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Here on official Godzilla business!!! I hate sports. Perfect 5⭐️ Uber rating. The same decaying organic matter as everything else. Tweets & thoughts are my own. (He/Him)
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Football season only lasts 4 months but you can say stupid sh*t about it all year long.
Holy shit, I have 750 of y'all????
“Leaving behind over 3 million followers” is a crazy thing to write lol
December 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Holy shit, I have 750 of y'all????
Oh, NOW he cares about the Dolphins 🙄
Missed Nick Saban joining the Nashville Predators ownership group, he's mad that people in South Florida talk more about hockey than the Dolphins
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Oh, NOW he cares about the Dolphins 🙄
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Why exactly did the society chase transparency over Epstein but not war crimes, or domestic terrorists or the Heritage Foundation?
I hope you understand that the billionaires orchestrated all of this.
Both parties in their Congress get to look like they give a shit.
I hope you understand that the billionaires orchestrated all of this.
Both parties in their Congress get to look like they give a shit.
December 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Why exactly did the society chase transparency over Epstein but not war crimes, or domestic terrorists or the Heritage Foundation?
I hope you understand that the billionaires orchestrated all of this.
Both parties in their Congress get to look like they give a shit.
I hope you understand that the billionaires orchestrated all of this.
Both parties in their Congress get to look like they give a shit.
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SCOTUS just rejected Trump’s illegal deployment of the National Guard in Chicago, confirming what we knew all along - that turning the military on the American people is a disgusting misuse of our armed forces.
We got lucky this time, but our checks and balances remain under immense strain.
We got lucky this time, but our checks and balances remain under immense strain.
NEW: By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago to assist immigration agents. A majority holds that he likely lacks authority to do so. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
![The Government asked this Court to stay the District Court's order. After the response and reply were filed, JUSTICE BARRETT referred the application to the Court. We directed the parties to file supplemental letter briefs on an issue that the District Court had addressed but the parties' initial briefs had not: the meaning of the term "regular forces" in §12406(3). In its supplemental brief, the Government argues that the term refers to civilian law enforcement officers, such as those employed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement or the Federal Protective Service.
Respondents, echoing the District Court, maintain that the term refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary.
We conclude that the term "regular forces" in §12406(3) likely refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary. This interpretation means that to call the Guard into active federal service under §12406(3), the President must be "unable" with the regular military "to execute the laws of the United States." Because the statute requires an assessment of the military's ability to execute the laws, it likely applies only where the military could legally execute the laws. Such circumstances are exceptional: Under the Posse Comitatus Act, the military is prohibited from "execut[ing] the laws" "except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress."
18 U. S. C. §1385. So before the President can federalize the Guard under §12406(3), he likely must have statutory or constitutional authority to execute the laws with the regular military and must be "unable" with those forces to perform that function.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6h7b2i6ttw3l4t7pvbvxdith/bafkreiftbhzwvn3vgwhqsi7k2paizvdw4t26ailljvovso3chqupnmj364@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
SCOTUS just rejected Trump’s illegal deployment of the National Guard in Chicago, confirming what we knew all along - that turning the military on the American people is a disgusting misuse of our armed forces.
We got lucky this time, but our checks and balances remain under immense strain.
We got lucky this time, but our checks and balances remain under immense strain.
All because the NFL wouldn't give him a team in the 80s.
Dude did a fake presidential run to build interest in a media company, accidentally became the president, accidentally committed a bunch of crimes because he's stupid, then had to try to become the president a second time so he wouldn't go to jail and it worked
a) this is pathetic regime shit from CBS.
b) this is genuinely his dream, he would so much rather be a TV host than president.
b) this is genuinely his dream, he would so much rather be a TV host than president.
December 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
All because the NFL wouldn't give him a team in the 80s.
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As somebody that is officially “nearing 50,” let me tack on that you don’t need to apologize for your joy
Life is short, you should like some stuff
Honestly, following your journey into WH40K and other assorted nerdom has been really freeing. I, too, love the football AND weird nerd shit.
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
As somebody that is officially “nearing 50,” let me tack on that you don’t need to apologize for your joy
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Life is short, you should like some stuff
Honestly, following your journey into WH40K and other assorted nerdom has been really freeing. I, too, love the football AND weird nerd shit.
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Life is short, you should like some stuff
A reminder that a long-term goal of this regime is to classify women as property.
Worth repeating this with every new Epstein document drop. The party of Denny Hastert is the party of Jim Jordan is the party of Matt Gaetz is the party of Donald Trump. Looking the other way and protecting child predators from the law is their brand.
December 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A reminder that a long-term goal of this regime is to classify women as property.
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Worth repeating this with every new Epstein document drop. The party of Denny Hastert is the party of Jim Jordan is the party of Matt Gaetz is the party of Donald Trump. Looking the other way and protecting child predators from the law is their brand.
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Worth repeating this with every new Epstein document drop. The party of Denny Hastert is the party of Jim Jordan is the party of Matt Gaetz is the party of Donald Trump. Looking the other way and protecting child predators from the law is their brand.
Just take a moment and let it set in that 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC, 20500 is the address tied to this allegation of murdering an infant and disposing of its corpse in Lake Michigan.
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just take a moment and let it set in that 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, Washington DC, 20500 is the address tied to this allegation of murdering an infant and disposing of its corpse in Lake Michigan.
Well that sound serious.
December 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Well that sound serious.
Three more years *that we know of*.
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Three more years *that we know of*.
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The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Cracker Barrel thing was THIS YEAR. We have three more years of this shit. Anybody who makes it to 2028 without looking like Nosferatu will be required by the state to start a skincare brand.
Heh, among many other reasons 😉
Kid: "Dad, why is latex so important?"
Dad: "Well,son, if I used latex, I wouldn't be having this conversation right now."
Dad: "Well,son, if I used latex, I wouldn't be having this conversation right now."
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Heh, among many other reasons 😉
This is why it's so important we get video.
This is quite literally the Trump administration's pedophile island version of Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me"
December 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is why it's so important we get video.
Yeah, yeah......
Not mine though. 🙁
Not mine. 😞
Not mine though. 🙁
Not mine. 😞
US Powerball jackpot could be someone's billion-dollar Christmas present reut.rs/3L0ghFS
US Powerball jackpot could be someone's billion-dollar Christmas present
The U.S. Powerball jackpot climbed to an estimated $1.7 billion ahead of the Christmas Eve drawing on Wednesday night, making it among the largest lottery drawings in American history.
reut.rs
December 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Yeah, yeah......
Not mine though. 🙁
Not mine. 😞
Not mine though. 🙁
Not mine. 😞
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I hope everyone understands that this was never about the grade or religious freedom. This was a targeted attack on a trans faculty member, and it succeeded.
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
www.koco.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I hope everyone understands that this was never about the grade or religious freedom. This was a targeted attack on a trans faculty member, and it succeeded.
Dude's gonna get a free Trump Gold Card™️.
Russell Brand has been charged with two further offences of rape and sexual assault, the Met Police has confirmed
Russell Brand charged with two further offences of rape and sexual assault
www.thenational.scot
December 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dude's gonna get a free Trump Gold Card™️.
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literally fuck anyone who doesn’t see at this point that it’s an organized nationwide effort to make trans people unemployable.
every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.
every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
literally fuck anyone who doesn’t see at this point that it’s an organized nationwide effort to make trans people unemployable.
every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.
every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.
We should definitely send more billionaires to the Titanic to investigate.
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
We should definitely send more billionaires to the Titanic to investigate.
So, my theory is this is just to show he screwed something up putting the stones back and somehow creates this weird frankensteined Doom/Stark mashup. 15 mintues screen time, tops.
But this is still enough for me to wait til this hits FX. I’m out when you start doing this shit.
But this is still enough for me to wait til this hits FX. I’m out when you start doing this shit.
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
So, my theory is this is just to show he screwed something up putting the stones back and somehow creates this weird frankensteined Doom/Stark mashup. 15 mintues screen time, tops.
But this is still enough for me to wait til this hits FX. I’m out when you start doing this shit.
But this is still enough for me to wait til this hits FX. I’m out when you start doing this shit.
I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of how right I was about Hugh Freeze.
both new Auburn HC Alex Golesh and OC Joel Gordon — separately and combined — have had a consistent track record of strong quarterback play in their offenses
…especially when compared to what the Tigers have had in recent seasons
www.auburnobserver.com/p/auburn-foo...
…especially when compared to what the Tigers have had in recent seasons
www.auburnobserver.com/p/auburn-foo...
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of how right I was about Hugh Freeze.
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
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This Epstein files cover-up should cost Pam Bondi her job.
When the Justice Department delays or withholds records tied to one of the most notorious criminal cases in modern history, we must demand accountability.
When the Justice Department delays or withholds records tied to one of the most notorious criminal cases in modern history, we must demand accountability.
December 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This Epstein files cover-up should cost Pam Bondi her job.
When the Justice Department delays or withholds records tied to one of the most notorious criminal cases in modern history, we must demand accountability.
When the Justice Department delays or withholds records tied to one of the most notorious criminal cases in modern history, we must demand accountability.