Meeping wainscot
@ohnoiratebrian.bsky.social
Middle-aged, goth-adjacent moper living her best (?) life in Aotearoa.
Some crazy shit!
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Some crazy shit!
All the usual niches occupied by mammals were filled by birds here in AoNZ, so we have MANY MANY BIRDS. Our only land mammals are bats.
November 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
All the usual niches occupied by mammals were filled by birds here in AoNZ, so we have MANY MANY BIRDS. Our only land mammals are bats.
Are they on something?
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Are they on something?
A few years back Coke tried to be down with the tangata whenua by having a sign that said “Kia Ora, mate”. Unfortunately “mate” means death. So… “hello, death”.
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
A few years back Coke tried to be down with the tangata whenua by having a sign that said “Kia Ora, mate”. Unfortunately “mate” means death. So… “hello, death”.
Oh that sucks :(
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Oh that sucks :(
I just like a quiff. The brushed forward thing is very Madchester.
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I just like a quiff. The brushed forward thing is very Madchester.
Is it sacrilege to say I prefer Phil with a quiff?
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Is it sacrilege to say I prefer Phil with a quiff?
If it's anything like Waterview Tunnel then the delay will be BECAUSE of a National minister.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If it's anything like Waterview Tunnel then the delay will be BECAUSE of a National minister.
AoNZ mentioned! 😍
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
AoNZ mentioned! 😍
I wrote this BEFORE finding out something utterly horrifying about someone in my neighbourhood who I vaguely know. Feel sick.
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I wrote this BEFORE finding out something utterly horrifying about someone in my neighbourhood who I vaguely know. Feel sick.
They really meant hard launch. The TANGLED LEGS WOT.
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
They really meant hard launch. The TANGLED LEGS WOT.
Dan stop getting prettier challenge. Men really do peak in their 30s.
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Dan stop getting prettier challenge. Men really do peak in their 30s.
STTTTTTTOOOOOOOPPPPPPP
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
STTTTTTTOOOOOOOPPPPPPP
Men in general scare me. I have a lot of very good men in my life, but just on the periphery are some absolute cot cases. Cheaters. Abusers. It’s terrifying.
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Men in general scare me. I have a lot of very good men in my life, but just on the periphery are some absolute cot cases. Cheaters. Abusers. It’s terrifying.
I know the one you mean and it as my first wrinkle!
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I know the one you mean and it as my first wrinkle!
No one tells you that you should stuck up on pregnancy tests during peri!
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
No one tells you that you should stuck up on pregnancy tests during peri!
Oh yeah sounds familiar. I’m doing the whole “not bleeding for months then tsunami” thing. I also have polyps. I’m hoping it will all be over soon as my mum and sister stopped around my age (49).
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh yeah sounds familiar. I’m doing the whole “not bleeding for months then tsunami” thing. I also have polyps. I’m hoping it will all be over soon as my mum and sister stopped around my age (49).
I'm guessing from the lack of panic that you can't be pregnant, in which case perimenopause? My symptoms started at around your age.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I'm guessing from the lack of panic that you can't be pregnant, in which case perimenopause? My symptoms started at around your age.