parseword
@parseword.bsky.social
IT guy in Memphis, TN. Solver of problems; breaker of things; unrelenting learner. Never settle for perfect when good enough will do.
💙 Linux, FreeBSD, PHP, SQL, privacy, gardening, fishing, cats ᓚᕠᗢ
🚫 Fascism, "AI", shitcoins, techbros
💙 Linux, FreeBSD, PHP, SQL, privacy, gardening, fishing, cats ᓚᕠᗢ
🚫 Fascism, "AI", shitcoins, techbros
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parseword
@parseword.bsky.social
· Jul 7
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of police
And the home of the 'fraid
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🖼️ Aïda Amer
O'er the land of police
And the home of the 'fraid
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🖼️ Aïda Amer
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VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
VC, founder, dumbass
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Columbus introduced sugar cane to the Caribbean and his son opened the first plantation. They were the originators of this brutality.
So many Caribbean people died on these plantations that they eventually had to start bringing in slaves from Africa.
Average lifespan once there was only 7 years.
So many Caribbean people died on these plantations that they eventually had to start bringing in slaves from Africa.
Average lifespan once there was only 7 years.
Mortality rates were so high on sugar plantations during slavery that slaveholders used to coerce enslaved people working other crops like cotton with threats to sell them or their loved ones to sugar plantations.
That’s where the term “sold down the river” came from.
That’s where the term “sold down the river” came from.
February 9, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Columbus introduced sugar cane to the Caribbean and his son opened the first plantation. They were the originators of this brutality.
So many Caribbean people died on these plantations that they eventually had to start bringing in slaves from Africa.
Average lifespan once there was only 7 years.
So many Caribbean people died on these plantations that they eventually had to start bringing in slaves from Africa.
Average lifespan once there was only 7 years.
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Being MAGA must be so exhausting. You can’t watch the Super Bowl half time show because despite tons of non-Americans having performed, Fox News has told you the Spanish-speaking American dude isn’t American enough. So instead you have to tune into TPUSA and pretend to like Kid Rock 😆
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Being MAGA must be so exhausting. You can’t watch the Super Bowl half time show because despite tons of non-Americans having performed, Fox News has told you the Spanish-speaking American dude isn’t American enough. So instead you have to tune into TPUSA and pretend to like Kid Rock 😆
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That’s Brett Ratner there on the right.
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
That’s Brett Ratner there on the right.
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I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
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This song "Yo Perreo Sola" is an anthem about women's right to throw ass in the club without men creeping on them
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
This song "Yo Perreo Sola" is an anthem about women's right to throw ass in the club without men creeping on them
DTMF? Bad Bunny being a phreaker makes him even cooler
Hard to get pictures that aren't blurry
Anyway, next stop was a table of abuelos playing dominoes
Often considered Puerto Rico's national pastime and enjoyed by people of all generations
He specifically talks about playing dominoes with his abuelo in "DtMF"
Anyway, next stop was a table of abuelos playing dominoes
Often considered Puerto Rico's national pastime and enjoyed by people of all generations
He specifically talks about playing dominoes with his abuelo in "DtMF"
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
DTMF? Bad Bunny being a phreaker makes him even cooler
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This was the USSR's policy
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
This was the USSR's policy
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404 Media just had an ad during the #SuperBowl! We Googled "smallest TV markets in the United States" and bought an ad for $2,550 that only ran in Ottumwa, Iowa, population 25,000. That still counts
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
Watch 404 Media’s Super Bowl Ad
WE BOUGHT A SUPER BOWL AD.
www.404media.co
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
404 Media just had an ad during the #SuperBowl! We Googled "smallest TV markets in the United States" and bought an ad for $2,550 that only ran in Ottumwa, Iowa, population 25,000. That still counts
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
www.404media.co/watch-404-me...
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All of these ai commercials are so desperate.
It’ll be like your digital servant wife! If someone doesn’t like ai, they’re paranoid! Please use ai for everything because no one likes it and the money’s running out.
It’ll be like your digital servant wife! If someone doesn’t like ai, they’re paranoid! Please use ai for everything because no one likes it and the money’s running out.
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
All of these ai commercials are so desperate.
It’ll be like your digital servant wife! If someone doesn’t like ai, they’re paranoid! Please use ai for everything because no one likes it and the money’s running out.
It’ll be like your digital servant wife! If someone doesn’t like ai, they’re paranoid! Please use ai for everything because no one likes it and the money’s running out.
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They're taking it well.
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
They're taking it well.
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So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
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Like Kendrick, political as hell precisely because it doesn't bother to acknowledge the haters. They're irrelevant, beneath attention. And nothing is more intolerable to fascists than the thought that their enemies are cool, enjoying themselves, and not thinking about them.
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Like Kendrick, political as hell precisely because it doesn't bother to acknowledge the haters. They're irrelevant, beneath attention. And nothing is more intolerable to fascists than the thought that their enemies are cool, enjoying themselves, and not thinking about them.
We ate so many shrimp I got iodine poisoning’
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
We ate so many shrimp I got iodine poisoning’
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time
February 9, 2026 at 1:52 AM
This Super Bowl sure has a lot of commercials about my pee
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
This Super Bowl sure has a lot of commercials about my pee
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“Complete and total exoneration.”
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
“Complete and total exoneration.”
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The Immigrant Pantry | Weekly Solidarity Update
February 1–7
✨ 106 deliveries made
✨ 441 people served
Right now, 93 families are still on our delivery waitlist, hoping for food.
💔 Funds are running low for the fresh food we include with every delivery. #sheshed
Ways to Help This Week: 1/
February 1–7
✨ 106 deliveries made
✨ 441 people served
Right now, 93 families are still on our delivery waitlist, hoping for food.
💔 Funds are running low for the fresh food we include with every delivery. #sheshed
Ways to Help This Week: 1/
February 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The Immigrant Pantry | Weekly Solidarity Update
February 1–7
✨ 106 deliveries made
✨ 441 people served
Right now, 93 families are still on our delivery waitlist, hoping for food.
💔 Funds are running low for the fresh food we include with every delivery. #sheshed
Ways to Help This Week: 1/
February 1–7
✨ 106 deliveries made
✨ 441 people served
Right now, 93 families are still on our delivery waitlist, hoping for food.
💔 Funds are running low for the fresh food we include with every delivery. #sheshed
Ways to Help This Week: 1/
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Very bad, very bad nasty man, I didn't know him but Obama let him loose, Obama let him free but I said, we're not gonna do that, you know, we're gonna take care of him like they say, there's something I can't say but maybe something not so nice happens to him one day, you never know
I think you could get Trump to say he killed Epstein if Obama said Donald was not intelligent enough to pull it off.
February 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Very bad, very bad nasty man, I didn't know him but Obama let him loose, Obama let him free but I said, we're not gonna do that, you know, we're gonna take care of him like they say, there's something I can't say but maybe something not so nice happens to him one day, you never know
😂
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
😂
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings