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"I am the MFing Shore Patrol MFer!" The Last Detail is my spirit animal. Irish🍀☠️Pirate USCG🛟⚓Vet. I am fan of TV, Film, Actors, Directors and Artists. NYC to L.A. and the Cape. Bad actor. Fuck🖕tRump Comedy saves lives, trying to make you laugh.

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · Dec 1

Finally got me.
Fuck Elon and Twitter and tRump and the GOP for this shitshow of a country and it further demise.

We will continue to fight. To the death it seems like ...

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 1m

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ALT: a woman with gray hair and a red shirt smiles

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 3m

🥩🪦🥩⚰️🥩🪦🥩⚰️🥩🪦

Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 6m

Not an immigrant?

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#TuckFrump @realtuckfrumper.bsky.social · 5h

Man Pleads Guilty In Arson Attack At Pennsylvania Governor's Mansion

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Man Pleads Guilty To Setting Governor's Mansion On Fire While Josh Shapiro Slept

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 16m

When the weed gummies and Xanax hit at the same time?

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 28m

Fly that MFer up to the Kremlin next and destroy it.💥💣🪆💥💣🪆💣💥🪆

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 6h

Who's he fucking now, because it ain't his wife?

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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 6h

Every wannabe king forgets the same lesson: Americans don’t kneel. The weak call it chaos. The strong call it a wake-up call. The Constitution doesn’t need worshippers. It needs warriors.🔥👇
www.jackhopkinsnow.com

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 6h

Exactly 💯

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dbnewtondoors.bsky.social @dbnewtondoors.bsky.social · 12h

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JMay @bubbles9333.bsky.social · 6h

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Secret Service has spent nearly $100k at Trump properties - CREW | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington

The Secret Service spent nearly $100,000 in taxpayer money at Trump properties in the first months of his second term.

www.citizensforethics.org

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Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 6h

Why are we still paying federal taxes?

Giving $20 Billion of our tax dollars to prop up a fascist failure economy?

Fuck that!!!

Shore Patrol @shorepatrol.bsky.social · 6h

From wreck neck to pussy neck?

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Teri G @terilg.bsky.social · 8h

This administration keeps torching the Hatch Act—propaganda videos in airports, partisan emails on federal servers, even mass firings. It’s corruption with a flag pin. See something? Say something. Expose it through the whistleblower tip line.
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