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pferdhosen.bsky.social
Minor Local Celebrity
@pferdhosen.bsky.social
Goofball. Demsoc in the streets, ancom in the sheets. Estoy aprendiendo español. Actually autistic, actually Bostonian. Kind but not nice. Enjoys knitting in inappropriate settings.
I don’t remember why I wound up visiting my (also working class) cousins in the uk instead of going to that program but at least once a year I’m reminded to be grateful
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’ve been there as a legal observer and it’s been a good crowd!
December 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The trick is to note whether she was stealing glances at the door or resignedly staring into the middle distance
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Have you seen Standing in the Shadows of Motown? One of my favorite documentaries
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It’s nothing new - pretty normal, even. I know lots of women who *don’t* desire men irl but do enjoy gay porn. This is a super weird thing to gatekeep. Plus, what’s not to love about another Jacob Tierney project??
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It turned out that the real WWE Hall of Fame was the friends we made along the way
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
You all know the move. “OMG hi girl I haven’t seen you in like foreverrr how ARE you????”
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
See also: Bernadette
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
You’ve definitely captured some of the manic glee that swept old twitter once or twice a year
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I think this is a secret code telling the last USSR spy that they can finally clock out and go home
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
!Felicidades, Gunnar! Eres dominante sobre un goldendoodle.
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Especially in the case of learning disabilities, so many people are just walking around undiagnosed that we may as well make accommodations the norm. It’s not like students without ADHD are going to malinger by taking their tests more slowly or hanging out in their seats when they’re finished
December 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This reads like something Satan herself would pitch to McSweeney’s
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Finally Trump has won the war on Woke
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Anyone who still donates to NPR is a fool
December 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oh same
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Vita-Mix economics!
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sir!
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM