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probably high right now (but not in pain!), equal on the dog/cat front, frequently express genuine happiness for people's wins <-----big believer in this

somewhere between HOT and DEAD.

have the day you deserve 👀
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Certified deer classic

#deer 🦌
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Siri, show me a room full of people whose grandchildren and great grandchildren will one day look back on them in disgrace and deny any familial connection.
Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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i'm taking the last shit anyone will ever take
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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truth coming out of her well to shame humanity
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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I posted this fundraiser for our local shelter less than 24 hours ago and we're already 1/3 of the way to the goal! This has certainly given me a much-needed infusion of holiday cheer you guys, thank you! givebutter.com/n5l31M
Molly's Holiday Fundraiser 2025
Make Winter Merry and Bright in Honor of Fergus
givebutter.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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I just put up a bunch of my pen and ink originals on my et*y . They are looking for a good home.

www.etsy.com/shop/MaskIll...
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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this edible ain’t shit

[2 hrs later]
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
we need to shut it all down until we can figure out wtf is going on!
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
🧵 🪡 🤣
tradwives are basically engaging in 24/7 lifestyle kink so if they dress/act that way around their kids they are involving their kids in their kink and are basically pedophiles
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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taylor swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Skyline cleanse 🥰
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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I’ve done this one before, but I like it and it’s Bram Stoker’s birthday so I’m doing it again.

We put the board up every day when we open the shop, but the website is open 24/7 you know.

You don’t need to wait for me.
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Very old bridge. Ridiculous. Tasmania: wouldn’t recommend.
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
suppose we can eat all those soybeans we can't sell...
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Nov 6
Migrating wild birds are spreading the virus to domesticated flocks, increasing the risk of eventually seeing a human outbreak. Scientists are troubled by the muted federal response. n.pr/4913a0E
Bird flu surges among poultry amid a scaled back federal response
Migrating wild birds are spreading the virus to domesticated flocks, increasing the risk of eventually seeing a human outbreak. Scientists are troubled by the muted federal response.
n.pr
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 PM
streaming one episode after another of I Survived is not advised if you have any level of empathy...

...it's also a halfway decent sociopath test
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
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Christmas card sneak peek
November 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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It's almost like Twitter isn't reflective of society
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
this greatly angers the ancient, untamed beast inside of me
thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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fucking screaming. i love guys being dudes
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
best of luck out there, folks...

...i don't particularly intend to take it easy on any of you today
October 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
halloweenie cometh! ARE YOU PREPARED??

SHOW ME. SHOW ME YOUR FOOLISH MORTAL PREPARATIONS

#halloween #halloweenie
my halloween costume this year..

...vat do you thenk?
October 30, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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firstly, I would just like to thank everyone who donated or even just boosted Adonis' charity drive. It took off in a way I could never have imagined and I'm so happy that my little guy and I were able to spread so much good and joy during a time where those things can be hard to find
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM