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physicssux.bsky.social
JADE!!!
@physicssux.bsky.social
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physics phd student -:- she/her 📡

age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️‍⚧️

chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
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physicssux.bsky.social
selfie of me sitting on my bathroom vanity, my reflection is visible behind me
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
hey nice i didnt bleed. i guess im not on a strict 105 day blood loss cycle
red sticky note on my door written in cursive: “you will bleed “on Friday, Nov 14 “2025 “if my calculations “are correct”
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
physicssux.bsky.social
binary keyboard with only a 1, 0, and Enter key
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
sadly i still look identical 🙄 (jk)
me with a beard and a surprisingly tall haircut standing on a dock with multiple sailboats. it is a sunny spring day in Boston on the Charles River, 2019 me, kinda hot, standing in my apartment in 2025 with a small white top on
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
WE GOT DA BURGER
me walking at night, so goddamn excited about holding a nondescript white paper bag with a burger inside
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
which way western man
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
WHY DOES HE DO THIS
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
le midnight snacke
a cup of coke, a turkey sandwich and grapes. you can tell i’m desperate for groceries from the shredded cheese on my sandwich
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
guys what do you think can i pull it off
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
ladder laced!! took a while haha
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
i don’t think bluesky has seen this one before…? :3
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
physicssux.bsky.social
i think this could work and i could just clip my clips to the red yarn!! this will be so fun omg
November 15, 2025 at 9:55 PM
physicssux.bsky.social
Robbie7up • 2y ago Just get the tattoo, that symbolism is pretty niche skull_with_glasses • 2y ago You're not trying to pull a cruel prank on me, right?
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
physicssux.bsky.social
i fucked up her posture sadly but this went so well
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
me smiling pukeko (bird) chick standing on the windows XP background, caption reads DAMN!!!!!!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
a graph showing angles rated by pain
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
she is too scared to use the women’s restroom unless it’s after hours
beautiful woman with flowing hair
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
HOWWWWWWWWWW DID WE GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT SO DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRK
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
would you lay your head on her shoulder for $1 million
my shoulder. the sun is shining through my hair revealing its dark reddish-brown tones. i’m wearing a comfy sweatshirt
November 13, 2025 at 10:28 PM
physicssux.bsky.social
it is possible that i may have missed a few opportunities
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
exponential fit indicates we only have until 2113 before all men are gay
November 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
physicssux.bsky.social
i love this creature… the helicopter
a giant anteater putting its nose on a capybara’s head
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
this thing on?
northern lights selfie
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
physicssux.bsky.social
a menu with a mysterious item called “Spunow” on it. a person is holding a “Mounds” bar upside-down near the menu, and it appears to read “Spunow”
November 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM