The Haunting of Sam Van Haren
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Associate Editor @talkfilmsociety.com Host of Keanu Believe It podcast, featured on various others. Talks too much about movies, cartoons, and Keanu. ♿️ he/him Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/8EtJ
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My Top 10 Favorite Movies of 2024:

Dune: Part Two
The Substance
Rebel Ridge
The Wild Robot
Furiosa
Hometown Prison
A Different Man
Challengers
A Quiet Place: Day One
Love Lies Bleeding
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Friend who manages a theater says that they do. There are exceptions with Netflix of movies like their Hallmark style romcoms, but for the most part it’s straightforward. And Amazon uses a third party distributor but it’s doable.
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They’re a damn good apple but they must have TSwift level of publicity/marketing to have become so dominant in the hand fruit space.
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You get it. Knew there was a reason we’ve been mutuals so long. My latest:
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They should have rebranded Apple TV+ as Honeycrisp
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I have so many tweets and Bluesky posts that are just the dumbest jokes that I needed to get out of my head. Respect.
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Seeing this in person when I walked through the Kerner Optical door during my visit to ILM is a core memory. Didn’t realize until later it was a Struzan but of course it was. Magic.
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Hard to fully say after just one episode but I think as an action junkie you’ll find plenty to vibe with. It’s a follow-up to the games, but it’s doing a good job reading the views in so far. Players will just have that extra layer.
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First episode of SPLINTER CELL: DEATHWATCH is real fucking good. Absolutely nails the tone and feel of the series. It’s in very good hands with my friend Derek Kolstad.
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“Oh, a gay raccoon can’t have babies?”

“I guess he could adopt… or get a surrogate.”

“Of course he could.”
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It sort of feels like Gunn filtered all his most nihilistic tendencies into CC. I think I like it overall more than most but I definitely have serious issues with it. Justice for Nina.
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Drew Struzan must have had a direct line to the art gods. His work was unmatched.
Poster for Del Toro’s HELLBOY, art by the late master Drew Struzan
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Drew Struzan helped shape the way generations thought about movies. RIP
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They should have rebranded Apple TV+ as Honeycrisp
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I’ve known this to be a universal truth since 10th grade.
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So many limited series these days feel painfully stretched for no other reason than to milk subscriptions. Really appreciate that this rewarded patience.
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I knew Bari Weiss is the worst but I had started to forget just how much of the worst she truly is.
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My parents and grandma *finally* understood that Apple TV was the device/app and Apple TV+ was the streaming service. Fuck you very much, Tim Apple.
Apple TV+ Rebrands to Apple TV, Ditching the Plus Sign for ‘Vibrant New Identity’
It's just Apple TV now, no plus.
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Of course they are. Nice of them to wait minutes
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Damn pleasant weather. I can’t watch until there’s just a bit of bitter chill in the air.
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It’s wonderful that the remaining hostages are free, but I hate that given… well… history I’m just thinking about the ways in which Bibi and his lot will use this as an opportunity to continue doing genocide.
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Thanks for the reminder that I need to rewatch both this season. Fred Dekker is a gift.
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They’re in permanent “do I hear another dog?” mode and I love it.
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I love when a pull quote in a trailer says “dazzling” and then the review reads “a dazzling performance by so-and-so can’t save this absolute trainwreck of a film”.