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Jason Pontius
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business owner, improvisational artist, neurodivergent socialist, he/they, father of the year
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 7h
which archive is this reposted from? 2020, 2017, 2011, 2005, 1997, or earlier than that?
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 23h
Doesn’t “I’m not paying income tax to a government that posts videos shitting on me” seem like a movement waiting to happen?
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 1d
Adult Swim had a whole Infomercials segment about this 10+ years ago that is apparently a real thing now

youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ?...
Smart Pipe | Infomercials | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 2d
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 2d
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 2d
Curtis Silwa was asked if he felt okay with losing and contributing to Zohran Mamdani’s victory and he responded by laying into Bill Ackman and Andrew Cuomo.
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 4d
USED condom no less
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 8d
if you never get a taste for the money they're paying you, they won't be able to pay you for anything you don't want to do
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 12d
Oh we can beat him
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 13d
Nowhere near enough people know about PAID IN MEMORIES by @jessiereyez.bsky.social, the album of the year
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 21d
Brilyn Hollyhand

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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 21d
me too
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 23d
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 23d
and jesus mary and joseph what in the fuck do we do about that. not dooming just despairing. like we can only win again if we reject the entire party infrastructure
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 24d
I have a sort of asymmetrical face that I’m used to seeing in the mirror and every time I see a photo of my un-reversed face it’s like oh my god please tell me that’s not what I look like
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 24d
Are those the robots behind him? People don’t walk like that irl
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 25d
omg he thinks that’s what “capital punishment” means
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 25d
omg I have so many good ideas for this. Not that you asked but if you ever want a list of possible fun dating app features say the word
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 26d
why are you torturing me like this
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · 26d
You’re just scared to
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · Sep 15
do you know she covered a Bon Iver song and it absolutely slays?

open.spotify.com/track/59J855...
Spotify – Web Player
open.spotify.com
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · Sep 14
You guys, @merrittk.com’s book is super good. I’m a nobody on here but I promise you can trust my opinions on literature
Chapter 9 of @merrittk’s book Vampirocene, which you should definitely download and read, in the lap of a guy wearing a nice sweater
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · Sep 12
The thing I’m almost scared to think is that if I were a right wing sharpshooter trying to start shit I would absolutely engrave some “trans ideology” on my bullets
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · Sep 11
It’s sad that he died: no but, no and
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Jason Pontius @ponti.us · Sep 10
I did not know how Team Emily Wilson I was until I read the introduction to the new one and practically threw it back onto the bookstore shelf
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