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having a birthday right before christmas has always been so embarrassing like. I’m sorry i was born right before the lord. Are you free that weekend?
December 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
having a birthday right before christmas has always been so embarrassing like. I’m sorry i was born right before the lord. Are you free that weekend?
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At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
At SNL I worked with artists who made the funniest, stupidest graphics in no time flat. Some of my biggest jokes would have been impossible without these geniuses building an insane image or finding the perfect real-life photo of a politician. Sucks that their work is being pushed aside for slop.
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i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i finished playing final fantasy 9 for the first time recently! wonderful game
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it's that time again www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Qx...
Eat, Fry, Love: A Cautionary Remix (REUPLOAD)
YouTube video by Dingle Dangle
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November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it's that time again www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Qx...
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This is out of character for me because usually when I see a movie over two hours I’m like “this could have been an email” but I honestly think GDT’s Frankenstein should have been a mini-series. The stuff that was the most interesting went by way too fast
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is out of character for me because usually when I see a movie over two hours I’m like “this could have been an email” but I honestly think GDT’s Frankenstein should have been a mini-series. The stuff that was the most interesting went by way too fast
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i think the main problem with guillermo del toro's frankenstein is that the creature is del toro's blorbo, but he is not his little meowmeow
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
i think the main problem with guillermo del toro's frankenstein is that the creature is del toro's blorbo, but he is not his little meowmeow
guillermo del toro’s frankenstein: the blorbo essay
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
guillermo del toro’s frankenstein: the blorbo essay
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Chilean paleontologists named a fossil species of sawshark after pochita, meet pochitaserra patriciacanale.
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Chilean paleontologists named a fossil species of sawshark after pochita, meet pochitaserra patriciacanale.
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i’m watching aysha start act 3 and it’s fascinating to me how hornet degenders people casually. like the caretaker gets called brother and uses he/him, but she still uses gender neutral sibling for him? hornet are you so woke you’ve become unwoke by degendering everyone?
November 8, 2025 at 1:18 PM
i’m watching aysha start act 3 and it’s fascinating to me how hornet degenders people casually. like the caretaker gets called brother and uses he/him, but she still uses gender neutral sibling for him? hornet are you so woke you’ve become unwoke by degendering everyone?
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I'm laying off interest across "nearly all areas" of Square's future output unless they walk-back all the shit their doing in the interest of rolling out massive AI integration.
Square Enix is laying off staff across "nearly all areas" of its western business.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/square-...
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November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm laying off interest across "nearly all areas" of Square's future output unless they walk-back all the shit their doing in the interest of rolling out massive AI integration.
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Happy Halloween 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Happy Halloween 🎃
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i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
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So apparently there was a Pomni costume on The Price is Right for Halloween, which blows my mind in another weird "full circle" kind of way; half the reason the Caine voice came to be is because I watched this show a lot when I was a toddler
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
So apparently there was a Pomni costume on The Price is Right for Halloween, which blows my mind in another weird "full circle" kind of way; half the reason the Caine voice came to be is because I watched this show a lot when I was a toddler
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Sometimes when I want to feel something I watch this video of avu-chan of Queen Bee absolutely tearing the mic apart youtu.be/gn-YwSmEzNc?...
女王蜂 - 火炎 / THE FIRST TAKE
YouTube video by THE FIRST TAKE
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October 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Sometimes when I want to feel something I watch this video of avu-chan of Queen Bee absolutely tearing the mic apart youtu.be/gn-YwSmEzNc?...
i think there’s supposed to be post credits?? rip but man i’m glad it didn’t happen DURING
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i think there’s supposed to be post credits?? rip but man i’m glad it didn’t happen DURING
the fire alarm went off the moment the credits started rolling for the chainsaw man movie LOLLLL fitting for the bomb devil movie
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
the fire alarm went off the moment the credits started rolling for the chainsaw man movie LOLLLL fitting for the bomb devil movie
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hond. gouache painting on paper::
October 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
hond. gouache painting on paper::