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@phoenixisonline.bsky.social

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33. video guy. foppish lad. i am online, generally speaking. 🔞 minors dni 🔞 (pfp: @miikpal.bsky.social) https://phoenixisonline.carrd.co/

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phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · Dec 29

𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙴𝙽𝙸𝚇 𝙸𝚂 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙴. 𝙲𝙻𝙸𝙲𝙺 𝙰𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳.

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• phoenixisonline on Discord (i only accept friend requests from mutuals ✨👍)

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 6h

Goku voice actor Masako Nozawa was selected as a Person of Cultural Merit by Japan 🇯🇵

• She's the first voice actor ever to receive this honor

• The government will pay her $23K annually for life

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phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 12h

my POV of Dave, pictured here, shortly before the motherfuckening

phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 12h

8 years ago today, Dave Grohl called me a motherfucker

pray that you never forget this salient fact about me

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phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 14h

for obvious reasons, been listening quite regularly to a ton of D'Angelo lately. did you know he NEVER made a bad song? not a one! it's true! look it up!

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Monty Zander @montyzander.bsky.social · 16h

RE7 is hungry. It bleeds inheritance, and blood, as they say, is thicker than water.

But does its weak final third tarnish its legacy? Or are they footnotes to a game that people claim “Saved Resident Evil?”

#ResidentEvil 7 - Blood is Thicker

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Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Retrospective - Blood is Thicker

YouTube video by Monty Zander

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Swolesome 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @swolesome.bsky.social · 16h

Israel is not "testing" the ceasefire, they are breaking it, just like they always do.

The only thing Israel has been "testing", for decades, is the moral fucking decency of Western media and governments, proving quite thoroughly that they are the same genocidal racists they've always been.

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 17h

im just glad grumpy cat isn't alive to see all this

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phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 17h

pursing my fuckably luscious lips & loading myself into a high-velocity circus cannon that's aimed directly into the sky

phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 17h

well.

screenshot of bsky post from the account of the band Sugar, announcing their return after 30+ years

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milk 🧪💫 @miikpal.bsky.social · 1d

some buds volunteered their sonas for me to play halloween toys with in da sketchbook 🦇👻🎃

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CiaoZuck @bubyefb.bsky.social · 1d

Best sign/costume so far!! Knoxville showed up!!

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Stereogum @stereogum.bsky.social · 1d

R.I.P. Sam Rivers. Limp Bizkit shared that their founding bassist has died. Rivers was 48.

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 1d

anyway

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 2d

earthbound is one of those overplayed, overhyped and oversaturated classics that you play and realise it's actually underrated

RaisonDetriment @raisondetriment.bsky.social · 5d

Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.

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phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 2d

every time you sit down & then have to get back up, you'll have to pry your ass off of the seat like one of those suction cup toys for babies & it's gonna make a big loud pop sound when you get free & everyone will notice & laugh at your stupid suction cup ass

phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 2d

"but its funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn" i will beat your fat ass until your cheeks go concave like soda cup lid buttons

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phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 2d

it is the year 2025. by this point in contemporary history, if you STILL insist on quote-dunking every single political bad-faith actor you encounter online, you are actively debasing yourself & the internet as a whole, & i encourage you to eat iced skunk piss, you woefully ignorant shithead.

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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 2d

The End of Evangelion
Episode 26'
Sincerely Yours
I Need You

Crosses of light ascending from the red Earth towards Unit 01 and the Lance of Longinus

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🌸MurmurLilies🌸 @murmurlilies.bsky.social · Apr 13

bites her and shakes her around like a chew toy (affectionate)

multiple drawings of Coral Glasses from the indie game ENA: Dream BBQ. she is depicted in her usual black suit with white collared shirt and tie underneath. she appears agitated and sweaty, with various documents printing from the fax machine in her head.

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phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 2d

ok. i've put off the inevitable for long enough. finally relented & copped the REALISTIC DEPICTION OF A PANIC ATTACK cap from the mega64 store

phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 2d

this band's 2023 debut was one of my favorites from that year, & THIS album is leaps & bounds beyond even that one........ pure raw emotional shit. shit peeled my heart open like an orange & ate it in front of me. highly recommended.

phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 2d

yeah i know Tame Impala AND The Last Dinner Party AND Haim AND partyof2 all dropped new albums today, & i WILL get to them...... but if there's any record that has the best chance of supplanting the Bon Iver album for my 2025 AOTY...... it might be this one.
militariegun.bandcamp.com/album/god-sa...

God Save The Gun, by Militarie Gun

14 track album

militariegun.bandcamp.com

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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 3d

Ryoji Kaji and a poorly drawn speech bubble

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Tim Ellis 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 3d

Here is a Reddit threat that explains how to disable Copilot in Windows, which I've just followed:

www.reddit.com/r/WindowsHel...

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