Whatever led to someone needing food assistance, it can never be as embarrassing as the choices in life someone made to become a MAGA bigot.

“Don’t push on Friday? YOLO!”

Das besondere an dem Schlüssel ist nicht, welche Tür er öffnet. Das besondere ist, was er an dem verändert, was du hinter dieser Tür findest, wenn du sie mit diesem Schlüssel öffnest.

Vermutlich eine gute Entscheidung. Gute Besserung anyway …

I have a feeling that this person is picking up provisions for a somewhat lengthy trip. That’s what you need to do when there’s nobody throwing a big breakfast before you leave for Mordor.

Check ebay. The stuff may turn up there soon.

Let me guess, wide enough for a tank? The sad part is that Trump will definitely consider this, as long as his name is on a gold plaque at the entrance.

In a world where Biden somehow made the FBI place hundreds of agents in the Jan 6 crowd during Trump’s presidency, anything is possible.

Yes please. 🙏

As a non-parent, I fail to understand how parents can shrug off something like this, which is clearly important to the little one. How can you think “meh, just some peanuts”, when the little person thinks, “Wow, FIVE PEANUTS 🤯! I wonder who put them there. Were they lost? What’s their story?”

Can I nominate Gavin Newsom to the list? Because he’s really bringing the heat.

Fun fact: steak sauce does not contain steak either 😱😉

Isn’t it great how the lower-third says “Pam Bondi testifies…” It should read “Pam Bondi rants and insults Senators”.

So it’s a win-win situation…?

“The burglars union has issued a press statement, claiming that having to ask for permission before breaking into someone’s home would kill the industry.”