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Bea (local failure, local girl)
@pageoflife413.bsky.social
professional funny little guy - 25

born to dilly dally, forced to participate in capitalism :(
(icon drawn by @c0rps3g0bbl3r.bsky.social, i'm shilling for him out of love borne from my own heart)
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November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Theory - the enduring popularity of superheroes and the relatability of the secret identity is a function of how many of us are forced to to split our lives between who we want to be, and who we're forced to disguise ourselves as in order to survive under capitalism.
December 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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nevermind im laughing so hard im got lightheaded
December 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Kinda on a Vector-drawing kick for some reason
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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There are very many cool artists and im grateful for the internet for allowing me to find them
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Honestly, people calling creators the "petite bourgeoisie" makes me want to snap.

We're working folk. And we work really hard. For next to nothing.

We're not lounging around eating bonbons. We're trying to figure out how we're going to be able to pay rent next month.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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America desperately needs a “Technology Bill of Rights“ that will hold these companies accountable.
December 2, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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I’m really pushing myself with the environments in this book, trying to create a fictional world that feels lived in is not a strong suit of mine but I’m trying my best !!!! And yeah it’s all drawn by hand because I am of sound mind
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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The 🧲 MAX PLUSH 🧢 is 10% off until December 1st as part of @makeship.bsky.social's Black Friday sale!

Now's your chance to grab it at a discount while you can!

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November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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@ people younger than me: if you ever wonder how much the internet has changed in the past ~20 years, the webcomic Kid Radd was intentionally designed to accommodate the sizeable demographic of people without a powerful enough internet connection to... load a 200px x 400px image in their browser
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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idk not to mention how very nuanced and normal the actual response here was
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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I love whenever articles like this are all “SEE THE UNREASONABLE ANGRY DEMANDS OF THIS SJW TEACHER” and the teacher’s comment are always “please actually cite sources and try not to call your classmates demonic”
November 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Please go support Yap Emporium's work and consider reporting the plagiarized content on this MILLION+ SUBSCRIBERS Roblox YouTubers channel. The balls it takes to put 'inspired by' when it's almost a 1 to 1 ripoff with personal anecdotes removed is insane. Fuck this guy.
A Roblox YouTuber with over a million subscribers just plagiarised my Rollercoaster World video, ngl I'm kinda kinda upset.

youtu.be/6peQxdHTPHg
Roblox YouTuber Steals My Video
YouTube video by Yap Bargain Bin
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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new sona of mine. her name is Mousan :) its like mason. but mouse
November 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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A new addition to my Switch indie collection arrived yesterday...
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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The original Let It Die was famous for its absolutely amazing soundtrack. Akira Yamaoka went and got in touch with a HUNDRED of his favourite indie bands and commissioned each to do a track named 'let it die'. The result was borderline mystical.

They're AI-generating the music here.

Fuck that.
The Let it Die sequel - Let it Die: Inferno - which is coming out next week (4th December), seems to have been built using a considerable amount of generative AI. https://bit.ly/4ol7lIA
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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As always: the best way to protect kids online is to pass strong legislation that protects EVERYONE from Big Tech's surveillance capitalist business model & breaks their monopolies so that people can have social media and tech tools that serve community needs. Nothing in this package looks like that
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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For just ⏱️2️⃣4️⃣ HOURS, EVERYTHING, and we mean EVERYTHING, is 50% OFF! This is the largest sale of the year for us, and a prime way to support us outside of campaigns! Get that one eye-catching title you wanted, and maybe a little extra for a friend! Treat yourself! Now's the time!
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November 28, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM