Purps McGurps Revengeance
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Former time traveller and genderfluid stoner space king Jack Barton. Or Cassandra. Depends on when ya ask. Take yer fuckin' pick.
Banned from the zoo for life.
Banned from the zoo for life.
I know that Variety comedy list is low effort ragebait and I shouldn't feed the troll, but The Waterboy doesn't even make the top five Adam Sandler movies even if you limit it to early-ish stuff.
I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:
I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I know that Variety comedy list is low effort ragebait and I shouldn't feed the troll, but The Waterboy doesn't even make the top five Adam Sandler movies even if you limit it to early-ish stuff.
I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:
I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:
Irrationally angry about a show I liked until it decided to speedrun the final season, and a game I played one time fifteen years ago that fucked me over with a 121 day time skip.
Y'know what? Even though it had already long been garbage by then, throw the last 45 seconds of Dexter in there too.
Y'know what? Even though it had already long been garbage by then, throw the last 45 seconds of Dexter in there too.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Irrationally angry about a show I liked until it decided to speedrun the final season, and a game I played one time fifteen years ago that fucked me over with a 121 day time skip.
Y'know what? Even though it had already long been garbage by then, throw the last 45 seconds of Dexter in there too.
Y'know what? Even though it had already long been garbage by then, throw the last 45 seconds of Dexter in there too.
Oh, my dealer DelMonaco has one of those.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh, my dealer DelMonaco has one of those.
...look, I'm not opposed to giving it a try, but we're gonna have to take things REEEEAL slowly.
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
...look, I'm not opposed to giving it a try, but we're gonna have to take things REEEEAL slowly.
So basically it's this bit, except that Smithers is Elon, Mr. Burns is also Elon, and billions of us are Lisa Simpson.
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So basically it's this bit, except that Smithers is Elon, Mr. Burns is also Elon, and billions of us are Lisa Simpson.
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
I was cleaning today and found stuff so I'm glad I saw this news because MIGHTY MUGGS WERE SUPERIOR AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I was cleaning today and found stuff so I'm glad I saw this news because MIGHTY MUGGS WERE SUPERIOR AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.
They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.
Oh, hey, lil buddy. Nice to see you again.
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
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*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh, hey, lil buddy. Nice to see you again.
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
Yeah, that tracks. Pretty sure The Binding of Isaac is also at several hundred hours on both Steam and Vita.
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Yeah, that tracks. Pretty sure The Binding of Isaac is also at several hundred hours on both Steam and Vita.
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
Now, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here. But I would kill somebody - in front of their own mama - to get a streaming music app with a shuffle function on par with Winamp, an app from 28 FUCKING YEARS AGO.
November 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Now, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here. But I would kill somebody - in front of their own mama - to get a streaming music app with a shuffle function on par with Winamp, an app from 28 FUCKING YEARS AGO.
The random-ass issue that got me started on comics and the one that made me fall in love with comics.
Technically I think it was actually an issue of X-Men Adventures - whichever one ends with Xavier's watch being magnetized - but none of those covers stand out to me. This was my first Uncanny.
Technically I think it was actually an issue of X-Men Adventures - whichever one ends with Xavier's watch being magnetized - but none of those covers stand out to me. This was my first Uncanny.
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The random-ass issue that got me started on comics and the one that made me fall in love with comics.
Technically I think it was actually an issue of X-Men Adventures - whichever one ends with Xavier's watch being magnetized - but none of those covers stand out to me. This was my first Uncanny.
Technically I think it was actually an issue of X-Men Adventures - whichever one ends with Xavier's watch being magnetized - but none of those covers stand out to me. This was my first Uncanny.
Aunt May says trans rights.
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Aunt May says trans rights.
I was happy to see this referenced again fairly recently.
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I was happy to see this referenced again fairly recently.
Huzzah to the mighty device I often use to amuse myself by giving Francine Smith quotes to Aerith, which just feels RIGHT.
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Huzzah to the mighty device I often use to amuse myself by giving Francine Smith quotes to Aerith, which just feels RIGHT.
Reasonably certain I've got several more copies of Wade's first appearance somewhere since that shit was in the quarter bin for ages. I guess I should cash in. Feels dirty actually selling comics for money and not just to free up space, but a motherfucker's gotta eat.
Sorry, Tone. Nothin' personal.
Sorry, Tone. Nothin' personal.
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reasonably certain I've got several more copies of Wade's first appearance somewhere since that shit was in the quarter bin for ages. I guess I should cash in. Feels dirty actually selling comics for money and not just to free up space, but a motherfucker's gotta eat.
Sorry, Tone. Nothin' personal.
Sorry, Tone. Nothin' personal.
Hey, go easy on the guy, his mom just died.
Twelve years ago.
At his hand.
Twelve years ago.
At his hand.
October 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Hey, go easy on the guy, his mom just died.
Twelve years ago.
At his hand.
Twelve years ago.
At his hand.
If you're gonna pull shit like this, you should probably make deleting accounts take more than a single click.
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you're gonna pull shit like this, you should probably make deleting accounts take more than a single click.
I feel like this is a completely reasonable request on my part.
September 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I feel like this is a completely reasonable request on my part.
Something about this dumbass thing and the coloring makes me want additional options.
-Yes
-No
-Maybe
-Who's askin'?
-Maybe I didn't and maybe I didn't. What's it worth to ya?
-Go soak your head, flatfoot.
-Yes
-No
-Maybe
-Who's askin'?
-Maybe I didn't and maybe I didn't. What's it worth to ya?
-Go soak your head, flatfoot.
September 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Something about this dumbass thing and the coloring makes me want additional options.
-Yes
-No
-Maybe
-Who's askin'?
-Maybe I didn't and maybe I didn't. What's it worth to ya?
-Go soak your head, flatfoot.
-Yes
-No
-Maybe
-Who's askin'?
-Maybe I didn't and maybe I didn't. What's it worth to ya?
-Go soak your head, flatfoot.