Jen🏴☠️
@parksandveggies.bsky.social
She/her | Just another tall, mixed race, 40–something with salt and pepper hair, mostly black clothes, and sometimes a knee brace. Mostly OFMD acct
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26% off everything until tomorrow at midnight! Support small businesses!
ko-fi.com/edzeppelin
Now through November 29th, take 26% off your order on my ko-fi with code “BIRF” at checkout (also it’s black Friday or smth idrc)
Now through November 29th, take 26% off your order on my ko-fi with code “BIRF” at checkout (also it’s black Friday or smth idrc)
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
26% off everything until tomorrow at midnight! Support small businesses!
If you’ve been eyeing the kraken ring, Nick Von K has 20% off their whole site (dont forget it’s in NZ $ so it could be a lot cheaper in other currencies; looks like around $71 US right now) nickvonk.com/collections/...
Octopus Ring
I have a fascination with all things pirate, including the legendary octopus. They are such a crazy creature! We spent a long time on this design getting the detail perfect, and I'm really happy with ...
nickvonk.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you’ve been eyeing the kraken ring, Nick Von K has 20% off their whole site (dont forget it’s in NZ $ so it could be a lot cheaper in other currencies; looks like around $71 US right now) nickvonk.com/collections/...
One day I will learn not to read these updates on the subway; today is not that day 😭
Got some new divorce boys chapters for y'all! This baby's got range: we're talking about Bigfoot's dick, the Jungian nature of creativity, and the ethical implications of grinding up against your sleeping ex-ish husband 😌
archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
archiveofourown.org/works/702434...
Right Where You Left Me - Chapter 19 - serpent_and_dahlia - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
One day I will learn not to read these updates on the subway; today is not that day 😭
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Bored attorney Ed. Peak oblivious Stede. The AO3 window in the title card is no accident. Unhinged behavior. Have I intrigued you without too many spoilers?? Check out what @curiosityrocks.bsky.social and I made for #OFMDBB25! Summary/tags ⬇️
archiveofourown.org/works/74352541
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/74352541
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Bored attorney Ed. Peak oblivious Stede. The AO3 window in the title card is no accident. Unhinged behavior. Have I intrigued you without too many spoilers?? Check out what @curiosityrocks.bsky.social and I made for #OFMDBB25! Summary/tags ⬇️
archiveofourown.org/works/74352541
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/74352541
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
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If there was suddenly a giant shark in every PSA video, would that improve the reach of our messaging?
Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?
Now available for free!
Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!
Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If there was suddenly a giant shark in every PSA video, would that improve the reach of our messaging?
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November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ed and Stede are long? Please let’s see that art again
at the bucharest central post office, it's getting cold and they've lost their way. ed and stede are long with a disguised anne bonny. it's just before dawn.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ed and Stede are long? Please let’s see that art again
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SUPREME COURT REJECTS MAGA EFFORT TO OVERTURN GAY MARRIAGE 🏳️🌈
CNN: Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...
CNN: Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...
Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court on Monday declined an opportunity to overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage, tossing aside an appeal that had roiled LGBTQ advocates ...
www.cnn.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
SUPREME COURT REJECTS MAGA EFFORT TO OVERTURN GAY MARRIAGE 🏳️🌈
CNN: Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...
CNN: Supreme Court declines to revisit landmark same-sex marriage precedent
www.cnn.com/2025/11/10/p...
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October 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Today’s the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald on Lake Superior. Between 1875-1975 there were 6000 shipwrecks on Lake Superior and no major ones since. Now this song can be stuck in your head, too. youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Today’s the 50th anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald on Lake Superior. Between 1875-1975 there were 6000 shipwrecks on Lake Superior and no major ones since. Now this song can be stuck in your head, too. youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?...
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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
Being in your 40s is getting a mammogram while being hungover from the 2 whole beers you drank the night before
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Being in your 40s is getting a mammogram while being hungover from the 2 whole beers you drank the night before
Daniel Craig was a surprise guest at the q&a with Rian Johnson at the Knives Out screening and how am I supposed to go to sleep now
November 3, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Daniel Craig was a surprise guest at the q&a with Rian Johnson at the Knives Out screening and how am I supposed to go to sleep now
Other folks interested in historical descriptions of shipwrecks in the 1800s: This week’s ep of Criminal podcast describes the wreck of the Mignonette & its eventual influence on current laws. Includes a judge that chooses his glove color based on the case matter thisiscriminal.com/episode-337-...
Episode 337: The Custom of the Sea (10.24.2025)
In 1883, a sailing captain named Thomas Dudley accepted a job no one thought was a good idea: to sail a small ship called the Mignonette halfway across the world.
thisiscriminal.com
October 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Other folks interested in historical descriptions of shipwrecks in the 1800s: This week’s ep of Criminal podcast describes the wreck of the Mignonette & its eventual influence on current laws. Includes a judge that chooses his glove color based on the case matter thisiscriminal.com/episode-337-...
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Go visit the Prairies in June, when for scores on scores of miles you wade knee-deep among Tiger-lilies
October 15, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Go visit the Prairies in June, when for scores on scores of miles you wade knee-deep among Tiger-lilies
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If you’re into the idea of psychic/ mind-fucking, I had to use just about every available telepathy tag for Matching Frequencies 😂 Set in a distant, dire future, inventor Ed has created a sex club that runs on telepathy. He and Stede find new ways to connect.
archiveofourown.org/works/589096...
archiveofourown.org/works/589096...
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
If you’re into the idea of psychic/ mind-fucking, I had to use just about every available telepathy tag for Matching Frequencies 😂 Set in a distant, dire future, inventor Ed has created a sex club that runs on telepathy. He and Stede find new ways to connect.
archiveofourown.org/works/589096...
archiveofourown.org/works/589096...
Go see this! It’s so good and really moving.
That’s “our” Fernando Frias, director of six #OFMD episodes and murderer of Jim’s father in season one! Depeche Mode is my favourite band! AHHHH!
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Go see this! It’s so good and really moving.
Scrolling through the listings for the upcoming open doors weekend in nyc and am reminded of @xoxoemynn.bsky.social’s clock boys. I’ll feel like such a creep if I add this to my itinerary because I don’t really much about how watches are made 😅 ohny.org/place/horolo...
Horological Society of New York - Open House New York
Founded in 1866, the Horological Society of New York (HSNY) is America’s oldest watchmaking guild. For OHNY Weekend, HSNY invites visitors into its headquarters in the historic General Society of Mech...
ohny.org
October 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Scrolling through the listings for the upcoming open doors weekend in nyc and am reminded of @xoxoemynn.bsky.social’s clock boys. I’ll feel like such a creep if I add this to my itinerary because I don’t really much about how watches are made 😅 ohny.org/place/horolo...
Scrolling through the listings for the upcoming open doors weekend in nyc and am reminded of @xoxoemynn.bsky.social’s clock boys. I’ll feel like such a creep if I add this to my itinerary because I don’t really much about how watches are made 😅 ohny.org/place/horolo...
Horological Society of New York - Open House New York
Founded in 1866, the Horological Society of New York (HSNY) is America’s oldest watchmaking guild. For OHNY Weekend, HSNY invites visitors into its headquarters in the historic General Society of Mech...
ohny.org
October 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Scrolling through the listings for the upcoming open doors weekend in nyc and am reminded of @xoxoemynn.bsky.social’s clock boys. I’ll feel like such a creep if I add this to my itinerary because I don’t really much about how watches are made 😅 ohny.org/place/horolo...
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My first attempt at fanart as I try to get into embroidery - I sketched Ed on fabric and then stitched away. 1/2
September 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My first attempt at fanart as I try to get into embroidery - I sketched Ed on fabric and then stitched away. 1/2
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commission for @thiefofcamorr.bsky.social inspired by 'Seaglass' by @robertaseaport.bsky.social
thank you so much ❤️
#ofmd
thank you so much ❤️
#ofmd
September 22, 2025 at 7:08 AM
commission for @thiefofcamorr.bsky.social inspired by 'Seaglass' by @robertaseaport.bsky.social
thank you so much ❤️
#ofmd
thank you so much ❤️
#ofmd
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If you missed out on the 32auctions fundraiser but still want to support the incredible work the Young Center does, you can donate and add to our final total!! Show them how much we love their work and how feral our pirate horde is!!
act.theyoungcenter.org/a/donate-you...
#ywmlp #ofmd
act.theyoungcenter.org/a/donate-you...
#ywmlp #ofmd
September 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
If you missed out on the 32auctions fundraiser but still want to support the incredible work the Young Center does, you can donate and add to our final total!! Show them how much we love their work and how feral our pirate horde is!!
act.theyoungcenter.org/a/donate-you...
#ywmlp #ofmd
act.theyoungcenter.org/a/donate-you...
#ywmlp #ofmd
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sometimes ed texts stede an 'im in the bath :)' This is code for 'come wash my hair 4 me 🥺' 9 times out of 10 stede comes running. one time he's on the phone and he doesn't see the text, and so ed starts sending him selfies in which he looks increasingly sad. (1/2)
In honour of the fact that I'm currently sat in the salon where I dreamed up rinse and repeat, can i interest anyone in some post-r&r vibes that are not developed enough to become actual fic? mini sky-fic thread or??
September 18, 2025 at 8:55 AM
sometimes ed texts stede an 'im in the bath :)' This is code for 'come wash my hair 4 me 🥺' 9 times out of 10 stede comes running. one time he's on the phone and he doesn't see the text, and so ed starts sending him selfies in which he looks increasingly sad. (1/2)
Link to “The Sea Kings” by William Goldman for those who want to read
@jilliansauers.bsky.social thank you for this. I found it and my mind is absolutely blown right now! RT for anyone else that had no idea
www.reddit.com/r/Screenwrit...
www.reddit.com/r/Screenwrit...
September 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Link to “The Sea Kings” by William Goldman for those who want to read