ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid!
@shalamarr.bsky.social
60. She/her. I own ‘alf ze pyramid, plus I write OFMD fics (https://archiveofourown.org/users/Shalamarr/works. I also love “Deadloch”, “Good Omens”, and “WWDITS”.
Watching “MASH”, and when BJ announced that he’d met a chopper pilot, my immediate response was a lascivious “Hell YEAH, you did! Bomp chicka wa wa!”. (Turned out that it was a platonic fishing trip. No yaoi at all. Fandom has corrupted me.)
November 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Watching “MASH”, and when BJ announced that he’d met a chopper pilot, my immediate response was a lascivious “Hell YEAH, you did! Bomp chicka wa wa!”. (Turned out that it was a platonic fishing trip. No yaoi at all. Fandom has corrupted me.)
Watching “A Man on the Inside”, which was probably an alternate title for “Heated -“ *gunshot*
#HeatedRivalry #SorryNotSorry
#HeatedRivalry #SorryNotSorry
November 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Watching “A Man on the Inside”, which was probably an alternate title for “Heated -“ *gunshot*
#HeatedRivalry #SorryNotSorry
#HeatedRivalry #SorryNotSorry
I’ve started mine, and I’m having a blast!
FOR LOVE, ACTUALLY
Draw inspiration from any of the "L,A" plot lines with any characters from “OFMD.” No length limits. No content limits. Only rules 1) All fics posted on Xmas Day, 2025 🎄 and 2) fics added to the A03 collection “For Love, Actually."
Which love inspires you? Have you started? ❤️❤️❤️
Draw inspiration from any of the "L,A" plot lines with any characters from “OFMD.” No length limits. No content limits. Only rules 1) All fics posted on Xmas Day, 2025 🎄 and 2) fics added to the A03 collection “For Love, Actually."
Which love inspires you? Have you started? ❤️❤️❤️
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’ve started mine, and I’m having a blast!
I’m going to leave politics out of it and merely say that someone desperately needs @sambaschutte.bsky.social’s Death By Cheese recipe. Seriously the best macaroni and cheese dish EVER.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’m going to leave politics out of it and merely say that someone desperately needs @sambaschutte.bsky.social’s Death By Cheese recipe. Seriously the best macaroni and cheese dish EVER.
Luckily, we #OurFlagMeansDeath fans know where we can find snail forks. #OFMD
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
“It’s very surprising because they stole 450 kilos of snail meat.”
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
stzl.ink
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Luckily, we #OurFlagMeansDeath fans know where we can find snail forks. #OFMD
Good Lord, y’all. #HeatedRivalry is SO GOOD.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Good Lord, y’all. #HeatedRivalry is SO GOOD.
Happy Thanksgiving to all my pirate pals who celebrate. And if you want to post photos of your meals so that I can drool by proxy, go right ahead. ☺️🍗🥧
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all my pirate pals who celebrate. And if you want to post photos of your meals so that I can drool by proxy, go right ahead. ☺️🍗🥧
I’ve said, many times, that the only worth Trump sees in a woman is whether or not he considers her fuckable.
The New York Times produced a detailed, data-driven report on President Trump showing signs of aging. The president, 79, responded by calling the female reporter who co-wrote the story “ugly.” https://cnn.it/48idUFL
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’ve said, many times, that the only worth Trump sees in a woman is whether or not he considers her fuckable.
Doing a bump for my fic “Moonlight Becomes You”, because I commissioned an incredible artwork from @adhdedteach.bsky.social and I want to show it off! https://archiveofourown.org/works/46449316
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Doing a bump for my fic “Moonlight Becomes You”, because I commissioned an incredible artwork from @adhdedteach.bsky.social and I want to show it off! https://archiveofourown.org/works/46449316
I just saw a Reddit post in which OP had discovered that their colleague was using ChatGPT to do 90% of their work for them. The sheer volume of comments like “So? Good for them. Work smarter, not harder” made me want to rip my hair out.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I just saw a Reddit post in which OP had discovered that their colleague was using ChatGPT to do 90% of their work for them. The sheer volume of comments like “So? Good for them. Work smarter, not harder” made me want to rip my hair out.
Not to mention that Tijuana Bibles began in the 1920s. If you’re not familiar, they were small hand-drawn comic books, and “common themes included explicit sexual escapades involving well-known fictional or real-life personalities” (from Wikipedia).
just saw someone on tumblr describe HP as “the first fandom” like. I know you people are desperate to keep funding a transphobe bc the thought of reading any other book is too hard for you but this is housewives writing kirk/spock fanfic in carefully xerox’d fanzines erasure and I won’t stand for it
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Not to mention that Tijuana Bibles began in the 1920s. If you’re not familiar, they were small hand-drawn comic books, and “common themes included explicit sexual escapades involving well-known fictional or real-life personalities” (from Wikipedia).
The next episode of #Pluribus is dropping early AND I get to start watching #HeatedRivalry? Is it my birthday and no one told me?
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The next episode of #Pluribus is dropping early AND I get to start watching #HeatedRivalry? Is it my birthday and no one told me?
Look what I got! My delightful calendar from @politestmenace.bsky.social !
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Look what I got! My delightful calendar from @politestmenace.bsky.social !
Are any of y’all going to watch “Heated Rivalry” when it drops next week? My heart will always belong to our beloved pirates, but damn if Shane and Ilya aren’t capturing me, too.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Are any of y’all going to watch “Heated Rivalry” when it drops next week? My heart will always belong to our beloved pirates, but damn if Shane and Ilya aren’t capturing me, too.
TW: REFERENCE TO DRINKING
My husband, yesterday at noon: “Want some wine?”.
Me: “Uhh …”.
Him, realizing: “No, I mean do you want me to BUY you some while I’m out.”
Me: “Oh, I thought you were offering to pour me a glass. And, I gotta say, I was this close to saying ‘Sure, why not.’”
My husband, yesterday at noon: “Want some wine?”.
Me: “Uhh …”.
Him, realizing: “No, I mean do you want me to BUY you some while I’m out.”
Me: “Oh, I thought you were offering to pour me a glass. And, I gotta say, I was this close to saying ‘Sure, why not.’”
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
TW: REFERENCE TO DRINKING
My husband, yesterday at noon: “Want some wine?”.
Me: “Uhh …”.
Him, realizing: “No, I mean do you want me to BUY you some while I’m out.”
Me: “Oh, I thought you were offering to pour me a glass. And, I gotta say, I was this close to saying ‘Sure, why not.’”
My husband, yesterday at noon: “Want some wine?”.
Me: “Uhh …”.
Him, realizing: “No, I mean do you want me to BUY you some while I’m out.”
Me: “Oh, I thought you were offering to pour me a glass. And, I gotta say, I was this close to saying ‘Sure, why not.’”
Presenting chapter 3 of “Daft and Dewy-Eyed Dopes”. Ed and Stede try to avoid each other as college life begins, but we all know that isn’t going to work. https://archiveofourown.org/works/73893221/chapters/194954856
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Presenting chapter 3 of “Daft and Dewy-Eyed Dopes”. Ed and Stede try to avoid each other as college life begins, but we all know that isn’t going to work. https://archiveofourown.org/works/73893221/chapters/194954856
Behold, my poop nipples from @sambaschutte.bsky.social ‘s class! 😄 They aren’t pretty, but I think they’ll taste good. And Samba, I tried the ice cream scoop trick for a couple of them, and they seemed to turn out okay!
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Behold, my poop nipples from @sambaschutte.bsky.social ‘s class! 😄 They aren’t pretty, but I think they’ll taste good. And Samba, I tried the ice cream scoop trick for a couple of them, and they seemed to turn out okay!
A day late, but here it is - “Seeing the Light”, a silly and fluffy Gentlebeard #OFMDfluffvember fic. Hope you like it!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/74488081
https://archiveofourown.org/works/74488081
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM
A day late, but here it is - “Seeing the Light”, a silly and fluffy Gentlebeard #OFMDfluffvember fic. Hope you like it!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/74488081
https://archiveofourown.org/works/74488081
HBO Max has bought “Heated Rivalry”, and I’m really happy for my American friends who still have a subscription and want to watch it, but why stop there? Give us season three of our gay pirate show, too! #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
HBO Max has bought “Heated Rivalry”, and I’m really happy for my American friends who still have a subscription and want to watch it, but why stop there? Give us season three of our gay pirate show, too! #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
For #TakeTwoTuesday, and because yesterday was this one's ficaversary, here's another look at "Heavy Petting". It's got Gentlebeard fluff as well as actual fluff provided by three adorable kittens - and, best of all, a podfic from @babykraken.bsky.social! archiveofourown.org/works/51658306
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
For #TakeTwoTuesday, and because yesterday was this one's ficaversary, here's another look at "Heavy Petting". It's got Gentlebeard fluff as well as actual fluff provided by three adorable kittens - and, best of all, a podfic from @babykraken.bsky.social! archiveofourown.org/works/51658306
I confess that I rarely buy a book these days that’s not by Stephen King, but I’m making an exception for “Heated Rivalry”. The upcoming show looks fire.
November 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I confess that I rarely buy a book these days that’s not by Stephen King, but I’m making an exception for “Heated Rivalry”. The upcoming show looks fire.
Here comes the second chapter of “Daft and Dewy-Eyed Dopes”, in which we meet Ed and feast our eyes on @self-induljennt.bsky.social’s fab art. Oh, and a wager begins. #workskin#workskin" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://archiveofourown.org/works/73893221/chapters/193946381#workskin
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Here comes the second chapter of “Daft and Dewy-Eyed Dopes”, in which we meet Ed and feast our eyes on @self-induljennt.bsky.social’s fab art. Oh, and a wager begins. #workskin#workskin" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://archiveofourown.org/works/73893221/chapters/193946381#workskin
I gotta say, one of the advantages of being an Old is being able to tell your daughter and her friends "Ooh, I'd love to join you for that three-hour shopping spree, but I need a nap" - and no-one questions you.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I gotta say, one of the advantages of being an Old is being able to tell your daughter and her friends "Ooh, I'd love to join you for that three-hour shopping spree, but I need a nap" - and no-one questions you.
My daughter chose her wedding dress today. Tears might have been shed. 😭
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My daughter chose her wedding dress today. Tears might have been shed. 😭
Y’know, “Heated Rivalry” is already generating a ton of buzz, and it hasn’t even begun airing yet. And it ain’t because folks are crazy about hockey. Almost as though a series about a gay romance will rack up the numbers, eh David Zaslav?
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Y’know, “Heated Rivalry” is already generating a ton of buzz, and it hasn’t even begun airing yet. And it ain’t because folks are crazy about hockey. Almost as though a series about a gay romance will rack up the numbers, eh David Zaslav?