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I don’t know how any Leaf fan didn’t expect this group to scuttle out of the gate as it forms its new identity largely on the fly (fuck you again, Shannny) and gets a bit comfortable in its own skin. I’m FAR the reasonable but can we give these fuckers till Christmas?

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 5d

Nails.

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 6d

I don’t know.

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 6d

What the fuck just happened? What is happening? No seriously what the fuck is even going on here?

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 9d

It’s hard to overstate the historical significance of this. To say this is merely progressive is blindly overlooking the fact that only a few centuries ago, such attempts would have led to the slaughter of entire families of heads of state and nobility. They did conquests for this shit.

Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 10d

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.

NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei

If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.

open.substack.com

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 19d

All separate here so far.

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 19d

Ok now I’m curious. I may try.

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 19d

This is an embarrassing question as a wop visiting the motherland: How the fuck do you use a bidet? Do you shit, spray and wipe? Or shit, wipe and spray? Is there shit splatter? What do you dry your ass with after? Can people with hairy asses use them? Are they good for messy dumps? They scare me.

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 20d

Salerno…

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 21d

Feel make feel.

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22d

Offline 100%

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 22d

Got into Ischia last night and we met a couple from California who told us eggs are $6.99USD a dozen because Biden let in a million Mexicans and that we should be complimented that Trump wants to take over Canada. My wife told them to go fuck themselves. Anyway, it’s beautiful here.

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 24d

Naples is fucking awesome.

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 28d

This was the second best sporting moment I’ve been alive to witness. (My top was Ben Johnson in Seoul) Rage - Catharsis - Redemption. Lightning charged cocaine.

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 28d

I hope these Jays break through. This is such a likeable squad. Just fucking giv’er.

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 28d

Fucking salami!

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 29d

Social media was a mistake. Our species can’t handle this shit.

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TheOakLeafs @theoakleafs.bsky.social · 29d

I don’t care what any ballpark snobs say - the Dome is sexy as hell when it’s full.

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