mel thomas
@pagemelt.bsky.social
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hi! 😃 i couldn't help but notice that scrolling is sapping your will to live! may i offer u a video essay in these trying times?
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be your own algorithm
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if i get a say in what people remember me for when i'm dead, may i suggest my preternatural tolerance for bad artificial grape flavoring. if it's purple and it says "grape" i will eat it and probably like it at least a little
i just love to see what people are doing up in there, yk. going to hudson news! eating a cinnabon! looking out the big windows at planes! wow!!
my favorite thing that happens on social media is when people i follow on instagram are killing time at the airport and so they post a bunch of stories about being at the airport
ahh thank you so much! I seriously can't recommend Dilla Time enough, it's one of the best nonfiction books I've ever read
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For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit
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LLM AI exists to crush labour. That's not even my surmise, the people paying billions of dollars to fund this stuff are extremely open and explicit that this is their goal.

There are no ethical use cases for LLMs at this point in time. Maybe when the bubble has popped thoroughly. Not before.
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hey sorry, can’t. busy.
Image with the photographer holding a cigrette and a pint of beer. Across the table is Snoopy also holding a cigarette but drinking root beer. It’s night time on a city street and there’s a bright McDonald’s sign across the way
he wasn't wrong!! emotionally AND sonically
and ofc i've got the canonical version on my website, which has an RSS feed you can subscribe to, etc etc: pagemelt.zone/rss.xml
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tarot is great because it's never pretending to be something it's not. the cards are just prisms to look at your life through, but YOU are doing the work
no judgment, no irony: if you're one of these people who's started using chatgpt for quasi-therapy, you should look into tarot reading. a friend gave me a great reading last week, and it felt like flossing
they're back baybeee, the kids love em
everybody loves to denigrate BookTok books but when a 19-year-old covered in cybersigiglism tattoos comes across my FYP holding up a paperback 9 times out of 10 it's East of Eden. I'm not joking. And if it's not that it's Lonesome Dove
having a paranoid delusion about everybody posting in a way that is designed to annoy me specifically
nevertheless I bravely soldier on
Blue Diamond habenero BBQ almonds
crashing out at Kroger because the security alarm has been screeching for several minutes and Blue Diamond apparently doesn't make their sweet Thai chili flavored almonds anymore
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the cultural crisis is straightforward: there are no longer any formal consequences for blatantly anti-social behavior, and the rest of us are constantly just getting lectured that we have to put up with these assholes making our lives worse
Imagine if NPR had actually talked to safe streets advocates for this story and learned how the solutions to drivers killing people is not, in fact, victim blaming
You've heard of defensive driving — driving practices to help you stay safe on the road, like reducing your speed in bad weather or signaling before switching lanes. But what about defensive walking and cycling?
my sources are telling me that caleb hammer—the personal finance podcaster who berates and humiliates his guests before recirculating their stories to a bloodthirsty audience on tiktok for clout—is a huge jerk, and i am shocked, shOCKEd, i tell u