JP
@palenske.bsky.social
Richmond via Los Angeles, Dallas and Kansas. Amateur chef, home renovation addict. #Dogs #Food #Travel #Design
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Flight time from DCA to JFK:
~40 mins.
Time spent waiting for my bag: 42 minutes and counting.
@americanair.bsky.social genuinely sucks these days.
~40 mins.
Time spent waiting for my bag: 42 minutes and counting.
@americanair.bsky.social genuinely sucks these days.
November 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Flight time from DCA to JFK:
~40 mins.
Time spent waiting for my bag: 42 minutes and counting.
@americanair.bsky.social genuinely sucks these days.
~40 mins.
Time spent waiting for my bag: 42 minutes and counting.
@americanair.bsky.social genuinely sucks these days.
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gave out old Bluesky invite codes to trick or treaters this year. they set my lawn on fire and called me a bitch
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
gave out old Bluesky invite codes to trick or treaters this year. they set my lawn on fire and called me a bitch
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
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Saw one of these signs on a long New England road trip last weekend.
It reminded me: We used to teach people how to drive. And that lanes had different functions.
Tell us about those days, grandpa ... [sobs quietly into beer]
It reminded me: We used to teach people how to drive. And that lanes had different functions.
Tell us about those days, grandpa ... [sobs quietly into beer]
September 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Saw one of these signs on a long New England road trip last weekend.
It reminded me: We used to teach people how to drive. And that lanes had different functions.
Tell us about those days, grandpa ... [sobs quietly into beer]
It reminded me: We used to teach people how to drive. And that lanes had different functions.
Tell us about those days, grandpa ... [sobs quietly into beer]
“Everybody Loves Raymond” was quite possibly the least funny, most deeply annoying super-popular TV comedy in history.
Their Emmy appearance further reinforced my assessment.
Their Emmy appearance further reinforced my assessment.
September 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Everybody Loves Raymond” was quite possibly the least funny, most deeply annoying super-popular TV comedy in history.
Their Emmy appearance further reinforced my assessment.
Their Emmy appearance further reinforced my assessment.
Some of y’all can’t handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows.
June 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Some of y’all can’t handle two high agency males going at it and it really shows.
Congrats, brilliant person I don’t know. You won the internet today. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Congrats, brilliant person I don’t know. You won the internet today. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Proud of my brother and sister-in-law for their 39 years of service to our country!
Air Force Brig. Gen. Thomas Palenske relinquished command of the 36th Wing on Guam this week, marking the end of a 39-year career during which he cultivated a vibrant online presence and guided the island's forces through one of the most destructive storms in decades. (from @alexmwilson.bsky.social)
Palenske signs off: 36th Wing commander on Guam ends 39-year Air Force career
Brig. Gen. Thomas Palenske, who guided the 36th Wing through one of Guam’s most destructive storms in decades, stepped down Thursday, marking the end of a 39-year military career defined by an unortho...
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May 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Proud of my brother and sister-in-law for their 39 years of service to our country!
I’m fairly certain that if @trinitythetuck.bsky.social sued Phoenix’s face for copyright infringement, she’d win. #TemuTrinity
May 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m fairly certain that if @trinitythetuck.bsky.social sued Phoenix’s face for copyright infringement, she’d win. #TemuTrinity
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It's OK when Andre 3000 does it, but the rest of you should not carry a piano like that.
May 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It's OK when Andre 3000 does it, but the rest of you should not carry a piano like that.
When did @bringatrailer.bsky.social turn into CarMax?
March 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When did @bringatrailer.bsky.social turn into CarMax?
Little earthquake in LA just now. Felt it in Ladera Heights.
February 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Little earthquake in LA just now. Felt it in Ladera Heights.
If Dolly and Willie both say it’s a country album, your opinion is moot. #CowboyCarter
February 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
If Dolly and Willie both say it’s a country album, your opinion is moot. #CowboyCarter
OMG guys I loved The Italian Job. I’m sure this is totally legit.
January 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
OMG guys I loved The Italian Job. I’m sure this is totally legit.
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Starting over. Again. Hopefully for the last time!
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✅ Bluesky
Starting over. Again. Hopefully for the last time!
January 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
❌ Twitter
❌ Threads
✅ Bluesky
Starting over. Again. Hopefully for the last time!
❌ Threads
✅ Bluesky
Starting over. Again. Hopefully for the last time!