JADE!!!
@physicssux.bsky.social
physics phd student -:- she/her 📡
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
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has anyone considered that maybe Elon Musk just really likes jacking off into test tubes
December 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
has anyone considered that maybe Elon Musk just really likes jacking off into test tubes
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hey friends I'm trying to config my linux setup but this keeps popping up—bug or user error?
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
hey friends I'm trying to config my linux setup but this keeps popping up—bug or user error?
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Gandalf hitting the Nazgul with his Ford F150 5000 Lumen LED Headlights saving the riders of rohan INSTANTLY.
December 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Gandalf hitting the Nazgul with his Ford F150 5000 Lumen LED Headlights saving the riders of rohan INSTANTLY.
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M*A*S*H is better than Metal Gear Solid.
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
M*A*S*H is better than Metal Gear Solid.
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i cant explain it, he's just so gay
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i cant explain it, he's just so gay
i am going to make myself pretty and take a shower and eat a little food and clean my bed so i can take a picture of all my stuffies and then study in bed :3 and then sleep probably
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
i am going to make myself pretty and take a shower and eat a little food and clean my bed so i can take a picture of all my stuffies and then study in bed :3 and then sleep probably
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I'm gonna file a class-action lawsuit against God.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm gonna file a class-action lawsuit against God.
THIS BOOK IS JUST WHAT COMES OUT IF YOU PUT DIVERGENT THE HUNGER GAMES AND PERCY JACKSON INTO A SHREDDER WITH A SPACE ATLAS
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
THIS BOOK IS JUST WHAT COMES OUT IF YOU PUT DIVERGENT THE HUNGER GAMES AND PERCY JACKSON INTO A SHREDDER WITH A SPACE ATLAS
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if nobody likes my posts but concussed angels i know i'm still doing something right
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
if nobody likes my posts but concussed angels i know i'm still doing something right
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ah shit sorry guys, I can’t go in. sign says “no outside goop or grink allowed”. y’all have fun tho, I’ll be in the car
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
ah shit sorry guys, I can’t go in. sign says “no outside goop or grink allowed”. y’all have fun tho, I’ll be in the car
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there's like a thousand things i want to do but i always end up on my phone :/
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
there's like a thousand things i want to do but i always end up on my phone :/
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Bitch got so flustered she asked if i went to faggot university
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Bitch got so flustered she asked if i went to faggot university
i need to study 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i need to study 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the doctors don't tell you that the testosterone will make you start saying shit like "i could go for a burger right now..." and "i could really go for a burger right now..."
i am going to take The Most Shower
December 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i am going to take The Most Shower
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me: mannn i need to quit this app
me ten times a day using this app: BLUSHING! IM BLUSHING!! IM BLUSHING RIGHT NOW!!!
me ten times a day using this app: BLUSHING! IM BLUSHING!! IM BLUSHING RIGHT NOW!!!
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
me: mannn i need to quit this app
me ten times a day using this app: BLUSHING! IM BLUSHING!! IM BLUSHING RIGHT NOW!!!
me ten times a day using this app: BLUSHING! IM BLUSHING!! IM BLUSHING RIGHT NOW!!!
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1 hour slower but 45 dollars cheaper i mean come on now thats easy math
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
1 hour slower but 45 dollars cheaper i mean come on now thats easy math
the timing in fate of ophelia lowkey mad interesting they got that 5-5-4-5 4/4 measure structure
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
the timing in fate of ophelia lowkey mad interesting they got that 5-5-4-5 4/4 measure structure
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nice char. let me guess it's cooterie board?
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
nice char. let me guess it's cooterie board?
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fun fact: it is impossible to exceed the weight limit (70 lbs) of a small flat rate box, even if you filled it with a solid block of pure osmium, the densest substance on earth
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
fun fact: it is impossible to exceed the weight limit (70 lbs) of a small flat rate box, even if you filled it with a solid block of pure osmium, the densest substance on earth
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I would crawl through broken glass and rusty razor wire for miles and miles dehydrated and with a migraine for nothing really. for fun.
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I would crawl through broken glass and rusty razor wire for miles and miles dehydrated and with a migraine for nothing really. for fun.
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I'm what you would call a "high-value male"
[hype edit of my balls from various angles doing various movements]
[hype edit of my balls from various angles doing various movements]
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm what you would call a "high-value male"
[hype edit of my balls from various angles doing various movements]
[hype edit of my balls from various angles doing various movements]
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Look at this image (and thread - use the translate service).
This one reads along the lines of:
"..Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon) without cleaning.
In just 15 minutes of acquisition, we counted 1,659 satellite trails (about 400 individual ones).
Words cannot describe the pollution of near space."
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This one reads along the lines of:
"..Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon) without cleaning.
In just 15 minutes of acquisition, we counted 1,659 satellite trails (about 400 individual ones).
Words cannot describe the pollution of near space."
🔭
3/4. En esta imagen se muestra el mismo campo estelar del Cometa C/2025 A6 (Lemmon) sin limpiar.
En solo 15 minutos de adquisición, contamos 1659 trazas de satélites (unos 400 individuales).
Sobran las palabras para describir la contaminación del espacio cercano.
En solo 15 minutos de adquisición, contamos 1659 trazas de satélites (unos 400 individuales).
Sobran las palabras para describir la contaminación del espacio cercano.
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Look at this image (and thread - use the translate service).
This one reads along the lines of:
"..Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon) without cleaning.
In just 15 minutes of acquisition, we counted 1,659 satellite trails (about 400 individual ones).
Words cannot describe the pollution of near space."
🔭
This one reads along the lines of:
"..Comet C/2025 A6 (Lemmon) without cleaning.
In just 15 minutes of acquisition, we counted 1,659 satellite trails (about 400 individual ones).
Words cannot describe the pollution of near space."
🔭