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I have a doctorate, and I’m not afraid to use it.
“If it’s real, don’t let them ruin it.”
I have a doctorate, and I’m not afraid to use it.
“If it’s real, don’t let them ruin it.”
Shout out to those of you who still haven’t eaten yet.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Shout out to those of you who still haven’t eaten yet.
Show me those ChatGPT turkeys. I need to see what fuckery y'all got up to.
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Show me those ChatGPT turkeys. I need to see what fuckery y'all got up to.
The performers at the Macy’s Parade are so random. Why is Busta Rhymes on the Ninja Turtles float?
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The performers at the Macy’s Parade are so random. Why is Busta Rhymes on the Ninja Turtles float?
GIRL WHAT IS THIS FACELIFT ON BRADLEY COOPER??
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
GIRL WHAT IS THIS FACELIFT ON BRADLEY COOPER??
I constantly buy pickles because I'm convinced that we finished that jar already (knowing full well I'm the only pickle eater in the house).
what's a thing you always buy because you think you're out then you get home and see you had it the whole time?
For me it's magic erasers.
there's a minimum of 6 boxes in the house rn 🥴
For me it's magic erasers.
there's a minimum of 6 boxes in the house rn 🥴
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I constantly buy pickles because I'm convinced that we finished that jar already (knowing full well I'm the only pickle eater in the house).
This is so funny.
I went to Catholic school my whole life and I can tell you that God has never read a single homework assignment I’ve ever done.
I went to Catholic school my whole life and I can tell you that God has never read a single homework assignment I’ve ever done.
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This is so funny.
I went to Catholic school my whole life and I can tell you that God has never read a single homework assignment I’ve ever done.
I went to Catholic school my whole life and I can tell you that God has never read a single homework assignment I’ve ever done.
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I'm blessing your timeline with this image, because I know that you will have occasion to use it, and more frequently than any of us would like to admit. Use it responsibly, friends.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm blessing your timeline with this image, because I know that you will have occasion to use it, and more frequently than any of us would like to admit. Use it responsibly, friends.
Inject it into my veinsssss
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Inject it into my veinsssss
A grape soda would set this off perfectly.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
A grape soda would set this off perfectly.
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My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀
Some of y’all are big and greedy and should admit it. Three meats, six carbs, and five desserts is too. much. food.
What’s your Thanksgiving hot take?
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Some of y’all are big and greedy and should admit it. Three meats, six carbs, and five desserts is too. much. food.
The food ain't ready.
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The food ain't ready.
Why are Wingstop bags that damn big?
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Why are Wingstop bags that damn big?
Me in high school when the straight boy I was totally dating in my head showed up with his girlfriend to prom.
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Me in high school when the straight boy I was totally dating in my head showed up with his girlfriend to prom.
in a further example that the internet is manipulating us, this video has been in my suggested videos on YouTube since Friday. now my friends on social media are posting about it.
excellent content
Someone left a mound of peanut butter out in the woods, and I am highly amused by the way the animals showed up for it (and shared it) over multiple days.
And also, which animals missed it entirely. lol
youtu.be/iU8NpRavask?...
And also, which animals missed it entirely. lol
youtu.be/iU8NpRavask?...
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
in a further example that the internet is manipulating us, this video has been in my suggested videos on YouTube since Friday. now my friends on social media are posting about it.
hell yeah! send me an ounce of flower!
As a gay man, do you like receiving flowers?
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
hell yeah! send me an ounce of flower!
Yelling.
Megan Thee Stallion believes a man who testified in Tory Lanez’s criminal trial likely mistook Lanez for a woman when he recounted seeing two women fighting before a “short guy” with a gun fired shots. www.legalaffairsandtrials.com/p/in-cross-m...
In cross, Megan Thee Stallion defends trial testimony and says she didn't fight with friend
Milagro Cooper's lawyer will continue questioning Megan on Monday in Miami federal court in what could be the final day of trial in defamation lawsuit.
www.legalaffairsandtrials.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Yelling.
“It’s basically fine” has been this show’s shtick for 20 years.
It’s basically fine. LMAO
It’s best case scenario for what I thought it was gonna be when they announced it was two movies. It suffers from the same problem as the stage show. Nothing really happens until the end.
It’s best case scenario for what I thought it was gonna be when they announced it was two movies. It suffers from the same problem as the stage show. Nothing really happens until the end.
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“It’s basically fine” has been this show’s shtick for 20 years.
Now we’re about to get gospel remixes of trap songs and I’m already tired.
“Klay is building a product that will offer the features of a streaming service like Spotify, amplified by AI technology that will let users remake songs in different styles.
Klay has licensed the rights to thousands of hit songs so that it can train its large language model”
Klay has licensed the rights to thousands of hit songs so that it can train its large language model”
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Now we’re about to get gospel remixes of trap songs and I’m already tired.
Insane take but there’s truth here.
Marjorie Taylor Greene is just Nicki Minaj for white women. And like the Barbz, so many of them are about to fall for the bait--hook, line, and sinker.
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Insane take but there’s truth here.
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
I also feel like this Uber driver stole this car.
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I also feel like this Uber driver stole this car.
I feel like this pilot stole this plane.
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I feel like this pilot stole this plane.
