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pferdhosen.bsky.social
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 38m
I love you for this, internet stranger!
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 38m
Holy shit for a moment I had the ears of someone who hasn’t spent like 10,000 hours of their life standing directly in front of an amp
alissawilkinson.bsky.social Alissa Wilkinson @alissawilkinson.bsky.social · 1d
Fellow tinnitus sufferers: I was Googling, again, and randomly fell upon this Reddit comment and ... uh ... it actually worked? Or like, seriously reduced the ringing at least temporarily.
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Jordanistan's comment on "These guys lighting a mortar shell in their garage."
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 6h
The East Wing sits above the PEOC, a secure bunker to which the president is expected to retreat in times of grave emergency (eg nuclear war) and to which a frightened Trump once fled during the summer of 2020
johnnybrainwash.bsky.social Johnny Brainwash @johnnybrainwash.bsky.social · 6h
So everyone's concerned about the people's house and destroying history and yeah sure, all that, whatever, but also...

Security.

Who can trust that the White House is a remotely secure environment now that some shady contractor is tearing it up and rebuilding it?
chanda.blacksky.app Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 7h
I can't really explain fully why this is the thing of all things that got my jaw on the floor but I guess it's such a literal symbol and also such a jaw dropping amount of money while small businesses are struggling to survive the tariffs

Such a visible "go fuck yourself"
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 7h
All my apes gone, everything worse
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 7h
It’s time to take their money
Expropriate the right
It’s time to start the class war on the Muppet Show tonight
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 8h
So much of my politics boils down to this: the government should provide a free bouncy castle to any citizen who wishes to throw a block party
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 9h
Pansy Pastor deserved an Oscar for her performance in Best in Show
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 10h
What if they remove it, *and* your gay, again?
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 11h
Shameless pro-kudzu propaganda
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 1d
You: I am a very real leftist who definitely exists

Also you: I guess El Negro Matapacos, the iconic Chilean riot dog, is your pet?
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 1d
An empath is a person whose superpower is inserting themselves into random situations and making it about themselves. Get a dictionary and learn the difference
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 2d
I saw one too!
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 3d
This is shameful behavior unbecoming of the US’s leading Five Guys/Auntie Anne’s/Papa John’s franchisee
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 4d
Local Boston gadfly and wrestling-adjacent weirdo
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 7d
Then I will die as I lived: steadfastly in my truth.
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 7d
In the year 2725 the hot crackpot theory will be that Francine Pascal did not write all of the Sweet Valley High books
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 7d
Sounds like you’re jealous of people who don’t simp for rich guys who make their money by taking advantage of desperate working people just trying to keep their heads above water.
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 7d
RIP (ride into pit)
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 7d
Not me, but a friend doesn’t trust novelists because writing fiction is just telling lies and getting paid for it
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 7d
“Doug was a visionary leader whose relentless drive, innovation and passion transformed the financial services landscape, touching the lives of millions of consumers,”

Poor guy. His drive was just too relentless.
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 7d
A cross? A Jew famously died on one of those things
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 7d
People say that the internal martial arts are less lethal but you just killed a man who wasn’t even in the room with you
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 8d
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Minor Local Celebrity @pferdhosen.bsky.social · 8d
You and me both dog
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Ipse Lorum @ce-miquiztetl.bsky.social · 9d
Como los libs gringos son tontísimos y no saben español, aquí un artículo de la gusana esa que están girlbosseando porque "she owned Trump".
Y es de la BBC para que no digan que es de un medio shady:
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