Ronil Patel
@randomronil.bsky.social
Film, TV & a good book is a good escape from the madness of the world. I was an Arsenal supporter before it was cool to be one. I lie it's always been cool to be a Gooner
Elf on the Shelf is a gateway to normalising other Fae rituals. Soon we'll be sacrificing for a good and bountiful harvest all over again
It's nearly December so it's elf on the shelf time annual reminder time
a. He looks like a creepy little perv
b. It's NEVER a good idea to get your children to fear and worship an idol of the fae
a. He looks like a creepy little perv
b. It's NEVER a good idea to get your children to fear and worship an idol of the fae
November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Elf on the Shelf is a gateway to normalising other Fae rituals. Soon we'll be sacrificing for a good and bountiful harvest all over again
"You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my muvva"
"YES, I AM!"
"YES, I AM!"
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
"You can't tell me what to do, you ain't my muvva"
"YES, I AM!"
"YES, I AM!"
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Pitching new versions of A Christmas Carol in 2025
www.youtube.com/shorts/IqZrB...
www.youtube.com/shorts/IqZrB...
Pitching new versions of a Christmas Carol in 2025
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Pitching new versions of A Christmas Carol in 2025
www.youtube.com/shorts/IqZrB...
www.youtube.com/shorts/IqZrB...
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Just heard someone on the radio describe Keir Starmer’s voice as an air conditioning unit conducting a séance
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Just heard someone on the radio describe Keir Starmer’s voice as an air conditioning unit conducting a séance
This joke just hits right. Laughing far too hard at this
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This joke just hits right. Laughing far too hard at this
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Named after himself, I see.
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Named after himself, I see.
Utter bastard move by today's challenger on Countdown. The reigning champion is heading towards another century game, the challenger can't win, but on the last numbers he makes it pretty much impossible for anyone to solve and get points. Yep, champ finishes game on 97
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Utter bastard move by today's challenger on Countdown. The reigning champion is heading towards another century game, the challenger can't win, but on the last numbers he makes it pretty much impossible for anyone to solve and get points. Yep, champ finishes game on 97
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nigel farage after rachael reeves freezes russian assets
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
nigel farage after rachael reeves freezes russian assets
"Labour are hiking taxes to pay for welfare."
As opposed to what? Yes, welfare has to be paid by the state.
Listened to Badenoch's response to the budget, lasted 5 minutes after I couldn't take any more BS
As opposed to what? Yes, welfare has to be paid by the state.
Listened to Badenoch's response to the budget, lasted 5 minutes after I couldn't take any more BS
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
"Labour are hiking taxes to pay for welfare."
As opposed to what? Yes, welfare has to be paid by the state.
Listened to Badenoch's response to the budget, lasted 5 minutes after I couldn't take any more BS
As opposed to what? Yes, welfare has to be paid by the state.
Listened to Badenoch's response to the budget, lasted 5 minutes after I couldn't take any more BS
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It is with a heavy heart that I take down the Budget Tree and Bunting.
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It is with a heavy heart that I take down the Budget Tree and Bunting.
Whilst the focus is on the budget today I just want to say imo pigs in blankets are way overrated. They're an ok snack but not in the way people go on about them
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Whilst the focus is on the budget today I just want to say imo pigs in blankets are way overrated. They're an ok snack but not in the way people go on about them
Does anyone truly believe he isn't a racist? Apart from him, of course, I mean no one openly says it bc otherwise he couldn't be on TV so much. His supporters delude themselves bc if they agree with a racist then does that make them racist? Yes, yes it does
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Does anyone truly believe he isn't a racist? Apart from him, of course, I mean no one openly says it bc otherwise he couldn't be on TV so much. His supporters delude themselves bc if they agree with a racist then does that make them racist? Yes, yes it does
I heard about this but hadn't seen the footage. Typical Arsenal fan score predictions, thinking we hadn't done enough, even though we were going in the stronger team. Always good to see Spurs fan gets hit with reality
youtu.be/FSefEYzhN18?...
youtu.be/FSefEYzhN18?...
We LOCKED Arsenal and Spurs fans in a box to miss the NLD | In The Box
YouTube video by Sky Sports Premier League
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I heard about this but hadn't seen the footage. Typical Arsenal fan score predictions, thinking we hadn't done enough, even though we were going in the stronger team. Always good to see Spurs fan gets hit with reality
youtu.be/FSefEYzhN18?...
youtu.be/FSefEYzhN18?...
Yes! Make what you want, not what they tell you to.
Also, I don't think I've read a headline start with "Florida man" and applauded the rest of it
Also, I don't think I've read a headline start with "Florida man" and applauded the rest of it
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Yes! Make what you want, not what they tell you to.
Also, I don't think I've read a headline start with "Florida man" and applauded the rest of it
Also, I don't think I've read a headline start with "Florida man" and applauded the rest of it
If you doing it has finally killed off the trend, then thank you Starmer
PM ‘told off’ by teacher after encouraging pupils to do 6-7 trend during school visit
PM ‘told off’ by teacher after encouraging pupils to do 6-7 trend during school visit
PM ‘told off’ by teacher after encouraging pupils to do 6-7 trend during school visit
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If you doing it has finally killed off the trend, then thank you Starmer
As there is Star Wars chat going on, I want an added scene in A New Hope when the Death Star appears to destroy Yavin. Where we see Kleya assassinating all those dumbass politicians who didnt believe Luthen's super weapon intel
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
As there is Star Wars chat going on, I want an added scene in A New Hope when the Death Star appears to destroy Yavin. Where we see Kleya assassinating all those dumbass politicians who didnt believe Luthen's super weapon intel
Ugh, the rude team got through. SAY PLEASE!!! #OnlyConnect
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Ugh, the rude team got through. SAY PLEASE!!! #OnlyConnect
Haha ManUre lost to a 10 man Everton
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Haha ManUre lost to a 10 man Everton
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Socialism for corporate farmers, bootstraps for me and you
* U.S. AGRICULTURE SECRETARY: WILL HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT ON FARMER AID IN NEXT WEEK OR TWO -CNBC
@reuters.com
@reuters.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Socialism for corporate farmers, bootstraps for me and you
Friends fear he's watching another video of a Spurs fan's live stream crying whilst watching the North London Derby
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Friends fear he's watching another video of a Spurs fan's live stream crying whilst watching the North London Derby
@fernyfern.bsky.social For a minute today scrolling my TL I thought Fern really looks like her sister Maria 🤦
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
@fernyfern.bsky.social For a minute today scrolling my TL I thought Fern really looks like her sister Maria 🤦
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM