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Dave Jones
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Journalist turned data/insights boffin. DIY indie rock practitioner as Jaded Noon Wives. Also reading through every X-Men related comic ever published like a totally normal person
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I like how this one is laid out like they're going to fight each other in a boxing ring.
Agree, and also stop putting always-on blue LEDs on everything
My opinion of modern technology is that everything needs to beep less
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An all-new EXCLUSIVE clip from

EARTH
MUST
DIE.

Wishlist *immediately* and share, please.

store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
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virgin media ron, oil on board
I think Leonard takes the crown for using the default text box style from Microsoft Paint, but at least the cut-out work on the photo is competent
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That is pretty horrible, but I think this one runs it close
That is pretty horrible, but I think this one runs it close
Have they not watched their own films, the answer is "somehow"
Adam Driver reveals he was developing a new Star Wars movie ‘THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO’ with Steven Soderbergh

• Was set after ‘The Rise of Skywalker’

• Lucasfilm loved the idea but Disney said no — “They didn’t see how Ben Solo was alive”

(Source: apnews.com/article/adam...)
Everything Worse: A Brief History of the 21st Century
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Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:
Today has been brought to you by these specific three panels of X-Treme X-Men (2001).
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Liz Truss was at least destroying the country as part of an elaborate BDSM sex game, I truly cannot fathom what is motivating Starmer to be fucking it up this badly
Starmer makes Liz Truss look like a genius
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This person is paying OpenAI two hundred dollars a month to have a chatbot gaslight them about making an excel spreadsheet
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It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
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May you turn into your own Steve Bell cartoon [Iraqi curse]
"Trust me, that logo's going to make elder millennials think of goatse. No, you don't want to google that"
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Every office needs to have one person whose entire job it is to be terminally online, and everyone else needs to agree to listen to that person when they say that you need to change the name of your pet project or delete a media post.
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This morning my ChatGPT quota was inexplicably exhausted.

It took a while but I pieced it together. Voice mode somehow got activated when I went to bed.

The bot then engaged in a 10 hour conversation with my snoring dog, answering questions the pup wasn’t asking and praising him for his insight.
I've been talking to my Windows PCs for years, or perhaps the more accurate phrase is shouting at them.
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
"Crikey, Professor, what a smashing machine! I wonder what it does?"
(now watch it be nowhere near as good as I remembered it)