Ms Parsnip
@parsnip45.bsky.social
Professional child wrangler, unprofessional dog walker, southern defector to Yorkshire - mum of 3 grown ups.
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Jesus and I would like to remind you that literally no one has ever stopped anyone from saying 'Merry Christmas.’
December 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Jesus and I would like to remind you that literally no one has ever stopped anyone from saying 'Merry Christmas.’
I sent Doris an advent calendar - she sent me a message today saying i’ve eaten more than I should as according to the calendar it’s the 17th today 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I sent Doris an advent calendar - she sent me a message today saying i’ve eaten more than I should as according to the calendar it’s the 17th today 🤣
Lenny says thank you all for the birthday wishes
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Lenny says thank you all for the birthday wishes
Lenny is 4 today - how time flies
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Lenny is 4 today - how time flies
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The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The president is a political cartoon of corruption come to life, a gaudy grifter who is selling off pardons and lining his pockets, building a golden ballroom and protecting his fellow sex predator elites, all the while regular Americans are suffering and struggling to make ends meet.
Run on *that*
Run on *that*
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"You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my muvva"
"YES, I AM!"
"YES, I AM!"
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my muvva"
"YES, I AM!"
"YES, I AM!"
The Biscuit Factory - Newcastle
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
The Biscuit Factory - Newcastle
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I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I miss when Twitter was truly great like the time a guy got upset at someone calling out a cricket team and started explaining how bowling worked and at the end OP was like "thanks for explaining btw I hold the world record for most career outs in cricket history"
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Prof Dave write really well and cooks like a dream. Buy his book now while it's only 99p!
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Prof Dave write really well and cooks like a dream. Buy his book now while it's only 99p!
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Just listening to a Louis Theroux interview there and it started out about diet and lifestyle with this self made internet guru and it quickly moved on to him having blood transfusions from his 17 year old son and putting elastic bands around his own bollocks as he slept at night. Loons everywhere.
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just listening to a Louis Theroux interview there and it started out about diet and lifestyle with this self made internet guru and it quickly moved on to him having blood transfusions from his 17 year old son and putting elastic bands around his own bollocks as he slept at night. Loons everywhere.
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I really hope Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings and Matt Hancock are thinking hard about those 23,000 bereaved families this evening.
November 20, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I really hope Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings and Matt Hancock are thinking hard about those 23,000 bereaved families this evening.
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Haven't seen little Tommeh ten names protesting outside the courts over this one!
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Ex-police officer David Carrick guilty of raping ex-partner and molesting girl
Former Met officer convicted of offences in pattern of ‘horrific’ offending dating back 35 years
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Haven't seen little Tommeh ten names protesting outside the courts over this one!
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
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Patriots are proud of what their country is doing
I am absolutely not a patriot. I’m fucking ashamed if it
We are a RICH country & we should be proud to offer a helping hand to those less well off than us. Proud to offer a place of safety to those fleeing danger
We should not be turning our backs
I am absolutely not a patriot. I’m fucking ashamed if it
We are a RICH country & we should be proud to offer a helping hand to those less well off than us. Proud to offer a place of safety to those fleeing danger
We should not be turning our backs
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Patriots are proud of what their country is doing
I am absolutely not a patriot. I’m fucking ashamed if it
We are a RICH country & we should be proud to offer a helping hand to those less well off than us. Proud to offer a place of safety to those fleeing danger
We should not be turning our backs
I am absolutely not a patriot. I’m fucking ashamed if it
We are a RICH country & we should be proud to offer a helping hand to those less well off than us. Proud to offer a place of safety to those fleeing danger
We should not be turning our backs
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I was on 'The Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls' in 2017 and he wasn't present on the island for more than half an hour, so the guy does have a history of making creative claims, but even so...
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I was on 'The Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls' in 2017 and he wasn't present on the island for more than half an hour, so the guy does have a history of making creative claims, but even so...
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Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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her little worried face
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
her little worried face
and my favourite - the taxidermy - not me
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 AM
and my favourite - the taxidermy - not me