Oolon Coluphid
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Check out my bestselling books: “Where God Went Wrong”, “Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes”, and the newest one: “Who Is This God Person Anyway?”.
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October 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Even the Space Program used to be more fun in the past.
The Shapson Aquaplane, invented by S. Shapiro, being strapped onto Miss Margaret Travis.
February 27, 1935, Santa Monica, California.
The Shapson Aquaplane, invented by S. Shapiro, being strapped onto Miss Margaret Travis.
February 27, 1935, Santa Monica, California.
October 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Even the Space Program used to be more fun in the past.
The Shapson Aquaplane, invented by S. Shapiro, being strapped onto Miss Margaret Travis.
February 27, 1935, Santa Monica, California.
The Shapson Aquaplane, invented by S. Shapiro, being strapped onto Miss Margaret Travis.
February 27, 1935, Santa Monica, California.
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In a huge coincidence, a Bitcoin billionaire just-so-happened to put up massive leveraged bets against Bitcoin and Ethereum right before Trump posted about new tariffs on China, prompting a market crash.
$200m in profits instantly. $200m we know about, because they likely used many accounts.
$200m in profits instantly. $200m we know about, because they likely used many accounts.
Early Bitcoin Whale Shorted $1.1B Right Before Tariffs, Now Up $27M - How Did He Know?
Satoshi-era whale shorted $1.1B in BTC and ETH 30 minutes before Trump tariffs, banking $190M-$200M as liquidations hit $19.33B.
cryptonews.com
October 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
In a huge coincidence, a Bitcoin billionaire just-so-happened to put up massive leveraged bets against Bitcoin and Ethereum right before Trump posted about new tariffs on China, prompting a market crash.
$200m in profits instantly. $200m we know about, because they likely used many accounts.
$200m in profits instantly. $200m we know about, because they likely used many accounts.
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Mike Johnson’s abrupt closure of the House had more to do with stalling a congressional investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking operation than previously reported, and it appears to have been a direct response to the Treasury’s surrender of Epstein’s financial records.
SCOOP: Johnson closed House hours after Congress received Epstein’s financial records
The decision to shut down the House — and by extension the government — came hours after the Oversight Committee received documents from the US Treasury.
www.beltway.news
October 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Mike Johnson’s abrupt closure of the House had more to do with stalling a congressional investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking operation than previously reported, and it appears to have been a direct response to the Treasury’s surrender of Epstein’s financial records.
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“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
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Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Supreme Court: of course states can regulate, and restrict access to, medical procedures if there’s a compelling public interest
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
Colorado: (bans conversion therapy for minors)
Supreme Court: no not like that, we only meant abortion
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Pam Bondi’s evasiveness and defensiveness during Senate hearing Tuesday when asked about Jeffrey Epstein are what prosecutors call “consciousness of guilt.” In this case, she is guilty of covering up for those involved in Epstein sex ring. My article: deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/pam-bondi-...
Pam Bondi just reminded us that she's part of the Jeffrey Epstein cover up
Tuesday's Senate hearing gave us even more proof
deanobeidallah.substack.com
October 8, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Pam Bondi’s evasiveness and defensiveness during Senate hearing Tuesday when asked about Jeffrey Epstein are what prosecutors call “consciousness of guilt.” In this case, she is guilty of covering up for those involved in Epstein sex ring. My article: deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/pam-bondi-...
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Natural art.
Looking out from a limestone cave on the shores of Muckross Lake, Killarney.
Looking out from a limestone cave on the shores of Muckross Lake, Killarney.
October 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Natural art.
Looking out from a limestone cave on the shores of Muckross Lake, Killarney.
Looking out from a limestone cave on the shores of Muckross Lake, Killarney.
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Apple caved to the Trump DOJ and removed the anti-ICE apps from its App Store. Cowardice.
October 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Apple caved to the Trump DOJ and removed the anti-ICE apps from its App Store. Cowardice.
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Why doesn't the US have a general strike? Well you can point to culture or whatever but I think structure is of not immediate use here: does the US have organizations and institutions it can use to network, organize and mobilize a general strike? No.
October 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Why doesn't the US have a general strike? Well you can point to culture or whatever but I think structure is of not immediate use here: does the US have organizations and institutions it can use to network, organize and mobilize a general strike? No.
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This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.
October 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This morning, the Trump Administration’s Department of War gave me an ultimatum: call up your troops, or we will. It is absolutely outrageous and un-American to demand a Governor send military troops within our own borders and against our will.
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UNREAL: Apple and Google on Thursday removed apps that alert people when Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents are nearby following pressure from Attorney General Pam Bondi.
www.npr.org/2025/10/03/n...
www.npr.org/2025/10/03/n...
Legal experts condemn Apple bowing to White House's request to remove ICE tracking app
It's the latest example of tech giants bowing to pressure from the Trump administration. Legal experts say the developer of the app has free speech rights that may have been violated.
www.npr.org
October 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
UNREAL: Apple and Google on Thursday removed apps that alert people when Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents are nearby following pressure from Attorney General Pam Bondi.
www.npr.org/2025/10/03/n...
www.npr.org/2025/10/03/n...
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Gavin Newsom with the receipts!
October 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Gavin Newsom with the receipts!
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It took me a half second, but this was brilliant.
October 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It took me a half second, but this was brilliant.
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Lmao yo is this a joke? 🤣🤣
October 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Lmao yo is this a joke? 🤣🤣
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BREAKING: Apple has REMOVED the ICEBlock app from the App Store due to “objectionable content.” More billionaires bending the knee.
October 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
BREAKING: Apple has REMOVED the ICEBlock app from the App Store due to “objectionable content.” More billionaires bending the knee.
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📌 The entire world 🌎 is
laughing at America now 🐥
laughing at America now 🐥
October 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
📌 The entire world 🌎 is
laughing at America now 🐥
laughing at America now 🐥
Sollte ich mal dringend Urlaub brauchen, wird es Zeichen geben. Ich werde zum Beispiel erst an der Schlussformel in einer E-Mail – "Ich wünsche ein schönes verlängertes Wochenende" – merken, dass morgen ein Feiertag ist... 😫 Wünsche allen einen schönen Tag der Deutschen Einheit!
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October 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Sollte ich mal dringend Urlaub brauchen, wird es Zeichen geben. Ich werde zum Beispiel erst an der Schlussformel in einer E-Mail – "Ich wünsche ein schönes verlängertes Wochenende" – merken, dass morgen ein Feiertag ist... 😫 Wünsche allen einen schönen Tag der Deutschen Einheit!
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Whenever I see somebody online explaining the ways they know a kid is using ChatGPT to write a paper, I am sincerely glad I'm not a child anymore. Em dashes? Oxford commas? Enumerated lists? Complex contrasting sentences? I am a hyperlexic autistic and began writing like that in fourth grade.
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Whenever I see somebody online explaining the ways they know a kid is using ChatGPT to write a paper, I am sincerely glad I'm not a child anymore. Em dashes? Oxford commas? Enumerated lists? Complex contrasting sentences? I am a hyperlexic autistic and began writing like that in fourth grade.
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This is a VERY well crafted lawsuit.
1) Plaintiff is natural born.
2) He was detained 2X in a fast-growing part of Alabama, not in a city that Brett Kavanaugh could be easily duped into believing was all migrants.
3) Unwarranted detentions were on private property.
4) He showed Real ID both times.
1) Plaintiff is natural born.
2) He was detained 2X in a fast-growing part of Alabama, not in a city that Brett Kavanaugh could be easily duped into believing was all migrants.
3) Unwarranted detentions were on private property.
4) He showed Real ID both times.
JUST IN: A U.S. citizen from Alabama who has been detained twice by ICE while working at a construction site, has filed a class action suit claiming ICE's broad warrantless arrest powers violate the constitution. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
October 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
This is a VERY well crafted lawsuit.
1) Plaintiff is natural born.
2) He was detained 2X in a fast-growing part of Alabama, not in a city that Brett Kavanaugh could be easily duped into believing was all migrants.
3) Unwarranted detentions were on private property.
4) He showed Real ID both times.
1) Plaintiff is natural born.
2) He was detained 2X in a fast-growing part of Alabama, not in a city that Brett Kavanaugh could be easily duped into believing was all migrants.
3) Unwarranted detentions were on private property.
4) He showed Real ID both times.
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Trump told military leaders to join his war against the "enemy from within," released a video calling Democrats "woke pieces of shit," sent armed masked ICE agents to Chicago and vowed to send troops to Portland. How have Dem leaders in Congress responded? Trying to make a budget deal with Trump
September 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Trump told military leaders to join his war against the "enemy from within," released a video calling Democrats "woke pieces of shit," sent armed masked ICE agents to Chicago and vowed to send troops to Portland. How have Dem leaders in Congress responded? Trying to make a budget deal with Trump