phoenix ✨✌️
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33. video guy. foppish lad. i am online, generally speaking. 🔞 minors dni 🔞 (pfp: @miikpal.bsky.social) https://phoenixisonline.carrd.co/
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Goku voice actor Masako Nozawa was selected as a Person of Cultural Merit by Japan 🇯🇵

• She's the first voice actor ever to receive this honor

• The government will pay her $23K annually for life
my POV of Dave, pictured here, shortly before the motherfuckening
8 years ago today, Dave Grohl called me a motherfucker

pray that you never forget this salient fact about me
for obvious reasons, been listening quite regularly to a ton of D'Angelo lately. did you know he NEVER made a bad song? not a one! it's true! look it up!
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RE7 is hungry. It bleeds inheritance, and blood, as they say, is thicker than water.

But does its weak final third tarnish its legacy? Or are they footnotes to a game that people claim “Saved Resident Evil?”

#ResidentEvil 7 - Blood is Thicker

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Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Retrospective - Blood is Thicker
YouTube video by Monty Zander
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Israel is not "testing" the ceasefire, they are breaking it, just like they always do.

The only thing Israel has been "testing", for decades, is the moral fucking decency of Western media and governments, proving quite thoroughly that they are the same genocidal racists they've always been.
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im just glad grumpy cat isn't alive to see all this
pursing my fuckably luscious lips & loading myself into a high-velocity circus cannon that's aimed directly into the sky
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some buds volunteered their sonas for me to play halloween toys with in da sketchbook 🦇👻🎃
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Best sign/costume so far!! Knoxville showed up!!
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R.I.P. Sam Rivers. Limp Bizkit shared that their founding bassist has died. Rivers was 48.
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earthbound is one of those overplayed, overhyped and oversaturated classics that you play and realise it's actually underrated
Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
every time you sit down & then have to get back up, you'll have to pry your ass off of the seat like one of those suction cup toys for babies & it's gonna make a big loud pop sound when you get free & everyone will notice & laugh at your stupid suction cup ass
"but its funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" i will beat your fat ass until your cheeks go concave like soda cup lid buttons
it is the year 2025. by this point in contemporary history, if you STILL insist on quote-dunking every single political bad-faith actor you encounter online, you are actively debasing yourself & the internet as a whole, & i encourage you to eat iced skunk piss, you woefully ignorant shithead.
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The End of Evangelion
Episode 26'
Sincerely Yours
I Need You
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bites her and shakes her around like a chew toy (affectionate)
ok. i've put off the inevitable for long enough. finally relented & copped the REALISTIC DEPICTION OF A PANIC ATTACK cap from the mega64 store
this band's 2023 debut was one of my favorites from that year, & THIS album is leaps & bounds beyond even that one........ pure raw emotional shit. shit peeled my heart open like an orange & ate it in front of me. highly recommended.
yeah i know Tame Impala AND The Last Dinner Party AND Haim AND partyof2 all dropped new albums today, & i WILL get to them...... but if there's any record that has the best chance of supplanting the Bon Iver album for my 2025 AOTY...... it might be this one.
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God Save The Gun, by Militarie Gun
14 track album
militariegun.bandcamp.com
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Here is a Reddit threat that explains how to disable Copilot in Windows, which I've just followed:

www.reddit.com/r/WindowsHel...