Tom
@tomgj.bsky.social
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Bad bird site escapee Stay at home astronaut Straight, not narrow He/Him, Ho/Hum Spending time between unceded Ngadjuri and Kamilaroi countries
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exposingnv.bsky.social
Just in! Candace Owens has lost her High Court challenge over the Aus Govt’s decision to deny her entry to Australia
tomgj.bsky.social
Sounds like a faux phở
jcsalterego.bsky.social
how much basil comes with takeout phở (actual size): 🌱
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thetnholler.bsky.social
ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
tomgj.bsky.social
Late start; caffeination has commenced.
Freshly drawn coffee in front of an espresso machine
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"The ship has headed to deeper waters while assessments are undertaken to see if the hull has suffered any damage."

I'm no expert but if there's potential damage I'd stick to the shallows
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Sorry, just busy in my drug lab because my 'silent partner' wants some money.
tomgj.bsky.social
Swimmingly.

If you don't count not staying afloat
tomgj.bsky.social
Was it Ansett that spent millions rebranding by adding a full-stop to their name?
tomgj.bsky.social
I like the original collective noun, army.
deuce7crakd.bsky.social
What do you call a group of frogs?

A portlandia.
tomgj.bsky.social
FMD, I know he's sick but he looks at least 74
A 54 year old Dave Hughes looking not a day under 70
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starshine.bsky.social
Oh wait that wasn’t even an embellishment huh they’re really wylin out
Nicholas Kristof
@NickKristof
In Portland, an ambulance was summoned to the
ICE office to treat an injured protester (not clear
how he was injured). But when the patient was
loaded inside, ICE officers refused to let the
ambulance leave and threatened to shoot the
ambulance driver:
tomgj.bsky.social
I know the feeling. It's up there with the worst
tomgj.bsky.social
Holy shit.

I'm glad to hear he's recovering; but yeah vet bills are never bloody small.
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Melbourne Cup should mandate salmon fascinators.
An organisation with a salmon hat
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steamtraen.eu
Next time an institution tells you how seriously it takes research misconduct, ask them if it's *this* seriously. www.bmj.com/content/297/...
In 1916 the BMJ published an article about the work done by James Shearer, an American physician working in the British Army as a sergeant (because he had no British qualification). He had described a
"delineator" which was better than x rays for portraying gunshot wounds. This caused a sensation and a lot of interest — but on investigation the work was found to have been invented. The BMJ published a retraction, but Shearer was tried by court martial and sentenced to death by firing squad.
tomgj.bsky.social
The best part of this is the second paragraph making it sound deliberate.
realphilgold.bsky.social
probably one of the most iconic images of any Australian PM
toney
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faineg.bsky.social
as we all know a true vanguard activist of the left is impervious to the quisling capitalist insult of “a flaming helicopter dropping on their head”
very-simple.com
What do they think happens when they make the helicopter flying over a crowded, occupied city, inoperable? Do they think it will only crash into other feds?
tomgj.bsky.social
I'm not saying it's bad but ai could probably do better.
tomgj.bsky.social
A company's policy does not circumvent law.

Maybe it's different where you live, but I'm one of the scores of people who don't happen to live in america.
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strangerous.bsky.social
I feel like today is a good day to remind everyone that just last year Barnaby Joyce called on a crowd of cookers to say “goodbye” to 3 Labor MPs inc the PM by getting ready to “load that magazine” & think of a “bullet” when casting their vote.
And received no penalty or censure.
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timdickinson.bsky.social
Fierce, unruly joy in Portland at the emergency naked bike ride
tomgj.bsky.social
Oh god, I just looked it up:

"Forgive me, it sounds cocky/He ah-matized me and opened my eyes/Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see/His love was the key that opened my thighs,"

Not sure what a young swifty would make of that.