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@pferdhosen.bsky.social
Goofball. Demsoc in the streets, ancom in the sheets. Estoy aprendiendo español. Actually autistic, actually Bostonian. Kind but not nice. Enjoys knitting in inappropriate settings.
Good morning to my fellow dyslexics who’ve been wondering why Chevy Chase‘s 1985 comedy has entered the discourse
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good morning to my fellow dyslexics who’ve been wondering why Chevy Chase‘s 1985 comedy has entered the discourse
A neighbor who often watches Henry in the window says he’s ”Even better than a bodega cat”
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
A neighbor who often watches Henry in the window says he’s ”Even better than a bodega cat”
Idk. I saw one up close and it was pretty big
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Idk. I saw one up close and it was pretty big
The perfect neighbor relationship is one in which you exchange treats on the reg.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The perfect neighbor relationship is one in which you exchange treats on the reg.
I actively don’t want this guy to ever find my clit so I’m good with this
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I actively don’t want this guy to ever find my clit so I’m good with this
My money’s on this guy
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My money’s on this guy
This is the message hungry senior citizens see when they go the USDA.gov commodity supplemental food website. Fuck them kids, but fuck their grandma too.
October 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is the message hungry senior citizens see when they go the USDA.gov commodity supplemental food website. Fuck them kids, but fuck their grandma too.
He’s really having himself a day and it’s not even lunchtime yet
October 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
He’s really having himself a day and it’s not even lunchtime yet
Bruh.
This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto
This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto
October 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Bruh.
This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto
This is a dogshit way to frame this (Oh he’s not a Nazi just a fan of a Nazi-adjacent band) but also more proof that Platner is essentially Dark Beto
So much of my politics boils down to this: the government should provide a free bouncy castle to any citizen who wishes to throw a block party
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So much of my politics boils down to this: the government should provide a free bouncy castle to any citizen who wishes to throw a block party
Take a look at this old man I met today. 38 years old, bonded with the same partner for 35 years.
October 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Take a look at this old man I met today. 38 years old, bonded with the same partner for 35 years.
Here are two of my clients’ dogs learning the same behavior. Because I use positive reinforcement instead of punishment, my cat often joins in voluntarily. You have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a professional entertainer.
October 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Here are two of my clients’ dogs learning the same behavior. Because I use positive reinforcement instead of punishment, my cat often joins in voluntarily. You have an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a professional entertainer.
Not to mention the thousands of people fleeing Antifa this week
October 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Not to mention the thousands of people fleeing Antifa this week