Chris Kendall 👊🇪🇺🧶
@ottocr.at
Anglo-Schwäbisch eurocrat | maker of EU foreign policy & spätzle | guerrilla knitter | cross-Channel commuter | was once @ottocrat | currently clean on OPSEC
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Chris Kendall 👊🇪🇺🧶
@ottocr.at
· Nov 18
In case any recent arrivals are wondering what happened to my long-standing Twitter avatar, here’s why I changed it.
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I named my fists Max and Payne because occasionally my knuckles puff up to the max with an attack of gout which really hurts
I named my fists John and Cage because you're not going to be doing anything for the next four minutes and thirty three seconds
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
December 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I named my fists Max and Payne because occasionally my knuckles puff up to the max with an attack of gout which really hurts
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This is the most alarming story I’ve read today. Giving up the fight before it’s started
November 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This is the most alarming story I’ve read today. Giving up the fight before it’s started
This year’s Advent Wreath is made from Lego!
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This year’s Advent Wreath is made from Lego!
A fine late autumn morning 🍂
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
A fine late autumn morning 🍂
Nazis gonna Nazi
Die Nazis reagieren mit Nazisachen auf Bilder aus Auschwitz.
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Nazis gonna Nazi
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Refuk’s Coburn, who was UKIP’s leader in Scotland, appeared in WhatsApp messages to traitor Nathan Gill. CPS evidence shows repeated references to a “David” and a payment of $6,500 to an MEP called “D”. In April 2019, Voloshyn wrote to Gill: “I’m seeing D in the morning. How much was for him?”
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Refuk’s Coburn, who was UKIP’s leader in Scotland, appeared in WhatsApp messages to traitor Nathan Gill. CPS evidence shows repeated references to a “David” and a payment of $6,500 to an MEP called “D”. In April 2019, Voloshyn wrote to Gill: “I’m seeing D in the morning. How much was for him?”
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Also, I recently found out about Herman's much, much more fun and badass younger brother Albert.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_...
Albert Göring - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Also, I recently found out about Herman's much, much more fun and badass younger brother Albert.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_...
I suppose these bastards want a pat on the back for finally acknowledging the truth, after nearly a decade of denying it and calling us liars and fantasists.
The economic damage Brexit has caused is undeniable - even Brexiteers are now admitting it.
https://www.thetimes.com/business/economics/article/we-brexiteers-must-acknowledge-the-costs-of-leaving-europe-p3mhqd66f
https://www.thetimes.com/business/economics/article/we-brexiteers-must-acknowledge-the-costs-of-leaving-europe-p3mhqd66f
We Brexiteers must acknowledge the costs of leaving Europe
Breaking free from the EU has undoubtedly deepened the UK’s malaise, and it’s no use denying it
www.thetimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I suppose these bastards want a pat on the back for finally acknowledging the truth, after nearly a decade of denying it and calling us liars and fantasists.
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As always, I recommend people be skeptical of influencer marketing like this. Don't let people leverage parasocial relationships, trust, and political identity to sell you things that ultimately aren't in your best interest. And question the integrity of those those who do.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
As always, I recommend people be skeptical of influencer marketing like this. Don't let people leverage parasocial relationships, trust, and political identity to sell you things that ultimately aren't in your best interest. And question the integrity of those those who do.
when you’re so angry at being passed over for the peace prize that you declare war on the person who won the peace prize you think should have been yours
November 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
when you’re so angry at being passed over for the peace prize that you declare war on the person who won the peace prize you think should have been yours
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Imagine all cars were electric, and then one Volkswagen engineer comes up with another idea …
#EMobility
#EMobility
August 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Imagine all cars were electric, and then one Volkswagen engineer comes up with another idea …
#EMobility
#EMobility
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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Sadly, I assume the best ones have already been eaten
November 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Sadly, I assume the best ones have already been eaten
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Putin is making Russia's strategic future dependent on Trump's survival in the White House and MAGA majorities in the US Congress
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Putin is making Russia's strategic future dependent on Trump's survival in the White House and MAGA majorities in the US Congress
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So, happy 50th anniversary to Melody Maker’s review of Bohemian Rhapsody: “Queen, with a suitably baroque vocal orchestration, contrive to approximate the demented fury of the Balham Amateur Operatic Society performing The Pirates of Penzance”
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
So, happy 50th anniversary to Melody Maker’s review of Bohemian Rhapsody: “Queen, with a suitably baroque vocal orchestration, contrive to approximate the demented fury of the Balham Amateur Operatic Society performing The Pirates of Penzance”
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
Hegseth is definitely going to do time, isn’t he?
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Hegseth is definitely going to do time, isn’t he?
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I captured the light shift over a day at Wells Cathedral and put it on my wall - a full day of light jam packed into my room. My image of Wells Cathedral in a day is now available as a digital print. 📍More info here🔗: andymarshallphotos.co.uk/products/wel...
December 6, 2024 at 7:56 AM
I captured the light shift over a day at Wells Cathedral and put it on my wall - a full day of light jam packed into my room. My image of Wells Cathedral in a day is now available as a digital print. 📍More info here🔗: andymarshallphotos.co.uk/products/wel...
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also, my dude, I really do not think you want to be setting a precedent of “end of term pardons are null and void”
just sayin’
just sayin’
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
also, my dude, I really do not think you want to be setting a precedent of “end of term pardons are null and void”
just sayin’
just sayin’
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Why wouldn’t you want to know? What have you got to fear? Losing your precious Brexit? Being revealed as a traitor and a liar?
Surely, anyone decent and honest who genuinely cares about our country and our democracy has nothing to lose from this. So, sign up.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Surely, anyone decent and honest who genuinely cares about our country and our democracy has nothing to lose from this. So, sign up.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Why wouldn’t you want to know? What have you got to fear? Losing your precious Brexit? Being revealed as a traitor and a liar?
Surely, anyone decent and honest who genuinely cares about our country and our democracy has nothing to lose from this. So, sign up.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Surely, anyone decent and honest who genuinely cares about our country and our democracy has nothing to lose from this. So, sign up.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Badenoch says that in early Christian times, there was no state and no welfare. Fact: in early Christian times, there was a state and there was welfare.
November 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Badenoch says that in early Christian times, there was no state and no welfare. Fact: in early Christian times, there was a state and there was welfare.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Orang-utan
Sperm whale
Lion
Rattlesnake
Grizzly bear
yeah basically it's a fancy places I've been to brag
Orang-utan
Sperm whale
Lion
Rattlesnake
Grizzly bear
yeah basically it's a fancy places I've been to brag
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Fox
Muntjack
Badger
Ant
Ladybird
Fox
Muntjack
Badger
Ant
Ladybird
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Coyote
Burrowing Owl
Golden Eagle
Slow Worm*
Red Deer
*a species of legless lizard
Coyote
Burrowing Owl
Golden Eagle
Slow Worm*
Red Deer
*a species of legless lizard
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Orang-utan
Sperm whale
Lion
Rattlesnake
Grizzly bear
yeah basically it's a fancy places I've been to brag
Orang-utan
Sperm whale
Lion
Rattlesnake
Grizzly bear
yeah basically it's a fancy places I've been to brag
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The plan was to crash in without a deal
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The plan was to crash in without a deal