🎄 Merrynera ChrisTomas ☃️
@notthewhostommy.bsky.social
Podcaster/Writer. @ to avoid any confusion. things I post are from moi and moi alone. he/him
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❗NEW BONUS EP❗To celebrate 30 years of Toy Story here's our Full Franchise bonus podcast from the Patreon Vault for all to hear! Listen as Thomas & Bryan discuss the four films from the franchise that created Pixar! linktr.ee/cinema2letter
Go to infinity and beyond by listening to our Full Franchise special all about Toy Story released from the paywall in honor of the Pixar film's 30th anniversary!
Don't see the point in a new Top Gun when we have this in the can
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Don't see the point in a new Top Gun when we have this in the can
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his dick was too weird, warts & all.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his dick was too weird, warts & all.
Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his dick was too weird, warts & all.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his dick was too weird, warts & all.
Catch Me If You Can: Underrated Christmas movie
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Catch Me If You Can: Underrated Christmas movie
Me & the boys
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Me & the boys
Patrons can now vote for which movie I discuss with a guest come the new year! Zombies, apes, ghost towns and Shakers. What options!
❗PATREON POLL❗Become a Cineast Patron to vote on which January release we devote an audio review to. Primate? 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple? Return to Silent Hill? The Testament of Ann Lee? It's up to you to decide who wins! linktr.ee/cinema2letter
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Patrons can now vote for which movie I discuss with a guest come the new year! Zombies, apes, ghost towns and Shakers. What options!
HBO Max: "You never noticed the puke guy before."
Us:
Us:
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
HBO Max: "You never noticed the puke guy before."
Us:
Us:
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writers artists
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getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
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criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
writers artists
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
🤝
getting our best work
🤝 done at 2am 🤝
🤝
criminals santa claus
The Odyssey (2026; dir. Christopher Nolan)
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The Odyssey (2026; dir. Christopher Nolan)
"This is Not A Ghost Story"
Yeah, wrong David Lowery movie.
Yeah, wrong David Lowery movie.
First posters for David Lowery's Mother Mary starring Anne Hathaway and Michaela Coel ❤️🔥
Trailer drops tomorrow.
Trailer drops tomorrow.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
"This is Not A Ghost Story"
Yeah, wrong David Lowery movie.
Yeah, wrong David Lowery movie.
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For anybody who is going to be in Oregon soon or is just a fan of homemade Christmas kitsch of dubious copyright status, I cannot recommend the Christmas Storybook Land exhibit in Albany enough.
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
For anybody who is going to be in Oregon soon or is just a fan of homemade Christmas kitsch of dubious copyright status, I cannot recommend the Christmas Storybook Land exhibit in Albany enough.
Eye of the Beholder
Time Enough at Last
The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street
Time Enough at Last
The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street
What are your top 3 Twilight Zone episodes?
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November 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Eye of the Beholder
Time Enough at Last
The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street
Time Enough at Last
The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street
Favorite First Watches of November
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Favorite First Watches of November
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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Patrons can now hear the latest episode of [marco polo] An Adult Swim Podcast, in which @rust3dbr3w.bsky.social & Thomas discuss episodes of The Boondocks & Neon Joe Werewolf Hunter! linktr.ee/cinema2letter
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Patrons can now hear the latest episode of [marco polo] An Adult Swim Podcast, in which @rust3dbr3w.bsky.social & Thomas discuss episodes of The Boondocks & Neon Joe Werewolf Hunter! linktr.ee/cinema2letter
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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A haunted house but each new room is just a piece of internet lore that you were unaware of because you’re 40 years old.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
A haunted house but each new room is just a piece of internet lore that you were unaware of because you’re 40 years old.
Go to infinity and beyond by listening to our Full Franchise special all about Toy Story released from the paywall in honor of the Pixar film's 30th anniversary!
❗NEW BONUS EP❗To celebrate 30 years of Toy Story here's our Full Franchise bonus podcast from the Patreon Vault for all to hear! Listen as Thomas & Bryan discuss the four films from the franchise that created Pixar! linktr.ee/cinema2letter
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Go to infinity and beyond by listening to our Full Franchise special all about Toy Story released from the paywall in honor of the Pixar film's 30th anniversary!
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Don't Let Yourself Get Attached to Anything You Are Not Willing to Walk Out On In 30 Seconds Flat If You Feel the Heat Around The Corner, Charlie Brown
It’s the detritus of a coming war, Charlie Brown.
What we do in life echoes in eternity, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Don't Let Yourself Get Attached to Anything You Are Not Willing to Walk Out On In 30 Seconds Flat If You Feel the Heat Around The Corner, Charlie Brown
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Grateful to have grown up watching Udo Kier being creepy as hell in movies.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Grateful to have grown up watching Udo Kier being creepy as hell in movies.
Love all my favorite Sammy Fableman films:
Gnaws
Cretaceous Park
Saving Private Bryan
Distant Encounters of the 3rd Kind
Release Me If You Can
East Side Story
Indiana Smith & The Temple of Dread
Minority Rapport
The Sugarless Express
Not Ready Player Two
Augsburg
War Heroin
Gnaws
Cretaceous Park
Saving Private Bryan
Distant Encounters of the 3rd Kind
Release Me If You Can
East Side Story
Indiana Smith & The Temple of Dread
Minority Rapport
The Sugarless Express
Not Ready Player Two
Augsburg
War Heroin
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Love all my favorite Sammy Fableman films:
Gnaws
Cretaceous Park
Saving Private Bryan
Distant Encounters of the 3rd Kind
Release Me If You Can
East Side Story
Indiana Smith & The Temple of Dread
Minority Rapport
The Sugarless Express
Not Ready Player Two
Augsburg
War Heroin
Gnaws
Cretaceous Park
Saving Private Bryan
Distant Encounters of the 3rd Kind
Release Me If You Can
East Side Story
Indiana Smith & The Temple of Dread
Minority Rapport
The Sugarless Express
Not Ready Player Two
Augsburg
War Heroin
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... & Thomas trying to keep up with Edgar Wright's new version of The Running Man with @rmfezman.bsky.social! Become a Patron now to listen! patreon.com/cinema2letter
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November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
... & Thomas trying to keep up with Edgar Wright's new version of The Running Man with @rmfezman.bsky.social! Become a Patron now to listen! patreon.com/cinema2letter
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ICYMI, Cineast Patrons can now listen to November's audio review bonus podcast featuring Thomas & @lililabens.bsky.social discussing the Guillermo Del Toro version of Frankenstein...
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November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
ICYMI, Cineast Patrons can now listen to November's audio review bonus podcast featuring Thomas & @lililabens.bsky.social discussing the Guillermo Del Toro version of Frankenstein...
The true Pete Postlethwaite test would be to confirm if Josh O'Connor can pull off this fit
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The true Pete Postlethwaite test would be to confirm if Josh O'Connor can pull off this fit
Played Simpsons Road Rage so much as a child that the score plays in my head every time I'm running late for something and desperately try to drive there.
#OnThisDay November 19, 2001, "The Simpsons: Road Rage" was released in North America for the Playstation 2. It was released a few weeks later for Xbox and GameCube. #TheSimpsons
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Played Simpsons Road Rage so much as a child that the score plays in my head every time I'm running late for something and desperately try to drive there.