Purps McGurps Revengeance
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Former time traveller and genderfluid stoner space king Jack Barton. Or Cassandra. Depends on when ya ask. Take yer fuckin' pick.
Banned from the zoo for life.
Banned from the zoo for life.
Pinned
Fuck all this echo chamber horseshit. I don’t come here to have my worldview challenged, I come here to have some fucking fun
I came here to drink whiskey and make weird posts about time travel.
And I'm all out of wh--
Wait, hold up.
*takes final swig*
And I'm all out of whiskey.
And I'm all out of wh--
Wait, hold up.
*takes final swig*
And I'm all out of whiskey.
I know that Variety comedy list is low effort ragebait and I shouldn't feed the troll, but The Waterboy doesn't even make the top five Adam Sandler movies even if you limit it to early-ish stuff.
I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:
I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I know that Variety comedy list is low effort ragebait and I shouldn't feed the troll, but The Waterboy doesn't even make the top five Adam Sandler movies even if you limit it to early-ish stuff.
I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:
I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:
Actually it's ephebophilia, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Actually it's ephebophilia, Charlie Brown
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These Sega collabs getting out of control
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
These Sega collabs getting out of control
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BIG MONEY IDEA #1:
Search engine where you type in a thing and then it finds you that thing
BIG MONEY IDEA #2
Music app where you hit Shuffle and then it takes all your songs and plays them in random order
BIG MONEY IDEA #3:
A social media network where the ownership doesn't actively hate you
Search engine where you type in a thing and then it finds you that thing
BIG MONEY IDEA #2
Music app where you hit Shuffle and then it takes all your songs and plays them in random order
BIG MONEY IDEA #3:
A social media network where the ownership doesn't actively hate you
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
BIG MONEY IDEA #1:
Search engine where you type in a thing and then it finds you that thing
BIG MONEY IDEA #2
Music app where you hit Shuffle and then it takes all your songs and plays them in random order
BIG MONEY IDEA #3:
A social media network where the ownership doesn't actively hate you
Search engine where you type in a thing and then it finds you that thing
BIG MONEY IDEA #2
Music app where you hit Shuffle and then it takes all your songs and plays them in random order
BIG MONEY IDEA #3:
A social media network where the ownership doesn't actively hate you
Eh, deleted most of my thread. Had a long day of feeling stupid and wrong, and posting personal shit that's true but also wildly unbelievable seems like a great way to feel even more stupid and wrong.
I really just want something to fucking believe in right about now.
I really just want something to fucking believe in right about now.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Eh, deleted most of my thread. Had a long day of feeling stupid and wrong, and posting personal shit that's true but also wildly unbelievable seems like a great way to feel even more stupid and wrong.
I really just want something to fucking believe in right about now.
I really just want something to fucking believe in right about now.
Wrote silly fic, got attention, made industry connections, people literally BEGGING ME to make it a comic, told me to strike while iron was hot, forced by family to attend college before I was ready instead, domino effect of failures, finally struck when iron was ice cold, gave the fuck up on life.
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Wrote silly fic, got attention, made industry connections, people literally BEGGING ME to make it a comic, told me to strike while iron was hot, forced by family to attend college before I was ready instead, domino effect of failures, finally struck when iron was ice cold, gave the fuck up on life.
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Wow, what a crazy poem.
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Wow, what a crazy poem.
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My side tangent take on Oswald is that he was 100% a spec-op asset to like 3 sides, but like super low rung and like a bunch of big wigs went "what? Lee? That dipshit? Huh? HE DID WHAT. FUCK."
JFK was killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My side tangent take on Oswald is that he was 100% a spec-op asset to like 3 sides, but like super low rung and like a bunch of big wigs went "what? Lee? That dipshit? Huh? HE DID WHAT. FUCK."
Irrationally angry about a show I liked until it decided to speedrun the final season, and a game I played one time fifteen years ago that fucked me over with a 121 day time skip.
Y'know what? Even though it had already long been garbage by then, throw the last 45 seconds of Dexter in there too.
Y'know what? Even though it had already long been garbage by then, throw the last 45 seconds of Dexter in there too.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Irrationally angry about a show I liked until it decided to speedrun the final season, and a game I played one time fifteen years ago that fucked me over with a 121 day time skip.
Y'know what? Even though it had already long been garbage by then, throw the last 45 seconds of Dexter in there too.
Y'know what? Even though it had already long been garbage by then, throw the last 45 seconds of Dexter in there too.
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November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
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𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨.
🟥⬛️🕶️
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November 22, 2025 at 7:16 PM
𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺, 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨.
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Oh, my dealer DelMonaco has one of those.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh, my dealer DelMonaco has one of those.
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You don't have to choose sides. You can dislike everybody. A true hater knows this.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You don't have to choose sides. You can dislike everybody. A true hater knows this.
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Someone wrote an entire essay why butthole logos
Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?
A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence t...
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November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Someone wrote an entire essay why butthole logos
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babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
babe, listen, I need you to bring me $15,000 cash and my passport. I out-pizza’d the hut and they are after me
...look, I'm not opposed to giving it a try, but we're gonna have to take things REEEEAL slowly.
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
...look, I'm not opposed to giving it a try, but we're gonna have to take things REEEEAL slowly.
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I will always love short hair Bayonetta 💜
November 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I will always love short hair Bayonetta 💜