can’t stop laughing at this, it’s perfect

Blinken. Garland slow-walked a lot of things (for reasons I’m not entirely unsympathetic to—you want to be very sure if you’re going to indict a former Chief Executive), but he was always going to run into SCOtUS deciding that (only certain) Presidents are above the law

"Primary everyone" has quickly become "no primary ever if I like one of the candidates"

Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate

What I will say is that we had little “get your last hit in” exchanges following Operation Midnight Hammer, and that ceasefire is holding—for now.

But these seem to be more widespread and systemic

One of the biggest messes I’ve ever seen in theaters was “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus,” where four people ended up playing one character because Heath Ledger died halfway through shooting.

They tried to work it into the script—it didn’t work

The only time I’m sympathetic to it is when the studio has gotten completely screwed—stuff like Carrie Fisher dying halfway through shooting for Episode IX

So much of the reaction to the latest Gaza deal acts as if Trump took office amidst a raging war, which simply isn't true.

There's a tendency in US media to praise Trump whenever the opportunity arises, as if they need to make up for all the factually accurate reporting that makes him look awful.

I can already tell that "Trump may have been evil but he stopped a genocide Biden wouldn't!" is going to become an article of faith for the worst leftists alive for the next 70 fucking years or so, so I'm going to be clear. If you believe this, show yourself now so you can be blocked in advance.

So yes, but also, this looks like shit

The whale video games have gotten too good

your tactic of protesting in an inflatable frog suit which gets normal people on your side is far inferior to my tactic of posting about laser blinding helicopter pilots which is both wildly illegal and, were it to succeed, would put basically *everyone* against me

Many people On Here think that capitalism is uniquely bad, but when you boil it down, their fundamental critique of capitalism is a critique of humanity and power, not a particular economic system.

I don’t want potential allies

I want to yell

Not joking, either

1968 - Vietnam (Chennault Affair)
1980 - Iran (hostage crisis resolved 20 minutes after Reagan inaugurated)
2016 - Russia (hacking)
2024 - Israel

I now realize that for my entire adult life, I've had a very narrow conception of what "supporting and defending the Constitution" means. Standing on business when armed agents of the State are knocking on your door is way more important, by a country mile, than anything I did overseas

Look it doesn’t take a genius to figure out that Wilford Wiggins is scamming people after the first fifty times he did it

…$30 for a button up sounds pretty reasonable?

Dude is outing himself as a SHEIN addict

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas

Shining lasers into the air also forces aircraft doing stuff like “life saving medical flights” to land, which is a great way to lose popular support for your activism. Don’t fucking do this.

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This doesn’t gel with his appearance in Sesame Street on Ice, in which he ice-skates uphill

And it’ll last longer than anything this guy is wearing