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Basketball & Miami Heat fan.
Music lover. General nonsense
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THREAD.

A collection of notes I have made about my dad in my notebook.

1. My mum almost kills TV presenter Monty Don.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
So glad that country of free speech is going to stop me visiting because of social media
December 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Again, since certain people can't wrap their heads around this pretty simple concept:

If you voted for Kamala, you helped Kamala.

If you voted for Trump, you helped Trump.

If you voted 3rd Party, you helped Trump.

If you stayed home, you helped Trump.
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Realest post I’ve seen in a while
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Well that’s bullshit
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.

I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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Summertime at last
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The Clippers have 99 problems but Chris Paul being on that roster isn’t one of them
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
WTF are the Clippers doing?
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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oh come ON
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Turns out those Sleepy Joe accusations were yet another confession.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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I got to thinking: "What if it's not about the contradiction between the Hernandez pardon and the air strikes, but about the consistency between them?"

As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Trump allowed 17 members of the Sinaloa cartel into the US.

In May he commuted the 6x life sentences of the leader of the Gangster Disciples, most notorious drug trafficking & murderous street gang in the US.

Now Honduran drug trafficker Hernandez.

Is Trump setting up his own drug corridor?
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I really will never *ever* understand why these weirdos (derogatory) have such a boner for the r-word. Honestly what sort of tiny, miserable little heart do you have??
i do not regret to inform you we are going to win
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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i don’t know anything else about this guy but i respect his game
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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New oxymoron just dropped:

"KFC bánh mì"
KFC’s bánh mì has its name but not its nature. Who is this sandwich for?
KFC’s bánh mì has its name but not its nature. Who is this sandwich for?
I’ve eaten bánh mì at birthdays and picnics, at temples and cemeteries. But my first from the multinational food chain will likely be my last * Get our weekend culture and lifestyle email I bite into my KFC bánh mì, and there is silence. No crunch, no crackle. My teeth sink into a bread roll that is neither crusty nor flaky. There is a slaw of cabbage, carrot and cucumber, a whisper of coriander, a fillet of fried chicken, a splodge of mayonnaise and a slightly spicy, barbecue-adjacent “supercharged” sauce. There is no pate, no pickled daikon, no lineup of industrious sandwich-making Vietnamese aunties asking if I want chilli. The only thing it has in common with a bánh mì is the presence of a bread roll, an undemanding prerequisite given “bánh mì” means bread. The KFC bánh mì is bánh mì by name but not nature. It is the Dannii Minogue of chicken sandwiches. After a trial in Newcastle, KFC rolled out its Zinger bánh mì around Australia in early November, and will end its inglorious chicken run in December. National bánh mì appreciation has reached the point where the Vietnamese sandwich is wrapped and ready for multinational corporate exploitation. The life cycle of food in Australia is thus: migrants bring it; an ever widening circle of diners eat it; chefs, cooks and recipe developers adapt it and sell it (sometimes without the bread); and eventually Big Chicken ruins it for themselves. See also: the KFC kebab. Is this the dissonance of being mainstreamed, or does it just taste funny? And who exactly is the KFC bánh mì for? Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Sussan Ley Says Hanson Has Finally Gone Too Far After One Nation Senator Wears Joy Division Burqa to Parliament
Sussan Ley Says Hanson Has Finally Gone Too Far After One Nation Senator Wears Joy Division Burqa to Parliament — The Shovel
Opposition Leader Pauline Hanson says Pauline Hanson has crossed a line by arriving in Parliament today wearing a burqa featuring a Joy Division "Unknown Pleasures" screen print.
theshovel.com.au
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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Nobody has the balls to stand up to this traitorous liar. “Home of the brave,” my ass.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Commenting on something Trump posted online by saying that it was likely written by someone else adds nothing to the conversation. I don't give a rat's ass how Trump authors the content he publishes under his name—if he published it, he said it. Stop focusing on conspiracy theories about authorship.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Weirdest thing about Trumps rant is that he forgets that his voter base lives in a third world country that’s dressed up wearing a Gucci handbag
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 AM
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From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
Arizona pair celebrates decade of friendship that started with wrong text
From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.
www.azfamily.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Is he going to add a statue of him on his knees before Abe next?
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM