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Panini, Harbinger of Chaos

@paniniville.bsky.social

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they/them artist, writer, programmer, aspiring twitch streamer. your local shapeshifting eldritch horror in the form of a fat, friendly golden retriever :3c expect AuDHD nonsense, Warframe, FFXIV, art, memes, and more! NOTE: NSFW CONTENT POSSIBLE!

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Panini, Harbinger of Chaos @paniniville.bsky.social · 18h

nate puts his whole pussy into being an obnoxious asshole to Do Crime To Capitalists and i can respect that

Panini, Harbinger of Chaos @paniniville.bsky.social · 18h

i do so love how Nathan Ford Leverage has one (1) Guy he can play, and that Guy is "Insufferable Bastard Whose Face Needs To Be Punched Immediately", but he plays that Guy impeccably and with his whole chest

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Cross "GrandpaLearnHitbox" Mirage @crossmirage.bsky.social · 1d

mushroom boy and corpus crewman (translations in alt text)

#warframe #art #doodle #nokko

corpus crewman: tell me the orokin secrets you fungal piece of shit

nokko: the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

corpus crewman cocking the gun, tears streaming down his helmet: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Panini, Harbinger of Chaos @paniniville.bsky.social · 1d

anyway dont go to ttrpg characters for political advice

Panini, Harbinger of Chaos @paniniville.bsky.social · 1d

"Even I'm not stupid enough to think I can take down entire governments."
"You think you can take down gods, though??"
"Yeah."
"WHAT'S THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE???"
"Action economy :)"

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Panini, Harbinger of Chaos @paniniville.bsky.social · 1d

i feel immensely guilty for realizing im probably too fucking disabled to manage no kings 2

i dont think i can stand or walk for four hours straight and im like three days into a lower back/hip/leg pain flare-up hhhh

wish there was like a no kings die-in or like... something i can do from home...

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Soraya Nadia McDonald @sorayanadiamcdonald.com · 1d

tonight is the night I became Dale Gribble and blocked the feds

Dale Gribble in a courtroom holding a cigarette.

To judge: I'm not questioning your authority. I'm completely denying its existence.

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 1d

Peaky Blinders meme: No fighting with regime-run accounts. No fucking fighting with regime-run accounts!

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Panini, Harbinger of Chaos @paniniville.bsky.social · 1d

any time i try to pitch Leverage to someone who hasn't seen it, i can say things like "they go directly for the US Government's throat in episode TWO" and they think its hyperbole

it is not

(WATCH LEVERAGE)

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Saer | Completely normal about Alad V @saer-art.com · 3d

There's still time to donate to cancer research and get a chance at owning this cool MR30 slate!

#warframe #tennocreate #qtcc #CancerResearch

Saer | Completely normal about Alad V @saer-art.com · 15d

Want a chance at owning this one of a kind QTCC Mastery Slate? Donate 15$CAD or more to my Quest to Conquer Cancer Campaign over here: tilt.fyi/MDWhNyZADr

#warframe #qtcc #conquera

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 2d

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

The Pope tweets: "The poor are not there by chance or by blind and cruel fate. Nor, for most of them, is poverty a choice. Yet, there are those who still presume to make this claim, thus revealing their own blindness and cruelty. #DilexiTe"

Someone replies: "I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again after the disaster that Francis was, guess we just get Francis 2.0 now and I am heartbroken. How do I stay a Catholic now...I don't want to lose faith but I am. You belong to someone else, not God."

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Panini, Harbinger of Chaos @paniniville.bsky.social · 2d

Screencap of a tweet by the user @Ralphium (display name Mohubedu) that says "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system"

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Panini, Harbinger of Chaos @paniniville.bsky.social · 2d

(doing a video tour of an apartment for out of state partners)
"how big is the tub? it's hard to tell."
"uhhhh..." [rustling sounds] [PLAP] "poptart for scale"
"that works"
"we are now using international poptart units for measurement"

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ChatsVoid @chatsvoid.bsky.social · 2d

This body is mine…

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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 2d

sean connery in a suit with a quote bubble

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2d

Tumblr post from user "iduggestforcefem"

I have a suggestion

dragon-in-a-fez

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

isuggesteatingtherich

i have a suggestion

dragon-in-a-fez

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

dragon-in-a-fez

sorry I thought you were someone else

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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 2d

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way.
Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto-

Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen.
Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic?

Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all.
Extremely realistic Green: Of course.

Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion.
Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag?
Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · 2d

no one is allowed to make fun of useless redactions in video game lore documents

Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 2d

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
NATIONAL TRANSPORTATION SAFETY BOARD
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Investigation of:
LOSS OF THE SUBMARINE TITAN
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC OCEAN
ON JUNE 18, 2023
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Accident No.:
*********** * * * * * *
Interview of:
Co-designer/Pilot
Deepsea Challenger
DCA23FM036
via Microsoft Teams
Friday,
July 26, 2024

INTERVIEW OF
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BY LCDR
11 Q. So how did you get yourself started into submersible
12 operations?
13
A.
Well, I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic.
When I
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set down the path to make that film, the first thing that I did
15
was arrange to be introduced to the head of the submersible
16
program at the P.P. Shirshov Institute in Moscow, a guy named
17|
Professor
I. I did that through a mutual friend
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of ours, a guy named
, who is one of the preeminent
underwater cinematographers in the world. And had been on a
20
submersible expedition out to Titanic the previous year with the
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Russians. And that was organized by a Canadian company that was
22 doing an IMAX film which was released under the title Titanica.

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Katie Walsh @katiewalshstx.bsky.social · 2d

Goddamn @theamynicholson.bsky.social COOKED with this FRANKENSTEIN review. Bow down to one of the greats. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...

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A. Adams @aadams.bsky.social · 2d

“United we ribbit, divided we croak”.

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Saer | Completely normal about Alad V @saer-art.com · 2d

To book: www.saer-art.com/booking

Booking | website

www.saer-art.com

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Saer | Completely normal about Alad V @saer-art.com · 2d

Stalker tattoo wannado 👀 This one's up for grabs, similar size to the Eleanor/Arthur pieces I did, full color, arm/leg placement! I'm in Portland, OR.

#warframe #tennocreate #warframefanart #tattooartist #warframe1999 #warframestalker

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Pug @pugu.bsky.social · 4d

아 머리아파

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 4d

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Panini, Harbinger of Chaos @paniniville.bsky.social · 4d

museums need curators as much as they need artists :3

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