Pa Raptor the Raptor
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I once witnessed the middle Lawrence brother battle computer viruses online and it changed me.
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Have you ever separated the art from the artist? Physically?
A historic run cut short by an obvious metaphor.
November 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A historic run cut short by an obvious metaphor.
People who say Hall and Oates will never perform together again just straight up don’t understand how coercion works.
June 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
People who say Hall and Oates will never perform together again just straight up don’t understand how coercion works.
Joe: Jamie, pull that up
*picture of boobs is shown*
Joe: Thats crazy
*picture of boobs is shown*
Joe: Thats crazy
June 17, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Joe: Jamie, pull that up
*picture of boobs is shown*
Joe: Thats crazy
*picture of boobs is shown*
Joe: Thats crazy
Had a roommate that pronounced it as “Sons of an Archie” and it still fucks me up.
June 17, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Had a roommate that pronounced it as “Sons of an Archie” and it still fucks me up.
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this is how i wanna go out
May 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
this is how i wanna go out
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What’s wild is that none of these guys would say “happy to contribute to the greater good” if this was about raising their taxes 0.01% to pay for a universal free school lunch program, they just say it about the thing that doesn’t help anyone and is being done for no reason
April 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What’s wild is that none of these guys would say “happy to contribute to the greater good” if this was about raising their taxes 0.01% to pay for a universal free school lunch program, they just say it about the thing that doesn’t help anyone and is being done for no reason
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israel is committing genocide against palestine and the foundation of the united states is being torn apart to punish the people who think this is bad.
March 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
israel is committing genocide against palestine and the foundation of the united states is being torn apart to punish the people who think this is bad.
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Despite democrats holding power for the majority of my lifetime, the far right is on track to achieve its every goal, and next to nothing I’ve cared about and voted for has happened. That’s what we got for voting for democrats. No solutions, just fascism.
March 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Despite democrats holding power for the majority of my lifetime, the far right is on track to achieve its every goal, and next to nothing I’ve cared about and voted for has happened. That’s what we got for voting for democrats. No solutions, just fascism.
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“waaaahhhh there are too many blue MAGA ppl here” clearly you’re not following enough trans ppl and communists, sorry
March 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
“waaaahhhh there are too many blue MAGA ppl here” clearly you’re not following enough trans ppl and communists, sorry
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Slotkin opening up her Democratic Response by saying she worked for the CIA and George W Bush lol cooked party
March 5, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Slotkin opening up her Democratic Response by saying she worked for the CIA and George W Bush lol cooked party
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Just learned from one of his friends that George Lowe, voice of the titular character from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, has died.
R.I.P., George
R.I.P., George
March 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just learned from one of his friends that George Lowe, voice of the titular character from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, has died.
R.I.P., George
R.I.P., George
Been working on a new type of diarrhea that’s easier to spell.
March 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Been working on a new type of diarrhea that’s easier to spell.
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hi I'm not doing great mentally so if anyone would like to donate to the "beth visiting mom" fund I'd be eternally grateful.
$wheredthesodago
on the apps. even just a share helps. thanks guys
$wheredthesodago
on the apps. even just a share helps. thanks guys
February 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
hi I'm not doing great mentally so if anyone would like to donate to the "beth visiting mom" fund I'd be eternally grateful.
$wheredthesodago
on the apps. even just a share helps. thanks guys
$wheredthesodago
on the apps. even just a share helps. thanks guys
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sometimes I'll be in a shit mood and go post on Rednote and someone will send me something like this like "does this help??". Yes. Thank you random lesbian from Guangzhou. That actually helps tremendously.
February 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
sometimes I'll be in a shit mood and go post on Rednote and someone will send me something like this like "does this help??". Yes. Thank you random lesbian from Guangzhou. That actually helps tremendously.
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Hey everybody! Suddenly Times of Israel is listening to the UN about ‘abhorrent and cruel’!
Wait till they find out the shit Israel's done according to the UN that qualifies!
The will lose their damn minds.
Wait till they find out the shit Israel's done according to the UN that qualifies!
The will lose their damn minds.
February 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hey everybody! Suddenly Times of Israel is listening to the UN about ‘abhorrent and cruel’!
Wait till they find out the shit Israel's done according to the UN that qualifies!
The will lose their damn minds.
Wait till they find out the shit Israel's done according to the UN that qualifies!
The will lose their damn minds.
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People are usually surprised to hear that male juggalos die after mating.
February 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
People are usually surprised to hear that male juggalos die after mating.
Had the talk with Mr Beast at church this morning.
February 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Had the talk with Mr Beast at church this morning.
Looks like WAPGoblin was banned on Twitter so I have to repost this here.
January 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Looks like WAPGoblin was banned on Twitter so I have to repost this here.
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hi, white people expert here! this is not funny, white people only do this when they’re in extreme comfort.
Guys, it's clearly a Roman salute. Ya know, when the Romans were over run by Nazis and all became Nazis
January 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
hi, white people expert here! this is not funny, white people only do this when they’re in extreme comfort.
You can make pretty good money washing your legs 2-4 times per shower and then selling those offsets to your lazy white friends.
January 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
You can make pretty good money washing your legs 2-4 times per shower and then selling those offsets to your lazy white friends.
Got in trouble for calling out one of our cats online. Here she is catching some rest like an angel.
January 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Got in trouble for calling out one of our cats online. Here she is catching some rest like an angel.