Porter
@porter79.bsky.social
Porter is what my wife calls me- I do for my son. Former Biology tech. In the field= Wolves, Badgers, Turtles, Mice, Voles; in the lab an Igor=mice, rats, NPH... Phd's ;-), mostly MRI. Underemployed.
Middle-aged. Depressed. Atheist
Middle-aged. Depressed. Atheist
it was planned ALL ALONG!
This is Salem. He waited for his mom to leave the car before stealing her breakfast. Loves the thrill of the hunt. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: unhingeddogmom)
November 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
it was planned ALL ALONG!
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PHIL'S TOILET WISDOM
Feel free to put "Lifetime Achievement Award Nominee" on your resume. If you're alive, regardless of field, you're still in the running!
Feel free to put "Lifetime Achievement Award Nominee" on your resume. If you're alive, regardless of field, you're still in the running!
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
PHIL'S TOILET WISDOM
Feel free to put "Lifetime Achievement Award Nominee" on your resume. If you're alive, regardless of field, you're still in the running!
Feel free to put "Lifetime Achievement Award Nominee" on your resume. If you're alive, regardless of field, you're still in the running!
great thread. the punchline is a killer🤢
I'm also fully aware that the real objective here is to get into a shooting fight with Venezuela so the DOJ can try to argue that the Alien Enemies Act does actually apply so that Stephen Miller can fully implement his ethnic cleansing of the US. 11/
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
great thread. the punchline is a killer🤢
what he said!
fuckers!
😜
fuckers!
😜
I'm Canadian and realized the whole "fuck" as punctuation was very real when I went corporate.
Didn't stop me, just made me fucking realize, fuck. For fucking sake I wish these suitfucks would just let their fucking linguistic fucktakes fuck off. Fuckers.
Didn't stop me, just made me fucking realize, fuck. For fucking sake I wish these suitfucks would just let their fucking linguistic fucktakes fuck off. Fuckers.
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
what he said!
fuckers!
😜
fuckers!
😜
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Indeed, this is a point where I find van Wees unconvincing (he argues that hoplites, fighting side-on, are centered behind the aspis). The problem is no one fights entirely side-on outside of foil fencing.
If you want to strike with power, sometimes you are gonna bring that right foot forward.
If you want to strike with power, sometimes you are gonna bring that right foot forward.
The clearest evidence that the aspis was invented (or adapted) for shield walls is right here - the maybe 40% of its width that don't protect the shield bearer.
If the aspis was intended for open-order fighting, the wearer's forehand would likely be in a more central position on the shield's back.
If the aspis was intended for open-order fighting, the wearer's forehand would likely be in a more central position on the shield's back.
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Indeed, this is a point where I find van Wees unconvincing (he argues that hoplites, fighting side-on, are centered behind the aspis). The problem is no one fights entirely side-on outside of foil fencing.
If you want to strike with power, sometimes you are gonna bring that right foot forward.
If you want to strike with power, sometimes you are gonna bring that right foot forward.
When mine was two his first fever reach 104.5.
NOT A PEEP. I went in to check on him and the little fucker just. wanted. to. sleep. 😱
Blew out an ear drum . Doctor was "impressed".
NOT A PEEP. I went in to check on him and the little fucker just. wanted. to. sleep. 😱
Blew out an ear drum . Doctor was "impressed".
the five year old: coughing, clearly not feeling well
also the five year old: I want to play BASKETBALL in my UNDERWEAR
it would be helpful if he was capable of slowing down in any capacity before his temperature reaches 100
also the five year old: I want to play BASKETBALL in my UNDERWEAR
it would be helpful if he was capable of slowing down in any capacity before his temperature reaches 100
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
When mine was two his first fever reach 104.5.
NOT A PEEP. I went in to check on him and the little fucker just. wanted. to. sleep. 😱
Blew out an ear drum . Doctor was "impressed".
NOT A PEEP. I went in to check on him and the little fucker just. wanted. to. sleep. 😱
Blew out an ear drum . Doctor was "impressed".
Was wondering about that today while cutting the grass.
Felt silly thinking about the 28 Democratic outcome.
Believe the operative term is rat fucking.
Have to wonder who's fucking who?
Felt silly thinking about the 28 Democratic outcome.
Believe the operative term is rat fucking.
Have to wonder who's fucking who?
The South ultimately won the Civil War. I believe it will be nearly impossible to elect a Democrat in 2028 due to subversion of the democratic process.
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Was wondering about that today while cutting the grass.
Felt silly thinking about the 28 Democratic outcome.
Believe the operative term is rat fucking.
Have to wonder who's fucking who?
Felt silly thinking about the 28 Democratic outcome.
Believe the operative term is rat fucking.
Have to wonder who's fucking who?
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chat are we cooked
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
chat are we cooked
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I mean, the guy who invented the most revolutionary communications technology of the 19th century, Samuel Morse, was also an inventor of a batshit conspiracy theory about foreign/Catholic invaders who were about to destroy America. We've been here a long time.
www.encyclopedia.com/arts/culture...
www.encyclopedia.com/arts/culture...
Foreign Conspiracy Against the Liberties of the United States | Encyclopedia.com
FOREIGN CONSPIRACY AGAINST THE LIBERTIES OF THE UNITED STATESSamuel F. B. Morse (1791–1872) is perhaps best known as the inventor of the telegraph and the "Morse code" that bears his name. Source for ...
www.encyclopedia.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I mean, the guy who invented the most revolutionary communications technology of the 19th century, Samuel Morse, was also an inventor of a batshit conspiracy theory about foreign/Catholic invaders who were about to destroy America. We've been here a long time.
www.encyclopedia.com/arts/culture...
www.encyclopedia.com/arts/culture...
Introduce your self with "several animals" you've seen in the wild=
pronghorn elk, a Moose's ass, weasel, coyote, fox, eagle
pronghorn elk, a Moose's ass, weasel, coyote, fox, eagle
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Grizzly bear
Wolf
Orca
Moose
Sea otter
Grizzly bear
Wolf
Orca
Moose
Sea otter
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Beaver
Black bear
Caribou
Wolf
Moose
Beaver
Black bear
Caribou
Wolf
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Introduce your self with "several animals" you've seen in the wild=
pronghorn elk, a Moose's ass, weasel, coyote, fox, eagle
pronghorn elk, a Moose's ass, weasel, coyote, fox, eagle
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Setting a compass to earth: The Ancient of Days, 1794, by William Blake. Today was his day.
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Setting a compass to earth: The Ancient of Days, 1794, by William Blake. Today was his day.
just read a yahoo link title "kim kardashians brain has low activity"...
do i need to read more.
do i need to read more.
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
just read a yahoo link title "kim kardashians brain has low activity"...
do i need to read more.
do i need to read more.
who wants to start a gofundme?
He says he is cute and this means he should be given third breakfast. #proofOfCat
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
who wants to start a gofundme?
and I found a leprechan.
Big change: FDA to impose strict new vaccine requirements under RFK Jr ally
Vinay Prasad signaled changes to annual flu shots, concurrent vaccines + more
Prasad said his team found link between covid-19 shots and kids' deaths, necessitating a new approach overall
with @rachelroubein.bsky.social
Vinay Prasad signaled changes to annual flu shots, concurrent vaccines + more
Prasad said his team found link between covid-19 shots and kids' deaths, necessitating a new approach overall
with @rachelroubein.bsky.social
FDA to impose strict new vaccine requirements, claiming child covid shot deaths
Vinay Prasad, the nation’s top vaccine regulator, said his team concluded that coronavirus shots were linked to children’s deaths, necessitating a new approach.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
and I found a leprechan.
PARK?
TREAT?
TREAT?
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
PARK?
TREAT?
TREAT?
OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Children: Where's that chicken's head?
Children: Where's that chicken's head?
Reminds me of this delivery truck I saw in Midtown a few weeks ago featuring a sexy raw chicken. This is SO UNNECESSARY
November 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
Children: Where's that chicken's head?
Children: Where's that chicken's head?
Currently enrolled in the JD Vance witness protection plan.
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Currently enrolled in the JD Vance witness protection plan.
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But more and more, it feels like there is nothing to celebrate. Maybe we don’t DESERVE holidays and celebrations
November 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
But more and more, it feels like there is nothing to celebrate. Maybe we don’t DESERVE holidays and celebrations
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I’m guessing that describing going into an area with no cell coverage as a “posting hole” is probably not a good move on this app
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I’m guessing that describing going into an area with no cell coverage as a “posting hole” is probably not a good move on this app
I like this idea. 😁
I should warn my followers that most of the ALL CAPS thing I poast in the next days are things I want to say IRL but for the sake of peace cannot
November 29, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I like this idea. 😁
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@porter79.bsky.social has swears! They've used 957 profanities in their last 6,092 posts.
🥇 "shit" (157 times)
🥈 "fucking" (146 times)
🥉 "fuck" (121 times)
🥇 "shit" (157 times)
🥈 "fucking" (146 times)
🥉 "fuck" (121 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
@porter79.bsky.social has swears! They've used 957 profanities in their last 6,092 posts.
🥇 "shit" (157 times)
🥈 "fucking" (146 times)
🥉 "fuck" (121 times)
🥇 "shit" (157 times)
🥈 "fucking" (146 times)
🥉 "fuck" (121 times)
I struggle with this thought every day. No justice , no change.
They did not get Nixon or Reagan and well. Here we are.
They did not get Nixon or Reagan and well. Here we are.
I think a lot of you are in denial about the fact that Trump and his criminal compatriots in government are largely going to get away with their crimes.
That's the nature of the pardon power, for better and, in this case, for worse. You folks would burn the village to save it.
That's the nature of the pardon power, for better and, in this case, for worse. You folks would burn the village to save it.
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I struggle with this thought every day. No justice , no change.
They did not get Nixon or Reagan and well. Here we are.
They did not get Nixon or Reagan and well. Here we are.
Holy shit
At this point, our intro comp/first-year English course has been so heavily revised, it no longer includes a novel, or "extended reading" of any kind, no "specialized" or "historical" reading, mostly in-class assignments, no research essay...and we are still seeing a 40-50% rate of AI misconduct.
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Holy shit
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this is genuinely the one thing that drives me shithouse on here. these aren't people who are posting words they want people to read, they're posting vibes they want you to tremble at
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
this is genuinely the one thing that drives me shithouse on here. these aren't people who are posting words they want people to read, they're posting vibes they want you to tremble at