Jolisa Gracewood
@nzdodo.bsky.social
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Freelance writer and editor, full-time silly sausage. Books, bikes, better places, beastly puns. She/ her/ the cats’ mother. Based in Tāmaki Makaurau, aka New Auck City.
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jaythechou.bsky.social
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673
Paddington in The Wicker Man (1974)
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pippacoom.bsky.social
This is all the votes up till midday Saturday. Specials still to come to come! Will know final result on Friday.
nzdodo.bsky.social
So true! And needs translation for those who are having a very hard time, for whom “easy” sounds like a thing devoutly to be wished.
nzdodo.bsky.social
That feeling when the special votes tip your local board back towards favouring kid-friendly and bike-friendly streets…
A mashup of the sickos meme and classic Calvin & Hobbes, showing Calvin’s dad all togged up for one of his character-building bike rides, looking back through the window and saying “Yes hahaha yes.”
nzdodo.bsky.social
An absolute rockstar of the herb garden. Elvis Parsley, as it were.
nzdodo.bsky.social
I knew about brassica hegemony… but I only just learned the other day that celery is essentially big parsley, and WHAT?!
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paullecomtephoto.nz
Absolutely heartbreaking visit to NZ's temperate glaciers on Te Tai Poutini West Coast.

Here's Kā Roimata-o-Hinehukatere Franz Joseph Glacier & Waiau (Waiho) River in Kā Tiritiri-o-te-moana the Southern Alps.

NZ's glaciers are in fast retreat due to Climate Change (see 2009 position drawn in).
View up a glacial valley towards mountains, with a flat valley floor & snow capped mountains. Lush rainforest frames the valley This image shows how far the glacier has retreated just in 16 years - absolutely heartbreaking.  The place where I took the photo was the terminal of the glacier in 1905
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pippacoom.bsky.social
This is really great news. City Vision (Labour, Greens & independents) has flipped two local boards. This is a win for progressive policies. Communities want climate action, street improvements, safe speeds and bike lanes
cityvision.bsky.social
The preliminary result is now out. We're really delighted to have secured the majority on the Albert-Eden Local Board with the election of Michelle Thorp
voteauckland.co.nz/en/2025-loca...
Local board member results | Vote Auckland
Local board member results for the 2025 local elections.
voteauckland.co.nz
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duncanwebbmp.bsky.social
The select committee report on the Regulatory Standards Bill is in.
📝166,000 submissions.
❌98.7% opposed.
Yet National are going to continue supporting it.
🗣New Zealand could not have been louder, but Luxon still isn’t listening.
Regulatory Standards Bill:
Select Committee Report:
166,000 submission total
0.7% supported
0.6% unclear
98.7% opposed

AUTHORISED BY DUNCAN WEBB MP, PARLIAMENT BUILDINGS WELLINGTON
nzdodo.bsky.social
I'd have done it for $499 a cone and funnier memes – where's the transparency in tendering!
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nzdodo.bsky.social
Sob! Here, have an invisible hanky. <mimes turning empty pockets inside out, shrugs, offers you an actual crumpled beret instead>
nzdodo.bsky.social
The phrase “easy road” stuck out. Like, who wouldn’t take the easy road if they could? Sounds safe/ logical, esp in this economy.

How about “the cowardly and more costly path”? Or an even more accurate and indelible visual metaphor, like “backing the tractor [our country/ our future] over a cliff”.
nzdodo.bsky.social
I hope you mimed sadly turning your empty pockets inside out, by way of response.
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christinahood.bsky.social
If you are fuming about the derailment of climate ambition in AoNZ, how about helping fund an investigation into where this came from 👇
byroncclark.bsky.social
The crowdfund for a podcast investigating how the idea of quitting the Paris climate accords went from fringe to mainstream is getting closer and closer to the goal. If 25 more people pledge $5 we'll be three quarters of the way there

www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/861...
Podcast: Quit Paris? How pulling out of the Paris Climate Accords went from fringe media to the mainstream | PledgeMe
Quit Paris? This podcast will investigate how a fringe idea moved from being a fringe position to one advocated by mainstream politicians
www.pledgeme.co.nz
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nickofnz.bsky.social
Mind blowing.

The Luxon Government has confirmed it will rewrite NZ’s once bipartisan climate change law to dilute methane reduction targets and PERMANENTLY exclude dairy from the Emissions Trading Scheme – a move Greenpeace says amounts to full-blown climate denial.
#nzpol
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mrjeffhowell.bsky.social
The Olive green areas are councils where citizens voted down Māori wards (the little blue blob in the middle is Kirikiriroa, which voted by a whisker to retain theirs).
Coincidentally those Olive green areas also pretty accurately represent land confiscated by the crown after the Waikato wars.
nzdodo.bsky.social
With polls now officially closed on this local election day…

✊ Kudos to everyone who managed to get your votes in under the wire

🤞And best of luck to all candidates, currently keeping your cool (and holding onto your hats) while we wait for the counts to come in

Democracy ftw, hopefully! #nzpol
a person is laying on the ground in a dark room with a window .
Alt: Indiana Jones escapes by rolling under a heavy stone door, rapidly closing guillotine-style … and manages to reach back in and snatch his hat at the last second.
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nzdodo.bsky.social
"The book that made me laugh: The Ice Shelf by Anne Kennedy. From the first page... it is a hoot. I especially love the way she skewers writing workshops and literary festivals."

Totally agree with @wendmyway.bsky.social – The Ice Shelf is an iconic, edgy, and oddly underrated instant classic.
‘You’ll laugh, you’ll cry…’: Wendy Parkins on the book everyone should read
Wendy Parkins, winner of best first book at the 2025 Ngaio Marsh Awards, recommends a must-read Victorian 'trauma novel'.
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