Who was your first celebrity crush?

We had the benefit of two people dressed in Kraft colors half-heartedly dancing to put the scene in context a little.

My nieces were recently in town and we went to the Aquarium and saw the Mac N Cheese on the way. We took a different route home and got home and my niece yelled "WE FORGOT TO PICK UP THE MAC N CHEESE"

Frothing at the mouth and telling the young folk how they xeroxed their collage zines in the 90s

Had to wait for the train for ten minutes. There’s a lot of reasons we need transit reform, but mostly we need it for when we run into our enemies and feel awkward for ten minutes

My dad was a hoarder with a heart of gold. Like he'd take home old shower units from construction sites and then install them in homes of elderly people in the community. It was a pain to grow up with the junk, but also he'd give away dishes and roller blades and basketballs to people

It says “Who can recognize my butt from behind?”

Anyway, SLAM is great, this picture is great and I hope they listen to you!!

SLAM also has my favorite Judith slaying Holofernes

A few years ago my mom sent me this magnet from SLAM, and I was like, thanks mom, why? and she was like “You were obsessed with it when you were a kid and wouldn’t leave the rest of it was in” and I was like eyyyyyyyy

Like if you engage with a vaccine "skeptic" they're like, "Oh so you just blindly trust scientists?" No, I understand how mRNA and vaccines work. Trust doesn't enter into it at all.

I'm so sad and mad about book bans and transphobia

AND

good Remy Charlip deep cut

So simple! It's amazing more teams don't try this one neat hack

some people just really like to hear themselves talk

haven't had a full body shudder the way I just did since I read Cuckoo

My idea that we should guillotine billionaires does not seem to be as simple as the execution

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!