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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid!

@shalamarr.bsky.social

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60. She/her. I own ‘alf ze pyramid, plus I write OFMD fics (https://archiveofourown.org/users/Shalamarr/works. I also love “Deadloch”, “Good Omens”, and “WWDITS”.

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2h

Sounds like a plan.

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2h

YES SAME

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2h

Argh, now I really want to write this! But I’ve got so many WIPs! What to do …

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 13h

Right? I wasn’t quite at the right age to see it when it first aired, but I saw it pre-Internet, which was pretty damn close.

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 13h

“I have a message. Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake’s plane … was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in … there were no survivors.”

That scene still hits me like a cannon ball to the gut. #MASH

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 19h

Here you go!

Stede and Ed, doing their “Blackbeard’s Bar and Grill and Other Delicacies and Delights” bit.

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 19h

Aw, yay! 🥰

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 22h

For #TakeTwoTuesday, and because yesterday was this fic’s third (!) anniversary, here’s “The Cat and the Kraken”. It wasn’t my first fic, or my first attempt at a multi-chapter, but I’m pretty proud of it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/42357216

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

Me too, so here’s my contribution to #TaikaTuesday. He’s telling you - yes, YOU - that you’re amazing and the world is a better place because you’re in it.

Taika, wearing a comfy looking sweatshirt as well as a baseball cap and glasses, pointing at the camera.

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

That shy-yet-flirty shoulder shimmy I CAN’T 😭

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

Thank you! And yay, good for them being happy together!

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

Oh good, it’s not just me!

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no. That’s awful.

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

The hottest onscreen kiss of all time.

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

Raven, I am but a weak and fragile person!

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

Honestly, I get it.

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

My beloved!

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 1d

This was me the other day with the guy repairing our stove!

Molly the cat: SQUEAK
Me: Sorry, she always has to introduce herself to everyone.
Repair guy (happily): No problem! The best part of this job is playing with people’s pets.

debs 🏴‍☠️🩸 @edstede.bsky.social · 1d

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me, to pumbler; I'm so sorry about the cat, he thinks everyone is his best friend
plumber: it's okay, I'm used to people's cats.
:: two minutes later, from the other room::
plumber: mister smitten, you are a born plumber; after this we will get a nice sandwich

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

Based on true life events. My husband and I do this all the time. 🥰

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

Stede and Ed are sitting side by side on their couch, reading. Stede holds out his hand to Ed without looking, knowing that he’ll take it. And he does, wordlessly. #OFMD

ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

Ed’s flexing butt cheeks …

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

Happy birthday! Also, “steps out into eternity” goes really damn hard.

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

Wake up babe a new “there was a wall behind Stede and Ed during the beach kiss” just dropped

a man says i 'm sorry with a pop logo in the background

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

I’m here for Ed’s magical mucous!

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ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid! @shalamarr.bsky.social · 2d

Stede and Ed are sitting side by side on their couch, reading. Stede holds out his hand to Ed without looking, knowing that he’ll take it. And he does, wordlessly. #OFMD

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