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Jason Pontius
@ponti.us
Compassion robot. He/they.

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I love you Will
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Goddammit I watched so much Chicago public access between 1997 and 2000
January 16, 2026 at 7:28 AM
this is getting weird
January 16, 2026 at 7:22 AM
… can I help? did you work it out?
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
The day I realized that people become cops *because* they’re scared and want to carry guns was radicalizing for me
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I’m not watching the game but I can see the bounce so clearly, thank you both
January 12, 2026 at 4:19 AM
oh man I’m obviously getting on this bandwagon
January 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
wait what
January 9, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I think everybody’s wrong about Rashomon
January 6, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I mean even something simple like “hide replies from people who don’t follow you, until you choose to display them”
January 5, 2026 at 10:09 PM
jesus I came on here to make a late night half-joke about asking you out irl and we fucking bombed Venezuela and now I’m reading about that instead of posting about this
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 AM
oh SWEET
January 3, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Ok
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Ok I’m sorry that’s extraordinarily hot
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
dang, girl
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Right like — yeah it looks like “tech make life worse” but actually it’s “corporate is enemy of happiness”
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
That record would be a lot better if it was only one song long and the song was Would?
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I just had a dream that bluesky added videochat and that I hit the button on your profile. you picked up and I was looking at a wood paneled bathroom and the sound of you taking a piss. when you were done you said hello (out of frame) and we small-talked for a few secs then I woke up and posted this
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
god I love it so much
December 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I like it
December 21, 2025 at 10:16 AM
what
December 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Jesus Christ my Russian isn’t perfect but that feels like Russian syntax
December 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
my president
December 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM