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they/he - twitter refugee - adult cryptid - queer af - 'i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room' - minors dnf 🌈🍖 freaks & weirdos only - multifandom. Currently: #911LoneStar - AO3: theheartbelives - header by @kamidog
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onlythosethings.bsky.social
Thread of my #911onABC and #911onFox fics. #Buddie #TyOwen
onlythosethings.bsky.social
Posted my trans!Buck Buddie fic.

Our Hands Hold Memories
Rated E
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Buck holds back during sex, Eddie pushes, and things come to light.

archiveofourown.org/works/62891077
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rabosaalforn.bsky.social
Have you ever… uuh, whatever this is?
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shuchancellor.online
EVERY SOCIETY IS THREE MEALS AWAY FROM CHAOS- V. LENIN
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
As shutdown enters its 3rd week, expect it to impact the economy “in a nonlinear fashion.

“.. missed paychecks, slower pace of business investment ..

“.. our initial estimate of a 0.1% drag on GDP is now outdated, and we expect a 0.25% drag per week, or 1% per month.”

@joebrusuelas.bsky.social
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lindsaykingmiller.bsky.social
Sex scenes are almost never "gratuitous" or "unnecessary." You learn things about characters and relationships during sex that you can't really learn any other way, such as whether they're into fisting.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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moreperfectunion.bsky.social
BREAKING: BlackRock, Elon Musk's xAI, Microsoft and Nvidia are all part of a consortium that is buying major data center builder Aligned Data Centers for $40 billion.
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onlythosethings.bsky.social
I haven't worked in two weeks and am in dire straits. If you can, please RT or donate. 🙏🏻
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adactivity.bsky.social
This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa
mattburgess1.bsky.social
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
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notarealdoctor.bsky.social
Capitalism has taken everything from my generation.
Headline reading "Daddy Drought Hits Gay Community as Aging Millennials Grapple With Rising Cost of Sugar Babies." Subtitle reads, "Would-Be Daddy's Lack Means to Penetrate Gay Sugar Baby Market"

The headlines are superimposed over a young looking Twink with an older daddy
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junlper.beer
free speech is dead
karaswisher.bsky.social
I thought they said it was wrong for an administration to ask a social media platform to take stuff down.
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specificityarchives.com
Rich people will always be the cause of human misery.
culturecrave.co
Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)
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lukesteuber.com
The cycle of homelessness and criminalization
This image portrays a satirical critique of systemic issues surrounding homelessness and criminalization. It visually represents the cyclical challenges faced by individuals experiencing homelessness:
	1.	A person is denied shelter due to lack of resources (“Sorry, out of beds. Good luck.”).
	2.	They are later punished for sleeping in public, which has been criminalized (“Get up! Public sleeping is now a crime. You’re going to jail.”).
	3.	After serving their time, they are released but continue to face barriers (“You’ve been in jail! I’d never hire you or rent to you.”).

The illustration highlights how systemic obstacles perpetuate homelessness rather than resolving it, presenting a no-win situation for those trapped in the cycle.
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catacalypto.bsky.social
chatgpt? whatever. I’m giving myself internet psychosis the old fashioned way: finding an unhinged individual and falling down a rabbit hole of trying to figure out whatever tf they’re doing
onlythosethings.bsky.social
Starting to think that The Cruelest Animal is going to be longer than Words Are a Pretext. 😳
onlythosethings.bsky.social
91k. Uhm... They decided to have really emotional sex instead. Oof, this is going to HURT.
onlythosethings.bsky.social
This will 100% be used to write porn about real people by harassers...
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lumenheine.bsky.social
Hi again #PortfolioDay! My names Lu and I'm a nb queer artist with a love for knights. You'll mostly see my knight OCs here, with a sprinkling of other characters.
🔗: churchofpossum.carrd.co
💌: [email protected]
A digital illustration of my knight OCs. Willow, in light armor, is laying on his back on a peach colored soft surface. Douglas, in dark armor, is leaning over him. They are both reaching for each other. There's blood on Willows armor. An illustration of my knight OCs Douglas (in the dark armor) and Willow (in the light armor). They are shown from the side, Willow has his back pressed up against a tree and Douglas is in his space, leaning against the tree with one hand and cradling Willows helmet with the other. The background shows a small pond and trees in the last light of the day. A monochromatic drawing of my knight OCs Douglas and Willow. Douglas has his hand laid on the side of Willows helmet while Willow has a bloodied dagger held to the back of Douglas' head. An illustration of my Knight OCs Douglas (in the dark armor) and Willow(in the light armor). They are caught in an embrace but both holidng a dagger to the other mans back. The background is a dark nights sky with stars with a halo of stars around Douglas' head.
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junlper.beer
these people know how extreme they are