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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 6m

It’s very bloody cute here but definitely chillier than Provence…

#Annecy

Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 2h

That’s not a euphemism, is it, Andrew??? 👀😂

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 2h

Today, I learnt that ostriches often walk around and then forget where they are going.

It is also the day that I found out my spirit animal may be an ostrich…

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 2h

Over on the Gram!

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 2h

Either they’re gonna make planter earth a better place or they’ll take one look at the shit show going on across the globe and warp speed themselves off to greener pastures…

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 4h

We are driving to our next destination- Annecy. The drop in temperature!!! We’ve got out of the car to grab a spot of lunch and could see our breath…no more bikinis for me!

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 1d

And this, folks, is the reason these toys are critical in the education of your children.

Make smart choices..,

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 1d

Nur…

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 1d

Run spelled backwards is nur and it’s a nur from me…

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 1d

Pro tip #27

Be nice to your hairstylist because what’s stopping them from plucking one of your hairs and putting it at a crime scene???

Follow me for more handy life advice like this!

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 3d

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 3d

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fvcking one of mine!

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TheBossRoss @thebossross.bsky.social · 3d

"This is Britain. We are each other. Lets stick together."
- lambethgreenparty on Insta

This heals me.

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 3d

👀😂

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 3d

If I were a betting woman (I’m not) I would bet my fucking house on the odds that not one bloke in this photo could successfully tell us the opening lines in the Book of Genesis chapter 1.

Just sayin…

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 3d

If anyone out there knows a Jolene, could you ask her to get in touch. I need her to come and take my man because he’s getting on my feckin nerves!

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 3d

If I say to you, “I’m going to ask you a question, but don’t lie to me.” I need you to know and understand that I already have 14 screenshots, 4 witnesses including your best friend, 7 voice notes and god confirming to me everything I already know in a dream I had last night…

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 3d

My husband asked me to help him put some new fence posts in the ground. He positioned the post and then said to me, “When I nod my head, you hit it.”

Anyway, the air ambulance is on the way…

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 3d

Diane Keaton had died and I’m sad about that.

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 3d

I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative.

I’m about to start a religious movement!

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 3d

When will the biased Fiona Bruce be dropped by the bbc? I haven’t been able to watch bbcqt since she took the chair. It’s absolutely shit with her hosting it, isn’t it?

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 3d

We are not so far from you - we are now in Lourmarin and Tuesdays outing is Aix En Provence! The temperature today has been a balmy 25c and I’m here for it!
Have fun Fifi (I’m sorry, I had to call you that. After all, mon amie, you are in France!

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 4d

In the 1930s and 1940s it could be argued that many Germans didn’t know what was going on. Americans cannot do the same. It’s plastered all over the internet and all over national and international news. You’ll never be able to get away with the “I didn’t know” excuse. You do know so do something.

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 4d

My experience, for what it’s worth.

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Dee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve been conducting a poll and my results reflect the majority view of people in this country and not the rancid views of some dubious middle aged wimpy white gits who think the world owes them a fvcking living.

100% of people polled said will you stop fvcking polling every day.

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