Andrew
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Anyway just remember it's fucking baseball. No one close to Little or Schneider needs to hear from any psychotic losers who take sports too seriously
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Little has been demonstrably worse than the other leverage options, or even Lauer (or Fluharty, though he's probably down), for some time now.

Playing for the 3rd batter in an inning -- who hits lefties well, anyway -- when the 1st and 2nd are so dangerous is a major error.
I found Rivera WAY too conservative with sending runners. Not sure if I’m right on that but I was annoyed by it often
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They don't call him Big Bat Andres Huge Batting Guy Gimenez for nothing
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A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes.

📸 Steph Chambers/Getty Images
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Vladimir Guerrero Jr now has 4 home runs this postseason, tying 2015 Jose Bautista for the most in a single postseason in Blue Jays history
Took them long enough. It’s only been almost a decade
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... then I realized: oh it's just less blindingly bright here. Huh.

Then I realized: OH! It's because the buildings are stone and not canyons of reflective glass and steel. And oh!, the roads meander and curve, and aren't on an endless east-west grid where you walk facing into the sunlight
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I noticed something I thought was odd in Europe: no one was wearing sunglasses. They were just rawdogging the sunlight at mid-afternoon. Was it just a style thing? Were my sunglasses making me a déclassé foreigner?...
That would be really sad if that’s what he’s trying to replicate lol
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People love to say, "there should be a normal person in every Olympic event for reference," and then they get mad at the New York Jets.
You’d think they’d be embarrassed to keep saying it at this point
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"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"
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The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on.
So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.😎🤣💙☺️
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Schneiders strategy feels like “I’m going to keep trying guys until I find someone who fucks up”
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James G @orth.ca · 12d
Here's how it sounded on WFAN.

"He's looking to unload right here .... He did"
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Last night's Florida-Tampa preseason meeting got way out of hand. Certainly we'll see some consequences! #SDP
Kind of odd to be so down on the roster. The roster is fine, the coach is dog shit
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every AI ad is like

“hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?”

and then the phone is like

“sandwich”

and the guy is like

“wow”