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Sean Scott
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Your database is down because you didn't listen to me.

I put databases in containers so I can cook, buy knives, run & give dogs the life they deserve. He/him.

Backup≠Recovery. Dogs>People. Trans Rights=Human Rights.
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HARVARD BUSINESS REVIEW: “.. In our in-progress research, we discovered that AI tools didn’t reduce work, they consistently intensified it.”

hbr.org/2026/02/ai-d...
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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1/ ProPublica collected handwritten letters in mid-January from children held at the Dilley Immigration Processing Center, the same facility where 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was taken.

Hundreds of kids are still detained.

We’ll let the children’s words speak for themselves. 🧵
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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theres a video of jon hamm dancing on the sidelines and people are calling him tío jamón
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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"However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Those using code RAPTURE20 on DraftKings can get bonus bets, try the parlay with the Seahawks getting a pick 6 in the third quarter." (Matthew 24:36)
February 8, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Oh for fuck's sake"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"The answer to your question is in the module handbook"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Don't use gerunds in headlines and crossheads, for the love of God."
February 7, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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This article is almost 10 years old but remains evergreen.

"The line on men has been that they're the only gender qualified to hold important jobs and too incompetent to be responsible for their conduct."
The myth of the male bumbler
How manipulative men use one of our culture's most muscular myths — that men are clueless — and weaponize it into an alibi
theweek.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Is it good when your YouTube ad—for a product with a name eerily similar to something a masked man famously used to kill a Sicilian—features an "ER doctor" (who appears to be evading authorities in the backyard of a Boca Raton repo) telling me in bold letters that it's totes safe?
February 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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In the March 1981 issue of the @bulletinatomic.bsky.social, conflict resolution expert and Harvard Law School professor Roger Fisher described his “quite simple” idea to force US presidents to viscerally confront the lethal consequences of ordering a nuclear attack. books.google.com/books/about/...
June 20, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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Ho-lee shit this is cool.
I went to a camel festival in the Gobi Desert this morning, a celebration of nomadic life, and it was absolutely amazing
January 31, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college.
1. Physics 311
2. Astronomy 220
3. Physics 417
4. Mathematics 330
5. Anthropology 201
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:
1. Marine Biology (we got to go out on a boat!)
2. The History of the Holocaust
3. Logic and Critical Thinking
4. Eastern Religions
5. The French Revolution
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me five classes you took in college:

1. Origins of Nazism
2. Dante’s Divine Comedy
3. Behavioral Ecology & Conservation Biology
4. Principles of Evolution
5. Thinking and Speaking About Thinking and Speaking
January 31, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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19. I desperately want to know. Who woke up in the morning one morning and was like "screw it, I think I'm going to make this."

Michelangelo?
January 28, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
On second thought, no edit button.
Sending thoughts and prayers to everyone employed or represented or by Brad Finstad this morning.
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 PM
TIL that Arsenal fans are apparently known as "gooners" and I beg someone in team management to spend a few moments browsing urban dictionary.
January 25, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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You're sitting here arguing about how many of the people on Niemoller's poem we can feed them, and the realistic answer is that we must not allow them to do any of them. The red line is drawn across the first line of the first stanza.
January 25, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Stop referring to ICE and CBP as law enforcement. They're Violence Workers.
January 25, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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I spent the most formative years of my political life reading headlines like this seemingly every week.
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Cool, nice to see that America solved its school shooting problem by sending federal agents to *checks notes* extrajudicially black-bag citizens.
DAILY MEMO: About Five Schools Went Into Lockdown Do To Immigration Raids in Anaheim Today and A Question for Police

@eltragon.bsky.social
January 24, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I'm confident enough in my marriage to give my wife something like this this for Valentine's Day.
an axe with heart-shaped holes in the blade, japan, 14th century
January 24, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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Lmao the bubble is fit to burst, boys

This is a hysterical and insane choice, I hope they follow through!
January 22, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I mean he could have said Edmund Fitzgerald or Andria Doria or Bismarck or Hindenburg or Exxon Valdez or Moskva.
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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🧵ICE's tactics for arresting and holding observers and protestors is ever-shifting, and I'm hearing lots of different stories. Right now, my perspective is that these are your best practices:
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 AM
It's a bazooka, Michael, how much can it cost?
DENMARK PRIME MINISTER: I HOPE THAT WE CAN AVOID MEASURES SUCH AS THE BAZOOKA
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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“The very introduction of AI into the workplace appears to be disastrous for employee relations, suggests another study, which found that AI resulted in employees passing off low quality “workslop” with the expectation that someone else down the line would polish the AI’s shoddy output.”
January 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM