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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 1d

*spit take*

Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Halloween to all the gay losers out there. 👻 #OFMD

Spirit Halloween costume of Stede Bonnet aka Gay Loser.

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 1d

It was the best of times, it was the stupidest of times.

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 1d

Wait we're being blamed for something AGAIN?

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 1d

AMC's IWTV seems pretty good too.

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 1d

Aotearoa whanau, go get a measles vaccination. They are free and available at most pharmacies. I just got one this afternoon - no appointment needed. #nzpol

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 2d

UPDATE:

Sent the link to my gay male friend and he is questioning his entire life to this point.

Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 3d

I can safely assume NONE OF YOU are interested in a female firefighter photoshoot/calendar because that would make you SICK AND PERVERTED.

Also HERE'S A LINK DON'T CLICK IT. ESPECIALLY NOT YOU LESBIANS AND BISEXUALS.

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

First female professional firefighters’ calendar ‘honours profession and femininity’

Thirteen of the country’s frontline women have teamed up for a powerful new fundraiser.

www.stuff.co.nz

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 2d

NO!!!!

(yes)

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 2d

OH NO MY MOST POPULAR POST I WAS TRYING TO SAVE YOU SINNERS FROM HELL BETTER REPOST SO YOU KNOW WHAT SINS TO AVOID IN FUTURE.

Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 3d

I can safely assume NONE OF YOU are interested in a female firefighter photoshoot/calendar because that would make you SICK AND PERVERTED.

Also HERE'S A LINK DON'T CLICK IT. ESPECIALLY NOT YOU LESBIANS AND BISEXUALS.

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

First female professional firefighters’ calendar ‘honours profession and femininity’

Thirteen of the country’s frontline women have teamed up for a powerful new fundraiser.

www.stuff.co.nz

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 3d

JUST SO REPULSIVE I'D HATE ONE TO SLING ME OVER THEIR SHOULDER EW GROSS.

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 3d

Happy birthday! I'll be joining you in just over a month (in being 49, not in person, I'm not a stalker).

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 3d

I'm pretty sure the one on the top right works at my local station as I recall seeing a firefighter who looked like that on my street and being slightly gobsmacked.

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 3d

I can safely assume NONE OF YOU are interested in a female firefighter photoshoot/calendar because that would make you SICK AND PERVERTED.

Also HERE'S A LINK DON'T CLICK IT. ESPECIALLY NOT YOU LESBIANS AND BISEXUALS.

www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

First female professional firefighters’ calendar ‘honours profession and femininity’

Thirteen of the country’s frontline women have teamed up for a powerful new fundraiser.

www.stuff.co.nz

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 3d

Me: Ugh, "dog-friendly" office, yuck. Dogs are annoying and smell bad.
Also me: *curls up with office dog on dog bed*

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 4d

It just clicked. That's La Marseillaise on guitar. Hendrix hat-tip with a twist. Oh the little details, they are so cute. I am *tickled* #iwtv

www.youtube.com/shorts/Ysd9J...

We know you're thirsty for it. #TheVampireLestat

YouTube video by amc+

www.youtube.com

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 4d

Ugh 😣 I’m sorry

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 5d

In this case sleep > money. I have so much time.

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 5d

My bank account is sad. Me? Not so much.

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 5d

TIL there is a town in AoNZ called Drybread and that it is currently snowing there (in mid-spring).

www.tickaroo.com/e/GgaTQBwBwx...

Snow making for a spring winter wonderland in tiny Otago town

Snow making for a spring winter wonderland in tiny Otago townThe snow is coming in fast in the small central Otago town of Drybread. With a population of just 31 people, Drybread sits at the foot of t...

www.tickaroo.com

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 5d

Waiting for the "Jacinda steps out with Orlando Bloom" headlines.

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 5d

Rik 🥰🥰🥰🥰😭

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 6d

Stressful fucking day so far. Can bad things stop happening to people I love thank you.

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 6d

Side-eyeing Stuff too.

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 7d

All those National party plants on the RNZ board are probably holding off on coverage.

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 7d

Me: am I more like my mum or my dad?
My partner: well, you talk about yourself constantly - so that's like your mum - but you're also rude, which is like your dad. So a mix.

😑

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Meeping wainscot @ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social · 7d

Not sure if you are a Manics fan but when I found out they were from Blackwood I was so excited. My mum instantly gave them her approval - her mother was Australian and she was born in AoNZ, but to talk to her you'd think she was Welsh, its the side she embraced the most!