JADE!!!
@physicssux.bsky.social
physics phd student -:- she/her 📡
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
age = current year (im 2000 years old) 🏳️⚧️
chahta sia micha chahta iskitini anumpoli li
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i feel like if i met these two people i would be blabbering about reeeeally strong family resemblance and both of them would be like “haha 😅 that’s the native american genes i guess” and then they’d start making out. sorry hacked.
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i feel like if i met these two people i would be blabbering about reeeeally strong family resemblance and both of them would be like “haha 😅 that’s the native american genes i guess” and then they’d start making out. sorry hacked.
they should make a mods folder for your brain
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
they should make a mods folder for your brain
me yesterday: wow...... wow...... i'm going to leave a flirty comment on this post. and this one.
me today: Error: file 'flirt.exe' missing or deleted FUCKK
me today: Error: file 'flirt.exe' missing or deleted FUCKK
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
me yesterday: wow...... wow...... i'm going to leave a flirty comment on this post. and this one.
me today: Error: file 'flirt.exe' missing or deleted FUCKK
me today: Error: file 'flirt.exe' missing or deleted FUCKK
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i was so unhinged yesterday wow
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i was so unhinged yesterday wow
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Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
i feel like if i met these two people i would be blabbering about reeeeally strong family resemblance and both of them would be like “haha 😅 that’s the native american genes i guess” and then they’d start making out. sorry hacked.
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i feel like if i met these two people i would be blabbering about reeeeally strong family resemblance and both of them would be like “haha 😅 that’s the native american genes i guess” and then they’d start making out. sorry hacked.
as a kid i didn’t realize the spoken and written forms of ornery were the same word. i totally thought the spoken one was spelled “honry”
November 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
as a kid i didn’t realize the spoken and written forms of ornery were the same word. i totally thought the spoken one was spelled “honry”
question; does anyone else pronounce comfortable “comftrable?” i’ve had people tell me “comfterble” is the normal way
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
question; does anyone else pronounce comfortable “comftrable?” i’ve had people tell me “comfterble” is the normal way
guy who walked past my office: “i’m the only person who’s been made fun of for being fat and for being skinny at the same weight”
his guy friend: “that’s insane”
guy: “yeah that’s the most interesting thing about me”
his guy friend: “that’s insane”
guy: “yeah that’s the most interesting thing about me”
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
guy who walked past my office: “i’m the only person who’s been made fun of for being fat and for being skinny at the same weight”
his guy friend: “that’s insane”
guy: “yeah that’s the most interesting thing about me”
his guy friend: “that’s insane”
guy: “yeah that’s the most interesting thing about me”
has anyone else ever had that realization that you would rather die in an acid pit than be someone’s stupid husband
everything i learned about being transgender over the course of my life was presented in an extremely pejorative context so i never really took those options seriously and simply hoped i would die in an accident before i became a man
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
has anyone else ever had that realization that you would rather die in an acid pit than be someone’s stupid husband
it’s so neat that L comes before G in LGBT. and it’s also neat that the T has been there so long and i never even asked myself what it stood for.
November 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
it’s so neat that L comes before G in LGBT. and it’s also neat that the T has been there so long and i never even asked myself what it stood for.
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I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR RED SCARE? DASHA FIRED BY GERSH'
'CURTAINS FOR RED SCARE? DASHA FIRED BY GERSH'
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR RED SCARE? DASHA FIRED BY GERSH'
'CURTAINS FOR RED SCARE? DASHA FIRED BY GERSH'
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girls after 6 months hrt
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
girls after 6 months hrt
anyone got any obscure star wars movie quotes that nobody thinks about
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
anyone got any obscure star wars movie quotes that nobody thinks about
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my birthday is international women’s day (heavy-handed foreshadowing) and my HRTiversary is the first day of pride month so all-in-all i’m a very easy to remember girl
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
my birthday is international women’s day (heavy-handed foreshadowing) and my HRTiversary is the first day of pride month so all-in-all i’m a very easy to remember girl
hey nice i didnt bleed. i guess im not on a strict 105 day blood loss cycle
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
hey nice i didnt bleed. i guess im not on a strict 105 day blood loss cycle
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
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omg i sight-read that so perfectly wtf
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
omg i sight-read that so perfectly wtf
there it is nvm
same dose of prog today but wayy less horny sadly. darn!
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
there it is nvm
same dose of prog today but wayy less horny sadly. darn!
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
same dose of prog today but wayy less horny sadly. darn!
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when I was a kid I used to do the errr fremen sandwalk, although, at the time, I did not know what it was called yet.
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
when I was a kid I used to do the errr fremen sandwalk, although, at the time, I did not know what it was called yet.
i just saw sean carroll posting and 100% assumed it was jazz
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i just saw sean carroll posting and 100% assumed it was jazz