he never seen Karate Kid?
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Has he never seen Karate Kid?
WHY DO YOU KEEP QUOTE POSTING WITH REPLIES DISABLED INSTEAD OF JUST REPLYING?
Was Kyrie a “toxic moron” here in Dallas?
Did the mavs go further in the playoffs than they had in a while? Were mavs fans upset about getting Kyrie? Did I miss something??
Did the mavs go further in the playoffs than they had in a while? Were mavs fans upset about getting Kyrie? Did I miss something??
Because he wanted AD instead of Luka, because he's a toxic moron who inevitably turns every locker room he inhabits into a cancer ward.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
WHY DO YOU KEEP QUOTE POSTING WITH REPLIES DISABLED INSTEAD OF JUST REPLYING?
I too, like to quote post instead of just reply directly, like an absolute choad huffer.
Yes Kyrie said let’s trade a once in a lifetime player and be the worst team possible…
Do you think maybe Kyrie had a hand in that decision?
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I too, like to quote post instead of just reply directly, like an absolute choad huffer.
Saw this today in traffic.
November 10, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Saw this today in traffic.
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Of course these pardons are really about signaling to members of the current administration that are criming, “keep going, i got you”
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Of course these pardons are really about signaling to members of the current administration that are criming, “keep going, i got you”
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Hell/heaven is their reward system. They don’t give two fucks about the living.
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hell/heaven is their reward system. They don’t give two fucks about the living.
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“Easy to throw. Easier to love”
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“Easy to throw. Easier to love”
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing