the hardest workout at the gym is holding in my farts
November 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
the hardest workout at the gym is holding in my farts
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I love that the ruling is “Chicago fucking rules, fuck the liars and the haters”
After reading Carl Sandburg's "Chicago' poem in full in open court this morning, Federal Judge Sarah Ellis says this about our city:
It should go without saying that is she correct & Donald Trump is lying. #chicago
It should go without saying that is she correct & Donald Trump is lying. #chicago
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I love that the ruling is “Chicago fucking rules, fuck the liars and the haters”
Chicago is big, but not so big that I don’t run into my enemies at the Logan Square Blue Line Stop
November 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Chicago is big, but not so big that I don’t run into my enemies at the Logan Square Blue Line Stop
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Goddamn @theamynicholson.bsky.social COOKED with this FRANKENSTEIN review. Bow down to one of the greats. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Goddamn @theamynicholson.bsky.social COOKED with this FRANKENSTEIN review. Bow down to one of the greats. www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
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is jack skellington willing to stop oogie-boogie, but not able? then he is not omnipotent. is he able but not willing? then he is malevolent. is he both able and willing? then whence cometh oogie-boogie? is he neither able nor willing? then why call him king of the pumpkin patch?
September 19, 2023 at 12:36 AM
is jack skellington willing to stop oogie-boogie, but not able? then he is not omnipotent. is he able but not willing? then he is malevolent. is he both able and willing? then whence cometh oogie-boogie? is he neither able nor willing? then why call him king of the pumpkin patch?
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This week in 1988: 1,000+ ACT UP demonstrators shut down the FDA headquarters, demanding (and eventually winning) action on developing HIV/AIDS treatments. ACT UP's militant and creative actions always included powerful visual artwork, and paved the way for movements in the decades to come.
October 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This week in 1988: 1,000+ ACT UP demonstrators shut down the FDA headquarters, demanding (and eventually winning) action on developing HIV/AIDS treatments. ACT UP's militant and creative actions always included powerful visual artwork, and paved the way for movements in the decades to come.
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Like if you engage with a vaccine "skeptic" they're like, "Oh so you just blindly trust scientists?" No, I understand how mRNA and vaccines work. Trust doesn't enter into it at all.
October 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Like if you engage with a vaccine "skeptic" they're like, "Oh so you just blindly trust scientists?" No, I understand how mRNA and vaccines work. Trust doesn't enter into it at all.
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Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers https://theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-all-subscribers-to-recruit-5-new-customers/
October 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Netflix Now Requiring All Subscribers To Recruit 5 New Customers https://theonion.com/netflix-now-requiring-all-subscribers-to-recruit-5-new-customers/
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Sometimes when I’m on a plane I get sad there’s no SkyMall catalogue anymore but I guess the entire internet is SkyMall now
October 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sometimes when I’m on a plane I get sad there’s no SkyMall catalogue anymore but I guess the entire internet is SkyMall now
When someone says "Making out like a bandit" this is what I picture
September 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When someone says "Making out like a bandit" this is what I picture
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You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes.
#romancelandia
#romancelandia
September 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
You guys, so many Romance girlies are reading "On Tyranny" that they've broken the Goodreads recommendations algorithm. 10/10; no notes.
#romancelandia
#romancelandia
a movie about vampires should be sexy, scary, or camp (or any combo) and Robert Fucking Eggers didn't do any of them
September 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
a movie about vampires should be sexy, scary, or camp (or any combo) and Robert Fucking Eggers didn't do any of them
The description of librarians and "earnest, stolid" shows me this man has never been to a library
now if he had said "gay, neurodivergent weirdos"
now if he had said "gay, neurodivergent weirdos"
Matt Yglesias, arbiter of punks vs poseurs
September 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The description of librarians and "earnest, stolid" shows me this man has never been to a library
now if he had said "gay, neurodivergent weirdos"
now if he had said "gay, neurodivergent weirdos"
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dems grow tf up teenage girls get violent threats just for having instagram accounts
Dems advertising that they are capitulating to threats of violence is not an especially smart plan even on narrow selfpreservation concerns
September 20, 2025 at 1:06 PM
dems grow tf up teenage girls get violent threats just for having instagram accounts
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Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.
September 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.
My partner blocked my dad's phone number coz my dad kept butt-dialing him multiple times a day, every day. I recently was walking with my partner and a horrible wail came from my pockets and we realized I had group butt dialed all our friends.
horrible to see it's in my jeans, too
horrible to see it's in my jeans, too
September 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My partner blocked my dad's phone number coz my dad kept butt-dialing him multiple times a day, every day. I recently was walking with my partner and a horrible wail came from my pockets and we realized I had group butt dialed all our friends.
horrible to see it's in my jeans, too
horrible to see it's in my jeans, too
Rosalind Franklin came up in conversation and I yelled "More like WATSON AND PRICK, AMIRITE?"
and indeed I was
and indeed I was
September 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Rosalind Franklin came up in conversation and I yelled "More like WATSON AND PRICK, AMIRITE?"
and indeed I was
and indeed I was
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Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
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I know how cringe it is to quote Voltaire but I fear he cooked with this one:
“To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth.”
“To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth.”
September 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I know how cringe it is to quote Voltaire but I fear he cooked with this one:
“To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth.”
“To the living we owe respect, but to the dead we owe only the truth.”
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me trying to have a chill Saturday while also knowing facts and information about the world
![Kira Nerys from Star Trek DS9 is sitting with her legs apart, elbows out, and her hands laying high up on her thighs. She looks tense and alert. Captioned: "[ relaxes stressfully ]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tq75texcyq2kqs4ivjr55bor/bafkreigy77bklzg4lfrzi5zp6pjyi2ppbqwar4cpxzpnlr62vkga7fdujy@jpeg)
January 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
me trying to have a chill Saturday while also knowing facts and information about the world
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H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
October 1, 2023 at 5:23 PM
H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy
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at a going away hangout at a bar for a friend and someone called for a cheers to the death of charlie kirk and like 85% of people erupted in cheers, one screamed “death to fascist assholes!” and one guy got up and left lmao
September 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
at a going away hangout at a bar for a friend and someone called for a cheers to the death of charlie kirk and like 85% of people erupted in cheers, one screamed “death to fascist assholes!” and one guy got up and left lmao
Man, all I remembered from Avatar the Last Airbender was how emotionally complex it was, and the character growth, and the fantasy world that doesn't have any white characters, and I didn't remember HOW COOL THE FIGHTING WAS.
September 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Man, all I remembered from Avatar the Last Airbender was how emotionally complex it was, and the character growth, and the fantasy world that doesn't have any white characters, and I didn't remember HOW COOL THE FIGHTING WAS.