I fucking hate winter.
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I fucking hate winter.
I don’t get it. We peppered them with 10 shots in the first 2 periods. The hockey gods truly hate us smh.
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don’t get it. We peppered them with 10 shots in the first 2 periods. The hockey gods truly hate us smh.
"Some of those nazis were very fine people."
"Canada isn't a real country, we should own them."
"Mexicans are rapist drug dealers."
"Haitian refugees eat your pets."
"Somalians are garbage people."
FIFA: "Bro, you're like the most peaceful motherfucker on earth, here's a trophy."
"Canada isn't a real country, we should own them."
"Mexicans are rapist drug dealers."
"Haitian refugees eat your pets."
"Somalians are garbage people."
FIFA: "Bro, you're like the most peaceful motherfucker on earth, here's a trophy."
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"Some of those nazis were very fine people."
"Canada isn't a real country, we should own them."
"Mexicans are rapist drug dealers."
"Haitian refugees eat your pets."
"Somalians are garbage people."
FIFA: "Bro, you're like the most peaceful motherfucker on earth, here's a trophy."
"Canada isn't a real country, we should own them."
"Mexicans are rapist drug dealers."
"Haitian refugees eat your pets."
"Somalians are garbage people."
FIFA: "Bro, you're like the most peaceful motherfucker on earth, here's a trophy."
Find someone who loves you the way white trash loves vaccine conspiracies.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Find someone who loves you the way white trash loves vaccine conspiracies.
Got some exciting news to share. I was just awarded the FIFA®️ “best guy in the fucking universe” award which I created this morning. I have too many people to thank for this honour but needless to say I’m humbled.
December 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Got some exciting news to share. I was just awarded the FIFA®️ “best guy in the fucking universe” award which I created this morning. I have too many people to thank for this honour but needless to say I’m humbled.
Bluesky needs to banish these octopiphobic fascists.
Even as a Millennial TurboLiberal for whom this website is made I have to admit I get pretty tired of reading about one trillion problems I neither understand nor can solve. "THOUSANDS of octopi are dying off the coast of Madagascar" alright I'm not in charge of that. That's not my job.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Bluesky needs to banish these octopiphobic fascists.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything this nauseating.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything this nauseating.
Lmao these godless cunts.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Lmao these godless cunts.
Everybody was panicking but as long as the Leafs keep shooting 30% and getting .950 goaltending we’ll be fine. Trust the process.
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Everybody was panicking but as long as the Leafs keep shooting 30% and getting .950 goaltending we’ll be fine. Trust the process.
What a fucking goal.
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
What a fucking goal.
It’s gonna be fucking awesome when Matthews scores 10 goals in 4 Olympic games before turning back into Jay McClement.
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It’s gonna be fucking awesome when Matthews scores 10 goals in 4 Olympic games before turning back into Jay McClement.
Every other day Weather Network be like “BIBLICAL DEATH STORM LIKELY TO BURY AND KILL ALL OF EASTERN CANADA WITH 2KM OF SNOW IN THE NEXT 16 HOURS” and like half a centimetre falls.
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Every other day Weather Network be like “BIBLICAL DEATH STORM LIKELY TO BURY AND KILL ALL OF EASTERN CANADA WITH 2KM OF SNOW IN THE NEXT 16 HOURS” and like half a centimetre falls.
So is it too much to ask to give us a fucking game like this once a week?
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
So is it too much to ask to give us a fucking game like this once a week?
You can take the man out of Twitter….
@theoakleafs.bsky.social has swears! They've used 746 profanities in their last 1,281 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (271 times)
🥈 "fuck" (136 times)
🥉 "shit" (80 times)
🥇 "fucking" (271 times)
🥈 "fuck" (136 times)
🥉 "shit" (80 times)
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
You can take the man out of Twitter….
🎵The Leeeeafs fuckin’ suck baaaaaallsss🎵
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
🎵The Leeeeafs fuckin’ suck baaaaaallsss🎵
I'm still boggled by how many people don't recognize the strategic importance of pacifying the Queen of Alberta to Canada's national interests right now. Our superpower neighbour is now full blown fascist and our opposition leader is a Convoy dick-riding weasel. We need domestic political stability.
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I'm still boggled by how many people don't recognize the strategic importance of pacifying the Queen of Alberta to Canada's national interests right now. Our superpower neighbour is now full blown fascist and our opposition leader is a Convoy dick-riding weasel. We need domestic political stability.
I asked ChatGPT to write me a Bluesky post as follows:
"create a humorous skeet expressing frustration about the Maple Leafs written by a disgruntled, jaded fan."
This is the fucking bullshit it came up with in case you were worried about AI replacing human creativity:
"create a humorous skeet expressing frustration about the Maple Leafs written by a disgruntled, jaded fan."
This is the fucking bullshit it came up with in case you were worried about AI replacing human creativity:
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I asked ChatGPT to write me a Bluesky post as follows:
"create a humorous skeet expressing frustration about the Maple Leafs written by a disgruntled, jaded fan."
This is the fucking bullshit it came up with in case you were worried about AI replacing human creativity:
"create a humorous skeet expressing frustration about the Maple Leafs written by a disgruntled, jaded fan."
This is the fucking bullshit it came up with in case you were worried about AI replacing human creativity:
Make no mistake, Bluesky has been an INFINITELY more pleasant and peaceful webspace than the post-Elmo nazi bot-farm but every day this place reminds me why so many would-be moderate, normal people have been so easily lured to the hard political right over the past decade.
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Make no mistake, Bluesky has been an INFINITELY more pleasant and peaceful webspace than the post-Elmo nazi bot-farm but every day this place reminds me why so many would-be moderate, normal people have been so easily lured to the hard political right over the past decade.
An entirely new phenomenon for me this year is checking the NHL schedule in the morning and feeling a sense of relief when I learn there’s no Leaf game I’ll be tempted to waste time watching that night.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
An entirely new phenomenon for me this year is checking the NHL schedule in the morning and feeling a sense of relief when I learn there’s no Leaf game I’ll be tempted to waste time watching that night.
It appears the Grit vs Skill debate has resurfaced and as a retired veteran of the Corsi Wars I think wisdom should teach us to have more nuanced discourse. For example, 2 things can be true: The Leafs are equally lacking in skill AND balls. Bemoaning one doesn’t mitigate the impact of the other.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
It appears the Grit vs Skill debate has resurfaced and as a retired veteran of the Corsi Wars I think wisdom should teach us to have more nuanced discourse. For example, 2 things can be true: The Leafs are equally lacking in skill AND balls. Bemoaning one doesn’t mitigate the impact of the other.
Fuck it - I’m gonna come clean. My Bluesky account is based in Bangladesh. You Leaf fans are so gullible and stupid. I’ve never even been to Canada or seen hooker Harvey’s.
November 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Fuck it - I’m gonna come clean. My Bluesky account is based in Bangladesh. You Leaf fans are so gullible and stupid. I’ve never even been to Canada or seen hooker Harvey’s.
This strategy - boosted by The Algorithm™️ put in place by tech bros - are clearly effective. Every well-off white dude I know now spend most of their lives in a constant state of rage because of how fucked this country is and it’s from their phones telling them the immigrants are banning Christmas.
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
This strategy - boosted by The Algorithm™️ put in place by tech bros - are clearly effective. Every well-off white dude I know now spend most of their lives in a constant state of rage because of how fucked this country is and it’s from their phones telling them the immigrants are banning Christmas.
Wow, we fucking suck. Like in every way.
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Wow, we fucking suck. Like in every way.